A homless woman defecated in a xxxxxxxxxx front yard and then broke into the home's backyard where she took a dip in the pool, police said.
Cheryl Beauchamp, 35, was booked on suspicion of burglary and criminal mischief. A xxxxxxxxxx police report said: "Cheryl advised me that she was passing through xxxxxxxxxx on her way to Washington DC, to yell at President Obama"
The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
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The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Courtesy of the NY Post's weird but true section...
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I'd guess Florida, as it would be pretty cold in Ohio this time of year to be both homeless AND swimming.
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Yeah but would you ever have to pass through Florida to get to DC? Was she coming from the Bahamas?
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There are places in northern Florida one might pass through if headed to Washington DC from someplace in southern Florida.Jerloma wrote:Yeah but would you ever have to pass through Florida to get to DC? Was she coming from the Bahamas?
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One of the new Republican congresswomen then. And she's already a part of the leadership group.ZMan wrote:Courtesy of the NY Post's weird but true section...
A homless woman defecated in a xxxxxxxxxx front yard and then broke into the home's backyard where she took a dip in the pool, police said.
Cheryl Beauchamp, 35, was booked on suspicion of burglary and criminal mischief. A xxxxxxxxxx police report said: "Cheryl advised me that she was passing through xxxxxxxxxx on her way to Washington DC, to yell at President Obama"
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Jerloma wrote:Yeah but would you ever have to pass through Florida to get to DC? Was she coming from the Bahamas?
Maybe she was a crazy homeless lady shitting in yards who didn't really have her story or directions straight?
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We don't have basements.
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How the fuck does this shit happen? 10 years? Were they in a well in the basement? That's just some dedication to keep that shit under wraps in the goddamned burbs. Not exactly a remote location.
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Not to make light of the situation, but this interview with the neighbor who helped rescue the women is fanfuckingtastic:
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LinkIn what might be the most American way to accidentally shoot oneself, a [redacted] man shot himself while bowling last night, after his bowling ball came into contact with the loaded gun in his pocket.
"The guy just stepped up to bowl," fellow-bowler Jim Miller told [redacted]. "I think he hit his leg on his back swing."
The man shot himself around 7:30 last night while bowling at [redacted] Lanes. Another bowler reported that "The ball hit him in the leg, which triggered the revolver."
Witnesses originally thought the gunshot was a firecracker, but after watching the bowler limp back to his seat, holding his leg, they knew it was a gun.
He was taken to a hospital shortly after, but the man's injuries are not considered to be life-threatening.
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Dammit I missed that one!
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XXXXX curses more than any other state (and is ranked in the top 5 least courteous.)
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So fucking easy.brian wrote:XXXXX curses more than any other state (and is ranked in the top 5 least courteous.)
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Proud to see that my native state and current home state are in both the most courteous and most cursing rankings. Have a nice day, you cocksucking motherfuckers.
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northumberland?
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An excerpt from an article on the threat of sea-level rise in South Florida (specifically Miami):
"There is no serious thinking, no serious planning, about any of this going on at the state level," says Chuck Watson, a disaster-impact analyst with longtime experience in Florida. "The view is, 'Well, if it gets real bad, the federal government will bail us out.' It is beyond denial; it is flat-out delusional."
Local governments, including Broward and Miami-Dade counties, have tried to compensate by forging regional agreements to cut carbon pollution and upgrade infrastructure to make their cities more resilient, but without help (and money) from the state and federal governments, it's pretty ineffective. Given how much Florida has to lose from climate change, the abdication of leadership by state and federal politicians is almost suicidal – when it isn't downright comical. Watson recalls attending a meeting on natural-hazard-response planning in South Florida, funded by the Federal Emergency Management Agency and the state: "I mentioned sea-level rise, and I was treated to a 15-minute lecture on Genesis by one of the commissioners. He said, 'God destroyed the Earth with water the first time, and he promised he wouldn't do it again. So all of you who are pushing fears about sea-level rise, go back and read the Bible.'"
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I read that article an smiled. Miami being eradicated is a huge plus.
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A XXXXXXXXX man, high on mushrooms, rips off part of his penis.
Although, this might not technically qualify because the incident occurred in QQQQQQQQQQQ.
Although, this might not technically qualify because the incident occurred in QQQQQQQQQQQ.
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It's not just the people: Giant nest in XXXX may have been home to more than 1,000,000 wasps.
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ugh
A XXXX man was arrested for strangling his mother's puppy, cutting it up and then cooking it, police said Friday.
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On Thursday morning, he strangled the 5 to 6-month-old puppy, killing him, police said. Huggins then cut up the dog into quarters and put it in the freezer for future meals, XXXX Police said.
Later that night, a family member called police, and when authorities arrived they found the dog's ribs being cooked on the stove, and its head in the garbage, police said.
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The link is from the paper in the town where I spent a large portion of my formative years. Fortunately, the serial raft fucker in question is not.
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Both my wife and I used to work for the newspaper that wrote the original story.DSafetyGuy wrote:The link is from the paper in the town where I spent a large portion of my formative years. Fortunately, the serial raft fucker in question is not.
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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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Sounds like a Digital Underground lyric
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Well, in defense of Ohio/Florida, I have to note that one actually occurred in Michigan.
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Woman leaves four kids (ranging in ages from 5 months to 9 years) and two puppies alone in hotel room so she can go out eat at Checkers with her boyfriend.
Isn't Checkers drive-thru only? At least I think the one near us is (I've never eaten there, though).
Isn't Checkers drive-thru only? At least I think the one near us is (I've never eaten there, though).
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Ours have outdoor tables, so I guess that's Florida.
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Fucking Sherlock Homes.Icepenis wrote:Ours have outdoor tables, so I guess that's Florida.
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rass wrote:Fucking Sherlock Homes.Icepenis wrote:Ours have outdoor tables, so I guess that's Florida.
I get these correct at about a 90% clip.
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Well, that and there aren't any Checkers restaurants in Ohio (at least I've never seen any).rass wrote:Fucking Sherlock Homes.Icepenis wrote:Ours have outdoor tables, so I guess that's Florida.
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There used to be...been replaced by Rally's...I believe they are the same ownership. Like how we have Hardee's here in the East and Carl's Jr. in the west.Sabo wrote:Well, that and there aren't any Checkers restaurants in Ohio (at least I've never seen any).rass wrote:Fucking Sherlock Homes.Icepenis wrote:Ours have outdoor tables, so I guess that's Florida.
It doesn't matter...they're all awful.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?