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Jerloma wrote:A couple straw men in there but for the most part, I think I agree with her.
I guess when you break it down into simple terms, a slut is a synonym for whore/prostitute. A whore/prostitute fucks men for money. They dress in a very provocative way. Hence, if you're a girl going out for a night on the town, it is very easy to distinguish how a slut dresses and gauge your appearance by it.

And if you are unaware use Google or visit a Red Light District. The girls aren't dressed is business casual attire there. If they were, it wouldn't be taboo to take pictures of them despite them being in public. (I'm using Amsterdam as an example here.)

So the whole premise of the video falls flat to me. In reality, I wholeheartedly don't give a shit. I like looking at women and if it's slutty, I'm cool with it. If it's more conservative, I'm cool with it too.
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But the idea that a girl wearing sexy clothes means she wants to get fucked is lacking in accuracy and ethics. It's an idea that's often used to shame and devalue young girls, typically administered in some sort of conservative religious fashion. In even more extreme cases, it's an idea used to place the blame on the victims in rape cases. We need to stop that.
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I agree with that completely. It's toxic and horrible.

But what I'm talking about is the literal here. If you want a definition of a slut and then make your case such word doesn't exist, it makes my brain hurt. In no way shape or form does dressing sexy mean that it's bad or make a statement of intent that you want dick. But there are women who do dress as 'sluts' and their entire intent is to 'get fucked.' Imagining it doesn't exist won't make the reality dissolve. So to compare what you're wearing in direct contrast to a slut can happen. It's the intent thing that needs to go away. However, that is based totally in perception to a viewer and perceptions are typically wrong.
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I don't think the word "slut" has anything to do with getting paid for sex. It just means a promiscuous woman.

I think there are two problems with the whole "dressing like a slut" thing. One is, as Jerloma mentioned, that you can't fairly judge intent by the clothes someone wears (in most cases).

The other is simply the whole idea that a woman who enjoys sex is a "slut" and a bad person. Why is it cool for dudes - hell, it's just assumed for guys - yet terrible and evil for women? That's the part of the equation that bothers me the most. Take this negative, puritanical connotation away and the issue with clothes becomes irrelevant.

Now excuse while I go burn my bra.
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Tosh takes on ESPN and it's glorious.

(sorry, can't embed).

http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/hfuztk/sport-science-0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Shirley wrote:Tosh takes on ESPN and it's glorious.

(sorry, can't embed).

http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/hfuztk/sport-science-0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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My narration of this: "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!"

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Most brilliant robbery disguise ever.

Jewel thieves in Toronto wear Burkas,



Here are the helpful tips from the police in case you see the suspects:
The first suspect is described as:

A five-foot-11 black male.
Wearing a black burka that had "shiny details on both arms," black gloves and men’s boots.
Having had a handgun.
Fewer details are available about the second suspect, who was:

Six-foot-three
Wearing a black burka and boots.
So if you're in the Toronto area and see two giant women in burkas and boots, be sure to call the police.
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This went viral back in January. I just now saw it. It's outstanding.
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Disagree - this is nonsense. But well produced.

Hate to be pedantic, but something about this video really irritated me.

My first reaction was that as a PSA - the video was complete crap. Interesting column in the paper here yesterday where the writer mentioned what a waste of money anti-drug PSAs are. Kids laugh at them (I know we did way back when), doctors say they don't work and yet the governments feel the need to keep producing them.

Then I saw this Australian one and thought that a) it was beyond over the top in making its point, b) it just sucks - a blatant rip off of the anti land mine PSA of a decade ago or so and c) can'r understand how a governmental organization would have paid for it.

Well, they didn't. From slate
Henry Inglis and Aaron McCann are a filmmaking duo from Perth with a history of producing unsettling advertisements. They also happen to be comedians, if you didn’t get that “Set Yourself Free” was meant to be funny. McCann characterized their style as “violent with a WTF factor” when we spoke yesterday: “Two comedians can’t really do ‘normal’ and ‘safe’,” he said. He was cagey as to whether or not "Set Yourself Free" is an elaborate prank. The commercial was always intended to be educational, he said, though “in terms of the Foundation, we’d like to leave it open to interpretation. [It’s] hard to keep intrigue in the internet age.” It’s probably a good bet to assume that Inglis and McCann invented the Foundation for the sake of the joke
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Sooo...I'm missing your beef. A couple of comedians did a parody PSA in a ridonkulous over the top fashion. That video is the latest video posted to their YouTube page (over 9 months old) and their "non-profit" of http://www.learnforlifewa.org.au" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; doesn't exist.
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12 minutes of my jaw on the ground:
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Johnnie wrote:Sooo...I'm missing your beef. A couple of comedians did a parody PSA in a ridonkulous over the top fashion. That video is the latest video posted to their YouTube page (over 9 months old) and their "non-profit" of http://www.learnforlifewa.org.au" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; doesn't exist.
Sorry, was under the mistaken belief that you - like a lot of people - thought this was a real PSA.

Please accept my apology.
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Don't apologize, homie! We cool.
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Poor Bret Hart.

That was really uncomfortable. The nauseous flopsweat that must have happened when the first other person came outside? Been there.
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Calgary's finest got their woman!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/c ... -1.2864063

Charged with an offence I'd never heard of:
She's been issued a $115 'unsafe backing' ticket and according to someone who spoke with the woman, she claimed she didn't know she had hit the vehicle.
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From the You Gotta Be Kidding Me files:

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On that video doesn't it look like someone had run it before (looks like there are ski tracks).
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wlu_lax6 wrote:On that video doesn't it look like someone had run it before (looks like there are ski tracks).
I thought the same thing. Doesn't make it any less impressive.
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wlu_lax6 wrote:On that video doesn't it look like someone had run it before (looks like there are ski tracks).
Yeah, I wondered that too. Then, I decided that there were actually snowball tracks.

But maybe he actually ran it twice, only once on camera?
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Sabo wrote:
wlu_lax6 wrote:On that video doesn't it look like someone had run it before (looks like there are ski tracks).
I thought the same thing. Doesn't make it any less impressive.
Agreed, not a skier so I don't know the difficulty but saw this at the same time and thought it was more impressive

http://www.businessinsider.com/incredib ... eo-2014-12" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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wlu_lax6 wrote:
Sabo wrote:
wlu_lax6 wrote:On that video doesn't it look like someone had run it before (looks like there are ski tracks).
I thought the same thing. Doesn't make it any less impressive.
Agreed, not a skier so I don't know the difficulty but saw this at the same time and thought it was more impressive

http://www.businessinsider.com/incredib ... eo-2014-12" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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TIL Business Insider is BuzzFeed for suit wearing motherfuckers.
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That is one vulvus mountain.
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Laughed from start to finish.

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Nancy Wilson can still get it.
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I love me some Katie Nolan. She's so awesome.

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Johnnie wrote:I love me some Katie Nolan. She's so awesome.

You said this was a Katie Nolan video. Where's Katie Nolan? Why did I watch if Katie Nolan does not appear?
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Johnnie wrote:I love me some Katie Nolan. She's so awesome.
Holy shit that was funny. SNL needs to hire whoever wrote that. And Katie Nolan is so damned cute. So many good ones, but Nuttin' for Christmas by wilt Chamberlain got me.
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Whoop whoop!

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hahahahaha

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No.

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