Rednecks across the US Rejoice

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Jeff Gordon says 2015 is his last full time year racing NASCAR.
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More here:

http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/nascar-le ... om-racing/
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Why am I watching a cop lip-syncing "Shake It Off" from a dashboard cam?
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Jerloma wrote:Why am I watching a cop lip-syncing "Shake It Off" from a dashboard cam?
Cop in my hometown. This might have been the first time my mom forwarded out a "viral" video before I had seen it linked/referenced dozens of times elsewhere.
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Who the hell is that dude with the sportcoat?
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I don't know but he enunciates so goddamn much, I don't really trust his racing opinions.
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Brontoburglar wrote:
Who the hell is that dude with the sportcoat?
Needs to shave.
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That guy needs to lift a bit tho
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Brontoburglar wrote:
Who the hell is that dude with the sportcoat?
No clue. But he has a face made for podcasts.
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