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Don't think this has enough info to have a thread home yet, but something real bad just happened in China ...
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Whoa.

CNN is on it. Nope, wait that's a huge feature on the Metric System
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Halftime at Super Bowl I.

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Ryan wrote:Whoa.

CNN is on it. Nope, wait that's a huge feature on the Metric System
Check out the big brain on Turd. That's right. The metric system.
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sancarlos, the old photos you post on your twitter feed are consistently outstanding, I really enjoy them.

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The fact that it's a Fresca, rather than a beer, somehow makes that picture better.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Was it carrying a jug of water and checking itself out in the mirror?
Totally Kafkaesque
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You know it's an important story when it's in Foreign Policy.
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Imma let you finish, but Shrek was the coolest extra-wooly sheep of all time.

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Moreta wrote:Imma let you finish, but Shrek was the coolest extra-wooly sheep of all time.

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They're done with the first shearing pass. After the second pass the poor beastie will get a vet check.
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School was back in session last week (Sept 1) and so were school zones. Maximum speed in a school zone is 30km/h

First they posted this to remind people

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Here were the police stats each day.

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If you happen to be in London...

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Jeb's wedding picture


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Ewwww. Creepy.
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Here's a photo from the Christie wedding.

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Pruitt wrote:Here's a photo from the Christie wedding.

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Donald Trump Weddings pictures. Donald keeps getting older, Brides stay the same age.


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I think Donald got plastic surgery to look more squinty like his latest wife

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And in light of Trump's creepy insinuations that he wants to bang his daughter, I'll post his next wedding picture



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Props for the sly McConnaughey reference.
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If that ain't irony, J-Lo can fuck himself.
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That's reality. And we are fucked.
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All about money!

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Is that a size 4 ball? The age cut-off is around 13. Am I on some kind of list now?
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Something got lost in the translation.

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Explain this to me like I'm a 6 year old.
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Orwell famously warned of "Big Brother watching you", and the lack of privacy from snooping authorities. And, here it is occurring at his own home.
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I think it's just a security camera.
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ANY snooping camera is "just a security camera".
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Sometimes things that are normal can be interpreted funnily if you're willing to just go with it.
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A_B wrote:Sometimes things that are normal can be interpreted funnily if you're willing to just go with it.
Well yeah but you guys thinking me being overly literal is funny too so then we'd just lose one funny thing for another.
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Jerloma wrote:
A_B wrote:Sometimes things that are normal can be interpreted funnily if you're willing to just go with it.
Well yeah but you guys thinking me being overly literal is funny too so then we'd just lose one funny thing for another.
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