Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Okay . . . let's try this again.

Moderators: Shirley, Sabo, brian, rass, DaveInSeattle

User avatar
mister d
The Dude
Posts: 29229
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:15 am

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by mister d »

There was a Boston area realtor named Aimee Mann which really bothered me.
Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
howard
Karl Hungus
Posts: 9467
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:00 pm

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by howard »

I bet she doesn't even watch boxing
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
User avatar
mister d
The Dude
Posts: 29229
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:15 am

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by mister d »

There's a "Contact Agent" link that would probably resolve this quickly.
Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
User avatar
Sabo
The Dude
Posts: 5474
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:33 am
Location: On the trail

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Sabo »

Lenny Montana, the actor who played Luca Brasi in The Godfather, was a professional wrestler who went by the name Len Crosby.

Image
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
User avatar
Johnny Carwash
The Dude
Posts: 5955
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Johnny Carwash »

Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
User avatar
A_B
The Dude
Posts: 23428
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:36 am
Location: Getting them boards like a wolf in the chicken pen.

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by A_B »

Don't smoke your own supply!
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
User avatar
DSafetyGuy
The Dude
Posts: 8780
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:29 pm
Location: Behind the high school

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by DSafetyGuy »

Prior to casting Anthony Kiedis in "Point Break," Kathryn Bigelow offered the role to Henry Rollins.

“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
User avatar
Mr. C
Jackie Treehorn
Posts: 20
Joined: Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:27 pm
Location: Black Hills

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Mr. C »

If someone does a good job going along with something they are a "trouper," not a "trooper."
User avatar
rass
The Dude
Posts: 20327
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:41 am
Location: N effin' J

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by rass »

The guy who used to run my old apartment building was great at his job, but it took him awhile to find his niche. He started out fixing barrels, then making broth (he has a great seafood recipe), then applied to the state police academy. Despite all of those mistakes, he never gave up and became the excellent, if a little nosy, building manager he is today.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
User avatar
Jerloma
The Dude
Posts: 7124
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:10 pm

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Jerloma »

Easter was originally Ishtar (pronounced Easter). She was the Babylonian Goddess of sex and fertility. This why we have eggs and rabbits...eggs for fertility and rabbits because they like to fuck a lot. Then when Constantine Christianized the Roman Empire, it stopped being about sex and fertility and became about child blood sacrifice and zombies. This is why we can't have nice things.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
User avatar
rass
The Dude
Posts: 20327
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:41 am
Location: N effin' J

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by rass »

Party pooper.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
User avatar
Jerloma
The Dude
Posts: 7124
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:10 pm

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Jerloma »

Hey, I'm not the guy that killed an actual sex goddess.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
User avatar
BSF21
The Dude
Posts: 5261
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:08 pm
Location: Playing one off the Monster

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by BSF21 »

Jerloma wrote:Hey, I'm not the guy that killed an actual sex goddess.
Scott Peterson?
Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF

"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.

"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
User avatar
rass
The Dude
Posts: 20327
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:41 am
Location: N effin' J

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by rass »

Jerloma wrote:Hey, I'm not the guy that killed an actual sex goddess.
Meant to be a joke. You're apparently out of the loop(er).
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
User avatar
Jerloma
The Dude
Posts: 7124
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:10 pm

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Jerloma »

Yeah, I found that whole conversation to be a bit sophomoric, frankly.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
User avatar
rass
The Dude
Posts: 20327
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:41 am
Location: N effin' J

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by rass »

Jerloma wrote:Yeah, I found that whole conversation to be a bit sophomoric, frankly.
Thanks for the input, Mr. Super(ior).
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
User avatar
Johnny Carwash
The Dude
Posts: 5955
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Johnny Carwash »

Gene Rye, who was 5-6 and 165 pounds, hit three home runs in a single inning in 1930 for the Waco Cubs, the only documented instance (that I can find) of such a thing happening in American professional baseball.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8558
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Gunpowder »

The fences were like 200 feet away.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8558
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Gunpowder »

I actually know that story from a random baseball book I read when I was a kid...I gotta find that book next time I go to PGH.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10485
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Ryan »

Waco in 1930 must have been a delight
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
User avatar
rass
The Dude
Posts: 20327
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:41 am
Location: N effin' J

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by rass »

I would have guessed black or British (or black and British) as Meghan Trainor's background before I would have guessed Masshole.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
User avatar
Giff
The Dude
Posts: 10923
Joined: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:26 pm

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Giff »

Ryan wrote:Waco in 1930 must have been a delight
My Uncle Larry ran shit back then. Actually, he was 7.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
User avatar
sancarlos
The Dude
Posts: 18234
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:46 pm
Location: NorCal via Colorado

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by sancarlos »

Giff wrote:
Ryan wrote:Waco in 1930 must have been a delight
My Uncle Larry ran shit back then. Actually, he was 7.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
User avatar
Johnny Carwash
The Dude
Posts: 5955
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Johnny Carwash »

The division of a day into 24 hours came from the ancient Sumerians, who counted based on their knuckles (three on each non-thumb digit) rather than individual fingers.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
User avatar
cerrano
The Big Lebowski
Posts: 1195
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:16 pm

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by cerrano »

Johnny Carwash wrote:The division of a day into 24 hours came from the ancient Sumerians, who counted based on their knuckles (three on each non-thumb digit) rather than individual fingers.
gives a new meaning to "crack of dawn", amirite?
Wade Boggs Carpet World Wade Boggs Carpet World Wade Boggs Carpet World Wade Boggs Carpet World Wade Boggs Carpet World
User avatar
Johnny Carwash
The Dude
Posts: 5955
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Johnny Carwash »

The first non-white player in NBA history was not black, but a Japanese-American named Wataru Misaka.

He doesn't count for this week's Swampcrash by the way, due to the fine print.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
User avatar
Johnny Carwash
The Dude
Posts: 5955
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Johnny Carwash »

Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
User avatar
Rush2112
The Dude
Posts: 7302
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:35 pm
Location: Cyrus X-1
Contact:

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Rush2112 »

rass wrote:I would have guessed black or British (or black and British) as Meghan Trainor's background before I would have guessed Masshole.
Nantucket? She really couldn't get whiter.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
User avatar
mister d
The Dude
Posts: 29229
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:15 am

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by mister d »

What he said. You're in the 99th percentile of white if you vacation there. If your family decided to settle, you're basically a Hitler.
Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
User avatar
sancarlos
The Dude
Posts: 18234
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:46 pm
Location: NorCal via Colorado

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by sancarlos »

Yesterday, my wife came home from shopping, and gave me a bunch of free samples of high-end shave cream and after-shave balm she had been given at the cosmetics counter. Said, "the lady at the counter asked me if I was married, then offered me these for you."

They were made by the "Jack Black" skincare company. Their logo is a script signature of the name. So, I thought to myself, "what an unlikely guy to have his own line of men's toiletries." Because it seems so odd, I went to their website. Sure enough, they have nothing to do with the celebrity, even though he was already in movies when they were founded in 2000 (the year of his breakout film High Fidelity). And there is apparently no other Jack Black affiliated with the company. Seems odd that they didn't just choose a different name. But, there you go.

Image
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
User avatar
Giff
The Dude
Posts: 10923
Joined: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:26 pm

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Giff »

Well???
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
User avatar
sancarlos
The Dude
Posts: 18234
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:46 pm
Location: NorCal via Colorado

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by sancarlos »

I like the product, if that's what you mean. I just posted that because I thought it weird that there is a Jack Black shave cream, that has nothing to do with Jack Black.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
User avatar
mister d
The Dude
Posts: 29229
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:15 am

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by mister d »

Nail Yakupov's dad is Rail Yakupov.
Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
User avatar
mister d
The Dude
Posts: 29229
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:15 am

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by mister d »

Via a Klaw tweet: The Dunning-Kruger Effect

I feel like I had this debate with someone once when I was high, about how stupid people are likely too stupid to understand they're stupid. Glad its a real thing.
Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
User avatar
Jerloma
The Dude
Posts: 7124
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:10 pm

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Jerloma »

It's also the fuel of every religion. It's pretty vestigial now but well engrained into our DNA.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
User avatar
Pruitt
The Dude
Posts: 18105
Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:02 am
Location: North Shore of Lake Ontario

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Pruitt »

Not just religion - explains a lot about politics.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
User avatar
Jerloma
The Dude
Posts: 7124
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:10 pm

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Jerloma »

Pruitt wrote:Not just religion - explains a lot about politics.
And Deflategate!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
User avatar
mister d
The Dude
Posts: 29229
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:15 am

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by mister d »

I don't think that's true at all about religion. If anything, its the opposite. Lots of people who aren't all that bright accepting they aren't that bright and just having faith because they're told to.
Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
User avatar
Johnny Carwash
The Dude
Posts: 5955
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by Johnny Carwash »

The flip side is equally important--people who are intelligent and competent being more susceptible to self-doubt, and finding themselves on the losing end of battles of will against people who don't know what the fuck they are doing.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
User avatar
A_B
The Dude
Posts: 23428
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:36 am
Location: Getting them boards like a wolf in the chicken pen.

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

Post by A_B »

mister d wrote:I don't think that's true at all about religion. If anything, its the opposite. Lots of people who aren't all that bright accepting they aren't that bright and just having faith because they're told to.
I took J-los comments more as "My religion is the right religion because I know best and you don't" more than a faith analogy.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
Post Reply