Based on Mark Cuban, apparently.DaveInSeattle wrote:The Russ Hannemann character killed me. When he was freaking out about no longer being a "B" and losing a comma was great stuff. And complaining about how the doors on his car opened? Awesome stuff...tennbengal wrote:You are under-selling it. It killed this season. Great comedy.DaveInSeattle wrote:I like Silicon Valley. Might be because I was already a fan of T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjini, but its pretty funny.
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Yeah, that was one of the least hidden renderings in the history of television. Absolutely hysterical.Giff wrote:Based on Mark Cuban, apparently.
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Gillfoyle is slaying me. Hell, all of it. The scene where richard and jared interview the disbarred attorney and jared helpfully notes that the attorney is describing an anal dilator with richard's "wait, how did you know that aside" was tremendous.DaveInSeattle wrote:The Russ Hannemann character killed me. When he was freaking out about no longer being a "B" and losing a comma was great stuff. And complaining about how the doors on his car opened? Awesome stuff...tennbengal wrote:You are under-selling it. It killed this season. Great comedy.DaveInSeattle wrote:I like Silicon Valley. Might be because I was already a fan of T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjini, but its pretty funny.
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The tequila bottle with a stopper in the shape of a comma was perfect.brian wrote:Yeah, that was one of the least hidden renderings in the history of television. Absolutely hysterical.Giff wrote:Based on Mark Cuban, apparently.
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I haven't caught up on much on this season of Silicon Valley yet (hell I'm behind 6+ episodes of Game of Thrones), but one of my all-time favorite lines ever uttered on TV was TJ Miller's "You just brought piss to a shit fight you little cock. You get in your fucking house and get me 5 Adderall or I will slit your fucking throat, understand? I will kill your mother, rape your father and curb stomp that little face so teeth will go flying you little shit."
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"You're a dark mutherfucker, Jared" has had my wife and I cracking up the last few days.
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New True Detective. I liked it (you're not alone, Brian).
A little overly slick, but a nice job of presenting the major characters. The dude riding a motorcycle at 95mph w/o any eye protection was cute. The first season set a high bar, but this is promising.
A little overly slick, but a nice job of presenting the major characters. The dude riding a motorcycle at 95mph w/o any eye protection was cute. The first season set a high bar, but this is promising.
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Felt like it could have been directed by David Lynch. I mean that as a compliment. Seems to share some DNA with Lost Highway, one of the most underrated movies ever IMOhoward wrote:New True Detective. I liked it (you're not alone, Brian).
A little overly slick, but a nice job of presenting the major characters. The dude riding a motorcycle at 95mph w/o any eye protection was cute. The first season set a high bar, but this is promising.
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We've met before, haven't we?
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True Detective, episode 2. Whadya think?
I thought 'this is kinda sucking a bit'. Until 'holy fuck'! That is how you get my attention.
I thought 'this is kinda sucking a bit'. Until 'holy fuck'! That is how you get my attention.
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Seemed like the kinda thing that would usually cap off a season premier, not episode 2. Whichever way they go with it will at least be interesting.howard wrote:True Detective, episode 2. Whadya think?
I thought 'this is kinda sucking a bit'. Until 'holy fuck'! That is how you get my attention.
I think I'm liking it more than the general consensus of critics (I might be the only one who doesn't mind Vince Vaughn in this), but without reading episode recaps its hard to pick up on everything going on.
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I am in season five of It's Always Sunny and this show keeps getting better and better. These are just AWFUL AWFUL people!
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Best description for the show - Seinfeld on crack.A_B wrote:I am in season five of It's Always Sunny and this show keeps getting better and better. These are just AWFUL AWFUL people!
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I was enjoying it, but I'm easy and I really like Colin Farrell, so.....holy fuck!howard wrote:True Detective, episode 2. Whadya think?
I thought 'this is kinda sucking a bit'. Until 'holy fuck'! That is how you get my attention.
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I'm only ten minutes into Ep. 3. I am not happy. I'm not sure I'll be sticking with this show. That was a real cop out.
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Barring sufficient explanation of why it went down that way, you might be right.howard wrote:I'm only ten minutes into Ep. 3. I am not happy. I'm not sure I'll be sticking with this show. That was a real cop out.
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Catastrophe on Amazon with Rob Delaney and Sharon Horgan is great. Six episodes, 25 minutes each. It's technically a romantic comedy, but don't let that dissuade you. The writing and acting are fantastic.
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I guess Andrew Zimmern just found a line I won't cross: armadillos
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You better mouth hug his yogurt gun.
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For you cord cutters, if you use Plex there is a channel for the BBC 1Player that allows you to watch pretty much any BBC show. Just need to make it think you're in the UK.
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Stop flossing?Rush2112 wrote:For you cord cutters, if you use Plex there is a channel for the BBC 1Player that allows you to watch pretty much any BBC show. Just need to make it think you're in the UK.
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Season Three of Rectify starts tonight. Easily one of the five best shows on TV. If you haven't watched yet, Seasons One and Two are on Netflix.
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I'm looking forward to the new Denis Leary show. We'll see if it comes close to rescue me.
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I have to get over my Josh Corbett hate. Was so bummed to see him in the show.A_B wrote:I'm looking forward to the new Denis Leary show. We'll see if it comes close to rescue me.
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Am I the only person digging the hell out of Wayward Pines? I think it's great summer tv fare.
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howard wrote:I'm only ten minutes into Ep. 3. I am not happy. I'm not sure I'll be sticking with this show. That was a real cop out.
Yeah, but it seemed kind of obvious, no? You hype a major star, including trailers that showed scenes he was in that hadn't aired* and then you just kill the guy off?
* Granted, my alternate theory was he was used in flashback scenes on those trailer, or even more alt/outlandish they were planting fakes scenes to throw people off.
I like it so far, but I don't have a lot of the Vince Vaughn can't play serious roles hang-ups a lot of people have and I'm not comparing it (much) to the first season.
I will say, I'm really tired of these shows where all the dudes talk in monotone growls that are incredibly hard to decipher.
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If you don't actually kill him off, with two shotgun blasts at very close range, then it is a cheap hack stunt, in lieu of actual drama, and you lose me. Sure if I had to bet, it was likely to be a cheap hack stunt rather than an entree to a creative use of flashback. That's what I get for being optimistic (about Hollywood.)
The monotone inaudible 'acting' too. Not just the dudes.
The monotone inaudible 'acting' too. Not just the dudes.
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howard wrote:If you don't actually kill him off, with two shotgun blasts at very close range, then it is a cheap hack stunt, in lieu of actual drama, and you lose me. Sure if I had to bet, it was likely to be a cheap hack stunt rather than an entree to a creative use of flashback. That's what I get for being optimistic (about Hollywood.)
The monotone inaudible 'acting' too. Not just the dudes.
Yeah, I don't know enough about the rubber buckshot stuff he said it was. I thought those non-lethals were bean bags or something, but I didn't look into it.
I did like that he pissed himself. Authentic!
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Oh, I almost forgot. Conway fucking Twitty? The dancing dwarf from Twin Peaks wasn't available? I suppose a fight with a guy in a chicken suit is next.
And they used the wrong version of that tune:
And they used the wrong version of that tune:
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Rick and Morty is a really funny show.
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That looked interesting from the commercials, but I haven't seen it. Looks like it could be really cool, or really bad. Great cast, though.L-Jam3 wrote:Am I the only person digging the hell out of Wayward Pines? I think it's great summer tv fare.
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Oh boy, that Hannibal Buress show was brutal.
It seemed like they shot a rehearsal for his in-studio stuff - complete with shots of laughing audience members to cover the edit points.
And the skits were not funny at all. Amy Shumer was okay, but she can't be on every show. And the long closing skit was almost painful to watch.
Maybe I'll watch it again in a few weeks, but that was a really weak half hour.
It seemed like they shot a rehearsal for his in-studio stuff - complete with shots of laughing audience members to cover the edit points.
And the skits were not funny at all. Amy Shumer was okay, but she can't be on every show. And the long closing skit was almost painful to watch.
Maybe I'll watch it again in a few weeks, but that was a really weak half hour.
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Second that. Which sucks because I think HB is one of the top 5 stand ups out there right now. Hopefully it gets its feet under it. If not its gonna be finished in 4-5 eps.Pruitt wrote:Oh boy, that Hannibal Buress show was brutal.
It seemed like they shot a rehearsal for his in-studio stuff - complete with shots of laughing audience members to cover the edit points.
And the skits were not funny at all. Amy Shumer was okay, but she can't be on every show. And the long closing skit was almost painful to watch.
Maybe I'll watch it again in a few weeks, but that was a really weak half hour.
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Anyone watching The Spoils Before Dying. All star lineup but can't decide if the premise will hold up or get tired.
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wlu_lax6 wrote:Anyone watching The Spoils Before Dying. All star lineup but can't decide if the premise will hold up or get tired.
I set it to record but missed the first episode which should have recorded last night, so looking forward to giving it a shot.
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I was going to quit after episode 1 but started episode 2 and it maybe growing on me (some subtle things that are funny).A_B wrote:wlu_lax6 wrote:Anyone watching The Spoils Before Dying. All star lineup but can't decide if the premise will hold up or get tired.
I set it to record but missed the first episode which should have recorded last night, so looking forward to giving it a shot.
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7 Days in Hell was pretty damn enjoyable.
Assuming you don't hate Samburg, it's 100% up your alley Jerloma. Trust me. Or check the cast, and then trust me.
Assuming you don't hate Samburg, it's 100% up your alley Jerloma. Trust me. Or check the cast, and then trust me.
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Co-sign. It was pretty great, all around. The faux interviews and commentary were perfect.rass wrote:7 Days in Hell was pretty damn enjoyable.
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I shall watch it tonight. HBO, right?
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Yes. It's pretty damn brilliant. Serena is awesome. So is McEnroe.Jerloma wrote:I shall watch it tonight. HBO, right?