Okay . . . let's try this again.
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Jackie Treehorn
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by Test Ride the Sybian » Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:10 am
Is this thing working?
ETA Who Hoo, 10th Times a charm! I think it was me/the image, not this site:
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Reason: It was inevitable.
SportsDoc
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by SportsDoc » Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:23 am
Test, test, test.
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howard test2
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by howard test2 » Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:41 am
"…and, you ground into a World Series ending double play"
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by Jerloma » Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:11 pm
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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by Shirley » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:15 pm
I've missed you assholes.
Totally Kafkaesque
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by Jerloma » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:17 pm
Dude...really?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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by Steve of phpBB » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:33 pm
Shirley, you can't be serious.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Jackie Treehorn
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by Test Ride the Sybian » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:44 pm
Temporary J-Lo wrote: Dude...really?
Right? I thought I could start a nice wholesome thread with a post of a priest on an amusement ride fucking an Alterboy, and he has to ruin it with this?
howard test2
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by howard test2 » Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:11 pm
now that's ridiculous!
VIDEO
(dee's knocked up, and raj's on crack again!)
VIDEO
"…and, you ground into a World Series ending double play"
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by Johnny Hotcakes » Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:50 pm
All of my asshole friends are getting Balloon Knots for their next birthday. Thanks Dave!
Popin' ain't easy
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by ZMan » Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:49 am
Have fun sleeping tonight.....
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
An Echidna
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by An Echidna » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:00 pm
So fucking hot....
Steve of phpBB
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by Steve of phpBB » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:57 am
I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.
But what do I know?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by P.D.X. » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:34 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.
The Romans were kinky.
ZMan
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by ZMan » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:07 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.
But what do I know?
You are but a man. Pan is the fucking god of pleasure. He bangs in whatever position he wants.
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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by A_B » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:13 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.
But what do I know?
Eh. Shaving them and getitng them to hold still while you tattoo a set of tits on there is too burdensome an effort.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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by Test Ride the Sybian » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:36 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.
But what do I know?
Then how do you make out with it while fucking it?
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by A_B » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:57 pm
Where's zumba when you need him?
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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by devilfluff » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:43 pm
A thread with goat fucking! feels like home, now.
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by Square Rob » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:49 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.
But what do I know?
You clearly have never kissed a goat.
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by ZMan » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:56 pm
AB_skin_test wrote: Where's zumba when you need him?
Did the goat request a little Oasis to get her in the mood?
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by govmentchedda » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:25 pm
ZTest wrote: AB_skin_test wrote: Where's zumba when you need him?
Did the goat request a little Oasis to get her in the mood?
The Welsh are known sheep shaggers.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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by Test Ride the Sybian » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:44 pm
govmentchedda wrote: ZTest wrote: AB_skin_test wrote: Where's zumba when you need him?
Did the goat request a little Oasis to get her in the mood?
The Welsh are known sheep shaggers.
Get a Welshman drunk enough, they'll fuck any cloven hoofed animal.
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by Sabo » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:09 am
Earl Boykins!
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
Steve of phpBB
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by Steve of phpBB » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:22 am
That shirt might be harder to find than an old jersey.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
Jerloma
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by Jerloma » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:12 am
Not sure if anyone is aware but the History Channel is currently running a 10 hour miniseries called
The Bible . I don't recommend it as I've read the book and it was complete garbage but last night they finally showed Satan and he looks awfully familiar...
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Jackie Treehorn
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by Test Ride the Sybian » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:31 am
Temporary J-Lo wrote: Not sure if anyone is aware but the History Channel is currently running a 10 hour miniseries called
The Bible . I don't recommend it as I've read the book and it was complete garbage but last night they finally showed Satan and he looks awfully familiar...
Pure coincidence, I'm sure. Did Did Dinesh D'Sousa make this mini-series or something?
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by Brontoburglar » Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:15 pm
afraid of heights?
just looking at this makes me freak out
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by The Sybian » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:42 pm
For Shrew
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
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by Rush2112 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:41 pm
Only in March?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Jerloma
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by Jerloma » Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:49 am
Rush2112 wrote: Only in March?
That comes out to 10.6 12 ounce cans. What does a 12 pack of 12 ounce Bud cans cost? 10 bucks?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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by The Sybian » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:11 pm
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt