Sorority Girls Gone Crazy
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Sorority Girls Gone Crazy
Figured this thread could get use for other reasons after this thread runs it's course. My wife sent me this story after repeatedly telling me to look it up and getting annoyed that I didn't. Turns out, despite being a story on Gawker about a leaked letter a sorority girl sent out to her entire chapter calling them out for sucking, it's hilarious and apparently gone viral. I am certainly going to make the phrase "cunt punt" a part of my daily verbiage. My secretary will be threatened with that every time she shoots he fat fucking mouth off for damn sure. [I love her, she is the best]. As always, don't stick your dick in crazy, gentlemen.
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It sounds like the sorority girls weren't going crazy enough for her liking.
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Just because you don't *cause* any boners, doesn't mean you aren't *being* a boner!
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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It's always funny when girls use terms guys would use to belittle other dudes to belittle other girls. I just find it hysterical.
I bet that the girl who wrote that is an absolute freek in the bedroom too. There's no doubt in my mind.
I bet that the girl who wrote that is an absolute freek in the bedroom too. There's no doubt in my mind.
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My favorite is when a girl says, "oh blow me". Works when they say it to a guy even better.Johnnie wrote:It's always funny when girls use terms guys would use to belittle other dudes to belittle other girls.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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We should work Cunt Punt into our vernacular.
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This has been a demotivational poster for a long ass time. Have none of you seen it?
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strangely, no...
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Not all of us spend all of our waking hours on Reddit.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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I get what you're saying, but it precedes Reddit.
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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It was probably on the fucking Chive.
I have friends who always send me stupid shit from the Chive like "LOOK AT WHAT THE CHIVE HAS HAHAHAHAHA BILL MURRAY IS HILAR!" and if it's funny, I probably saw it a week earlier on the Swamp.
I have friends who always send me stupid shit from the Chive like "LOOK AT WHAT THE CHIVE HAS HAHAHAHAHA BILL MURRAY IS HILAR!" and if it's funny, I probably saw it a week earlier on the Swamp.
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Maybe I'm the crazy one, but I can feel her frustration. It reads like a "you had one job" scenario, and the majority of her sorority sisters fucked that (extremely easy) job up.
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Yes! Huge fan of that as well.howard wrote:My favorite is when a girl says, "oh blow me". Works when they say it to a guy even better.Johnnie wrote:It's always funny when girls use terms guys would use to belittle other dudes to belittle other girls.
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I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.
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It probably does, but I can't wait to watch the video. That would be hilarious and guaranteed to go viral. Nice picture Johnnie. That dress is painted on nicely, but I hate the bangs, though. Ammirite, guys?Jerloma wrote:I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.
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You can hook me up with a couch for a few weeks then?The Sybian wrote:It probably does, but I can't wait to watch the video. That would be hilarious and guaranteed to go viral.Jerloma wrote:I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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http://jezebel.com/tweets-from-the-dera ... -476337771
Link to some items from her twitter account before she deleted it.....
And a second set:
http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA
These almost seem like they have to be fake. Crazy, crazy chick.
Link to some items from her twitter account before she deleted it.....
And a second set:
http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA
These almost seem like they have to be fake. Crazy, crazy chick.
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Pretty sure it's a Dave Portnoy/Barstool Sports thing. It's the only place I've seen it used. He does a "local smokeshow" set every day or so. However, I've referred to a girl as "smoking hot" since forever. So maybe slightly regional?garyclark wrote:Is "smoke" a common term for hot chick? Is that new/regional?
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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My brother picked up "smokeshow" from his four month internship in... Boston.Johnnie wrote:Pretty sure it's a Dave Portnoy/Barstool Sports thing. It's the only place I've seen it used. He does a "local smokeshow" set every day or so. However, I've referred to a girl as "smoking hot" since forever. So maybe slightly regional?garyclark wrote:Is "smoke" a common term for hot chick? Is that new/regional?
And I hate it. Just seems stupid.
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Michael Shannon deserves some kind of an award for this.Jerloma wrote:I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.
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After initially thinking 'who the fuck is Michael Shannon', I lost it when I recognized him as Agent Nelson Van Alden from Boardwalk Empire.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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He was the dude in 8 Mile who was banging Eminem's mom (Kim Basinger).
Well my name is Jimmy
His name's Greg Buehl
Me, him an' you, - we went to the same school
This ain't cool... I'm in a rage
He's tapping my mom and we're almost the same age!
Well my name is Jimmy
His name's Greg Buehl
Me, him an' you, - we went to the same school
This ain't cool... I'm in a rage
He's tapping my mom and we're almost the same age!
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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fucking brilliant. i'm wiping tears from my eyes.brian wrote:Michael Shannon deserves some kind of an award for this.Jerloma wrote:I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.
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Re: Sorority Girls Gone Crazy
I sent that link to my LadyFriend in Seattle, who forwarded it to her 20 year old daughter who is in a sorority. The daughter said that her sorority had already had a long talk about that email, and are using it as a "teaching moment" about behavior.
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Yeah, teaching them to NOT BE FUCKING BONERS OR AWKWARD around their matchup.AussieDave wrote:I sent that link to my LadyFriend in Seattle, who forwarded it to her 20 year old daughter who is in a sorority. The daughter said that her sorority had already had a long talk about that email, and are using it as a "teaching moment" about behavior.
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Shouldn't every good sorority sister be fucking boners?Giff wrote:Yeah, teaching them to NOT BE FUCKING BONERS OR AWKWARD around their matchup.AussieDave wrote:I sent that link to my LadyFriend in Seattle, who forwarded it to her 20 year old daughter who is in a sorority. The daughter said that her sorority had already had a long talk about that email, and are using it as a "teaching moment" about behavior.
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That was hilarious, as was the update from the Sorority President.The Sybian wrote:Figured this thread could get use for other reasons after this thread runs it's course. My wife sent me this story after repeatedly telling me to look it up and getting annoyed that I didn't. Turns out, despite being a story on Gawker about a leaked letter a sorority girl sent out to her entire chapter calling them out for sucking, it's hilarious and apparently gone viral. I am certainly going to make the phrase "cunt punt" a part of my daily verbiage. My secretary will be threatened with that every time she shoots he fat fucking mouth off for damn sure. [I love her, she is the best]. As always, don't stick your dick in crazy, gentlemen.
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I love when organizations feel they have to clarify this shit. Are there really people who would read that, and think it's like the fucking mission statement or something?
ETA: fwiw, were I the president, my beef would be with the bitch that shared outside the sorority, and not the one who sent the e-mail. The sender kept it in-house, the leaker is the one they should be concerned about.
ETA: fwiw, were I the president, my beef would be with the bitch that shared outside the sorority, and not the one who sent the e-mail. The sender kept it in-house, the leaker is the one they should be concerned about.
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Come on.Giff wrote:Yeah, teaching them to NOT BE FUCKING BONERS OR AWKWARD around their matchup.AussieDave wrote:I sent that link to my LadyFriend in Seattle, who forwarded it to her 20 year old daughter who is in a sorority. The daughter said that her sorority had already had a long talk about that email, and are using it as a "teaching moment" about behavior.
Teaching them to suck Sigma Nu dick, as social grace.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Re: Sorority Girls Gone Crazy
so, so good.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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What a fun bump.