In Which I Tell Every Swamper Why They Suck
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Love you buddy.
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So you're saying I need to be more controversial and abrasive? Got it, you fucking dickwad.
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That takes care of half of it
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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What can I say, you know your raping QBs, and getting tickets to see the Dalai Lama tomorrow.Jerloma wrote:
I bet you're a fan of the Dalai Lama too. I'd bet my life on it. Of course you are.
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L-Jam3 wrote:So you're saying I need to be more controversial and abrasive? Got it, you fucking dickwad.
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I'll facebook it
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Sean
- "I know so much about the NFL draft and my analysis of talent is thoroughly researched and accurate." You know dick. Granted, I haven't tracked every player that you've either talked up or down through the years but all I can remember is that you said something in regards to Antonio Brown not being able to translate to the NFL and it had something to do with speed. The reason I don't remember exactly is because you probably said it ambiguously enough to cover your ass if you were wrong but in light of what Antonio Brown is doing, you'd be best to just hang it up.
- Releases new music like once every never. Did Garage Band go down or something? Holy shit. XTC has released more music in the past decade than GPJ.
- The pictures of him and his boys on Facebook...kind of bro-ey, amirite? Also, he looks a little too much like this d-bag for my liking.
- Routinely goes to Boston; never calls me. Because...50 minutes!
- Knows with absolute certainty that religion is made-up nonsense yet still identifies as a Christian. This is probably to appease his super-hot, super-rich, super-religious girlfriend and fair enough but just don't expect any spots on "Great Moments in Intellectual Honesty" anytime soon.
- Left the greatest city in the world for the tackiest.
- Hates manatees. Seriously...who hates manatees? People that suck; that's who.
- "I know so much about the NFL draft and my analysis of talent is thoroughly researched and accurate." You know dick. Granted, I haven't tracked every player that you've either talked up or down through the years but all I can remember is that you said something in regards to Antonio Brown not being able to translate to the NFL and it had something to do with speed. The reason I don't remember exactly is because you probably said it ambiguously enough to cover your ass if you were wrong but in light of what Antonio Brown is doing, you'd be best to just hang it up.
- Releases new music like once every never. Did Garage Band go down or something? Holy shit. XTC has released more music in the past decade than GPJ.
- The pictures of him and his boys on Facebook...kind of bro-ey, amirite? Also, he looks a little too much like this d-bag for my liking.
- Routinely goes to Boston; never calls me. Because...50 minutes!
- Knows with absolute certainty that religion is made-up nonsense yet still identifies as a Christian. This is probably to appease his super-hot, super-rich, super-religious girlfriend and fair enough but just don't expect any spots on "Great Moments in Intellectual Honesty" anytime soon.
- Left the greatest city in the world for the tackiest.
- Hates manatees. Seriously...who hates manatees? People that suck; that's who.
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Man. I think that's meaner than anything loma has written in this thread (so far).mister d wrote:That pic link better be to Tyler Kennedy.
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I'll come to Sean's defense on this. Fuck manatees. Stop telling me what "magnificent," "beautiful" animals they are. They look like giant gray floating turds, just begging to be put out of their misery. Plus, if the gravest threat to your survival is being killed by a speedboat motor, that's a sign you aren't meant to exist. (This also applies to drunk bros who fall off a yacht. Also everyone in Florida.)Jerloma wrote:- Hates manatees. Seriously...who hates manatees? People that suck; that's who.
e: Dugongs are cool tho.
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I don't like the inference that "Sean" and GPJ are the same person
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Johnny Carwash wrote:I'll come to Sean's defense on this. Fuck manatees. Stop telling me what "magnificent," "beautiful" animals they are. They look like giant gray floating turds, just begging to be put out of their misery. Plus, if the gravest threat to your survival is being killed by a speedboat motor, that's a sign you aren't meant to exist. (This also applies to drunk bros who fall off a yacht. Also everyone in Florida.)Jerloma wrote:- Hates manatees. Seriously...who hates manatees? People that suck; that's who.
e: Dugongs are cool tho.
Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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Our boy is certainly prettier, but there's something about Kennedy that looks like "really fucked up GPJ".rass wrote:Man. I think that's meaner than anything loma has written in this thread (so far).
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Yeah, fuck manatees and fuck you!
I released a CD earlier this year, don't know who that dude in the speedo is, and I said "Antonio Brown is too athletically limited to become a top flite NFL WR", which was hilariously wrong and I've never claimed that it wasn't.
My record on NFL picks may be good or it may be spotty - I'll do some searching. I don't remember claiming to be infallible, but I do think Ryan Grigson sucks asses and balls.
I released a CD earlier this year, don't know who that dude in the speedo is, and I said "Antonio Brown is too athletically limited to become a top flite NFL WR", which was hilariously wrong and I've never claimed that it wasn't.
My record on NFL picks may be good or it may be spotty - I'll do some searching. I don't remember claiming to be infallible, but I do think Ryan Grigson sucks asses and balls.
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Let us never forget that Jerloma would have passed on Adrian Peterson because he had Willie Parker.
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The pubescent boy in the speedo is like a Glee thing, right?
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It's the kid from Fault In Our Stars...hence the video.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Ahhh. I'm way down on my pop culture though I did win trivia by myself last night.
CONS: I went to trivia by myself last night
Stillernation search is down so I can't confirm my super awesomeness at draft picking.
CONS: I went to trivia by myself last night
Stillernation search is down so I can't confirm my super awesomeness at draft picking.
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Seriously? You guys never heard of Fault In Our Stars? It was like this huge book and movie.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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The target market was young teens and old women. I saw the movie with my daughter, a young teen. Probably the same for you. But, I don't expect the 30/40ish guys to know much about it.Jerloma wrote:Seriously? You guys never heard of Fault In Our Stars? It was like this huge book and movie.
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wlu_lax6
This is weird because for as long as he's been around and as many posts as he has, I know basically nothing about this person. Here's what I think I know...
- Likes Lacrosse
- Lives in the DC area
- Soccer, maybe?
Like, that's it. It's almost creepy. I suppose that him and I, if it's even a him, just don't post in the same threads hardly ever. Logically, one might determine that we're simply not interested in the same shit. So there's the #1 reason that you suck. I'm obviously awesome and if we have nothing in common, you must suck.
- Doesn't know how to fucking hyperlink.
- Username is cryptic and stupid
This is weird because for as long as he's been around and as many posts as he has, I know basically nothing about this person. Here's what I think I know...
- Likes Lacrosse
- Lives in the DC area
- Soccer, maybe?
Like, that's it. It's almost creepy. I suppose that him and I, if it's even a him, just don't post in the same threads hardly ever. Logically, one might determine that we're simply not interested in the same shit. So there's the #1 reason that you suck. I'm obviously awesome and if we have nothing in common, you must suck.
- Doesn't know how to fucking hyperlink.
- Username is cryptic and stupid
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I'm going to put this in the things I don't know about category. Magic, the Gathering? Seems like a really lame card/creature/whatever.BSF21 wrote:
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In the spirit of the thread, here are some NFL players I was dead wrong about and analyzed in a sucky manner:
- CJ Mosley
- Antonio Brown
- Alec Ogletree
- Julian Edelman
- Dontari Poe
- Stephon Tuitt
- Mark Barron
- Justin Gilbert, kinda
- Probably a ton of others
Though I think I can back up the contention that my three favorite players going into the 2014 draft were Khalil Mack, Aaron Donald and Odell Beckham.
- CJ Mosley
- Antonio Brown
- Alec Ogletree
- Julian Edelman
- Dontari Poe
- Stephon Tuitt
- Mark Barron
- Justin Gilbert, kinda
- Probably a ton of others
Though I think I can back up the contention that my three favorite players going into the 2014 draft were Khalil Mack, Aaron Donald and Odell Beckham.
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Washington & Lee Lacrosse, #6. Spoooooky.Jerloma wrote: - Username is cryptic and stupid
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It's definitely not a Pokemon, that much I knowThe Sybian wrote:I'm going to put this in the things I don't know about category. Magic, the Gathering? Seems like a really lame card/creature/whatever.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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They really toss paralyzed around in a cavalier manner.
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Do you prefer Motility Deprived?Gunpowder wrote:They really toss paralyzed around in a cavalier manner.
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At least I did not get called out for only opening new threads and hyperlinking. I must be changing.Jerloma wrote:wlu_lax6
Doesn't know how to fucking hyperlink.
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I have a stronger real life connection to him than I do to any other poster here.Jerloma wrote:This is weird because for as long as he's been around and as many posts as he has, I know basically nothing about this person.
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Should've gone with name closest to HWNSNBM or whatever.The Sybian wrote:Washington & Lee Lacrosse, #6. Spoooooky.Jerloma wrote: - Username is cryptic and stupid
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Careful, that is the mother of my children you are talking aboutmister d wrote:I have a stronger real life connection to him than I do to any other poster here.Jerloma wrote:This is weird because for as long as he's been around and as many posts as he has, I know basically nothing about this person.
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Speaking of wlu_lax, how does everyone vocalize his handle in their head? For me it's approximately "wuh-LOO-lacks" (the 6 is dropped).
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woo-lacks
I know.
I know.
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I've heard the title. Never seen/read it or realized it was "huge."Jerloma wrote:Seriously? You guys never heard of Fault In Our Stars? It was like this huge book and movie.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Yeah...sancarlos probably has it right. It was huge in my house.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I spell it out each time. W-U-L-A-X.Johnny Carwash wrote:Speaking of wlu_lax, how does everyone vocalize his handle in their head? For me it's approximately "wuh-LOO-lacks" (the 6 is dropped).