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Ryan wrote:Black Annie Live?
I had no idea that was a thing until I saw the commercial this morning.
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HOW WILL I EXPLAIN TO MY CHILD THAT ANNIE IS BLACK???????
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Brontoburglar wrote:
Ryan wrote:Black Annie Live?
I had no idea that was a thing until I saw the commercial this morning.
SNL Skit from a few weeks ago was actually very funny. Ram Jam reference was fantastic to me
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mister d wrote:HOW WILL I EXPLAIN TO MY CHILD THAT ANNIE IS BLACK???????
U don't see it all over tv evertime a white grl gets adopted!!!
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wlu_lax6 wrote:SNL Skit from a few weeks ago was actually very funny. Ram Jam reference was fantastic to me
Speaking of this episode, why the fuck would they allow Mystikal perform and why the fuck would I still recognize his voice inside of like 5 seconds?
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Was that the SNL with the skit where Keenan Thompson played an animal show host whose junk had been ripped off by a monkey on the previous episode? Cause I laughed way too hard at that.
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I will know in 3-4 weeks if I made it on to the next round or whatever. It was a lot tamer than what I was expecting.
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I didn't make the cut. :(

I was told I'd hear back in early January, and well, it's a month from then. I'm heartbroken.

No, not really. Yes, it's the sister show to a show that's currently on right now, and I had figured out who the main contestant is and everything.

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Brontoburglar wrote:I didn't make the cut. :(

I was told I'd hear back in early January, and well, it's a month from then. I'm heartbroken.

No, not really. Yes, it's the sister show to a show that's currently on right now, and I had figured out who the main contestant is and everything.

Sad trombone.
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So sorry for your loss.
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cerrano wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:I didn't make the cut. :(

I was told I'd hear back in early January, and well, it's a month from then. I'm heartbroken.

No, not really. Yes, it's the sister show to a show that's currently on right now, and I had figured out who the main contestant is and everything.

Sad trombone.
there's really no longer a need to conceal which show it is, is there?
I amuse myself with my ability to always underestimate pop cultural awareness in these here parts.

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Yes, it's the sister show to a show that's currently on right now
Why would any of us pick up the answer from this? There are what, 70 "reality" shows on the air currently? When your TV watching is comprised solely of DVR, pirated shows off the internet and children's shows on DVR, it is really fucking easy not to know that the Bachelor is on. Until this post, I didn't know it was on. I'm not trying to find ways to make small talk with girls to get in their pants, so I have no need to know the Bachelor exists anymore. I can, however, tell you all about Master Chen's evil plot to steal the powers of all the ninjas in Ninjago. Lloyd would fucking anyone. Spinjitsu or die, muthafucka!
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You are better off. An excercise/weight loss type show, yeah. That shit, no fucking way.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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I yield to no one in ignorance of popular culture. So I might have this wrong. But I wonder if being on this appalling, soul-killing TV show might be good for your careers?

Ironically, I think the downside of being on the show would actually be in the romantic area. Having appeared on this show might not be appealing to the type of women that you hope to attract in real life.
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Brontoburglar wrote:
I amuse myself with my ability to always underestimate pop cultural awareness in these here parts.

It was aBout a relAtionship CHasing show in which theE Lady chOoses heR matE Through a Thorough and rigorous procEss.
As a recent convert to the insanity that is a certain show with a hunky Iowa farmboy, I am very sorry that you didn't make it onto the show. My wife, daughter and students would have freaked knowing that I had a vague connection to someone on the show.

But, on the bright side, the possibility of you getting a cold sore in the foreseeable future just went way down.
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Yes, it's the sister show to a show that's currently on right now
Why would any of us pick up the answer from this? There are what, 70 "reality" shows on the air currently? When your TV watching is comprised solely of DVR, pirated shows off the internet and children's shows on DVR, it is really fucking easy not to know that the Bachelor is on. Until this post, I didn't know it was on. I'm not trying to find ways to make small talk with girls to get in their pants, so I have no need to know the Bachelor exists anymore. I can, however, tell you all about Master Chen's evil plot to steal the powers of all the ninjas in Ninjago. Lloyd would fucking anyone. Spinjitsu or die, muthafucka!
Oh stop with your old man whining. You freaking guessed it earlier in the thread.
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I could tell exactly what it was when he said that.
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Well, at least you can sleep at night knowing that you're not contributing to the vapid noise of mass media and popular culture.
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P.D.X. wrote:Well, at least you can sleep at night knowing that you're not contributing to the vapid noise of mass media and popular culture.
Quite a bit too late for that.
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Brontoburglar wrote: Oh stop with your old man whining. You freaking guessed it earlier in the thread.
That was Cheddah that guessed it, but I was close. My old man whining was saying that your obvious clue would have gone over my head if you hadn't already told me what show it was. I would have guessed Vanderpump Rules. That Stassi is such a bitch, right?
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Brontoburglar wrote: Oh stop with your old man whining. You freaking guessed it earlier in the thread.
That was Cheddah that guessed it, but I was close. My old man whining was saying that your obvious clue would have gone over my head if you hadn't already told me what show it was. I would have guessed Vanderpump Rules. That Stassi is such a bitch, right?
You didn't know it was a show that was still on but you guessed it?
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I was on it right from the beginning but Bronto asked me to shut up, if you'll recall.
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Brontoburglar wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote: Oh stop with your old man whining. You freaking guessed it earlier in the thread.
That was Cheddah that guessed it, but I was close. My old man whining was saying that your obvious clue would have gone over my head if you hadn't already told me what show it was. I would have guessed Vanderpump Rules. That Stassi is such a bitch, right?
You didn't know it was a show that was still on but you guessed it?
I know they still make the show, I just didn't know the current season is airing now.
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I was REALLY hoping it was going to be a gay "Bachelorette" when I saw that link.
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