Where's the Newbie Thread
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Where's the Newbie Thread
Hey. First time, long time.
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Whoa.
Welcome to the Swamp, Mr. Bengal.
Welcome to the Swamp, Mr. Bengal.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Youre not fooling anyone hodor.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Nice digs. Already enjoying the Game of Thrones thread. Nice to see some familiar faces and avatars...Rass ftw, as ever.
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I don't think I ever did a fake persona in any version of the swamp. Not Hodor. But that one's awesome.AB_skin_test wrote:Youre not fooling anyone hodor.
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Good on ya, bengal. There's nothing to fear but fear itself.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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And crazy people. And bombs. And stink bugs. And a few other things. But, fear too, perhaps.howard wrote:Good on ya, bengal. There's nothing to fear but fear itself.
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Hi,
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Also, you must earn 10 karma points through amassing more exalts than smites. We will be judging you critically. Get to work, noob.Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Hi,
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The skunk in J-Lo's garage is fucking impossible to impress.
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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Re: Where's the Newbie Thread
tennbengal wrote:And crazy people. And bombs. And stink bugs. And a few other things. But, fear too, perhaps.howard wrote:Good on ya, bengal. There's nothing to fear but fear itself.
Cicadas.
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
Re: Where's the Newbie Thread
Fair warning: I use my mod powers to edit all vegan references to meat references
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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I am treating vegan like Fight Club. And you do not speak of it. And what not.
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It can be bribed with cat food though.ZMan wrote:The skunk in J-Lo's garage is fucking impossible to impress.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Throw in some fig newtons and I know where you can get a great mustache ride.Jerloma wrote:It can be bribed with cat food though.ZMan wrote:The skunk in J-Lo's garage is fucking impossible to impress.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.