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wlu_lax6 wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:26 pm
rass wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:15 pm
The Sybian wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:00 pm
rass wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 3:46 pm About to create an email folder to track messages pertaining to colleges for my oldest...
I now understand why college is so expensive. The volume of brochures my son receives every day in the mail is insane. I'm sure he doesn't even look at them before throwing them in the trash.
Yeah, the bulk of them have been dumped.
Colleges pay between $0.30 and $0.55 per lead to the College Board based on some research I have done in the past. My son is 1st year in high school and getting hammered (mostly by email) by several non-selective VA schools.
W&L?
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Shirley wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 10:50 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:26 pm
rass wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:15 pm
The Sybian wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:00 pm
rass wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 3:46 pm About to create an email folder to track messages pertaining to colleges for my oldest...
I now understand why college is so expensive. The volume of brochures my son receives every day in the mail is insane. I'm sure he doesn't even look at them before throwing them in the trash.
Yeah, the bulk of them have been dumped.
Colleges pay between $0.30 and $0.55 per lead to the College Board based on some research I have done in the past. My son is 1st year in high school and getting hammered (mostly by email) by several non-selective VA schools.
W&L?
:)

Roanoke (acceptance rate 78%), Radford (79%) , VMI (60%) and a few others. They all must be using the same 3rd party as the messages and approaches are very similar. These emails started before his first report card.
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Really thought college and colonoscopies would be a thing of the past by the time I needed them. Time is running out.
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Ryan wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:18 am Really thought college and colonoscopies would be a thing of the past by the time I needed them. Time is running out.
I trust you read Magary's recent Defector piece on his colonoscopy? As he said, the procedure isn't too tough - it's the prep that gets ya.
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jumping in - i just had one (my first) two weeks ago. it's the day before - 100%. All that fucking Gatorade, my god. and for the love of all that is holy - ensure that you always always always have one bathroom available to you at all times.

Actual procedure/day of was nothing. Prepped me, had an IV, i asked "hey when do you think i'll start feeling this..." and about 10 seconds later i was out until my wife picked me up, at which point i was babbling about feeling AMAZING. Add to that the best nap of my life that afternoon.
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Yeah - load up on the 3-ply and keep some magazines next to the toilet.

Procedure itself is over before you know it.
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I'm 45 days out and just read the prep instructions. Gonna have to make a spreadsheet or something.

Also they won't discharge me if my ride is a Lyft? None of my friends have cars... might have to have my dad pick me up. Classic coming-of-age cliche.
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pruitt2 wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 5:49 pm Yeah - load up on the 3-ply and keep some magazines next to the toilet.

Procedure itself is over before you know it.
OK hold on, I’m not magazines old yet
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MaxWebster wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 5:43 pm jumping in - i just had one (my first) two weeks ago. it's the day before - 100%. All that fucking Gatorade, my god. and for the love of all that is holy - ensure that you always always always have one bathroom available to you at all times.

Actual procedure/day of was nothing. Prepped me, had an IV, i asked "hey when do you think i'll start feeling this..." and about 10 seconds later i was out until my wife picked me up, at which point i was babbling about feeling AMAZING. Add to that the best nap of my life that afternoon.
This is what my dad always says about colonoscopies.
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Ryan wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 7:13 pm
pruitt2 wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 5:49 pm Yeah - load up on the 3-ply and keep some magazines next to the toilet.

Procedure itself is over before you know it.
OK hold on, I’m not magazines old yet
I wonder if the post-vasectomy follow up tests have changed.
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Here's a second generation iPad that only connects to Redtube.
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In a meeting today a dev told me that he lives near Provo. I replied, as one does, "Provo, Spain?"

He didn't get the reference at all.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:01 am In a meeting today a dev told me that he lives near Provo. I replied, as one does, "Provo, Spain?"

He didn't get the reference at all.
I didn't either?
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:02 am
Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:01 am In a meeting today a dev told me that he lives near Provo. I replied, as one does, "Provo, Spain?"

He didn't get the reference at all.
I didn't either?
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EnochRoot wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:04 am Fletch!
Shit, I should have known that. "Three of my favorite names, Provo, ?, and ?"
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Marvin, Velma and Provo.
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I may have watched Fletch more than any other movie.

Hmmm...Star Wars might be second, but yeah, I think it's Fletch at the top spot.
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Hoist (Phish album) was released 27 years ago. That was my travelling across the country during college album. Jesus.
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EnochRoot wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:18 am I may have watched Fletch more than any other movie.

Hmmm...Star Wars might be second, but yeah, I think it's Fletch at the top spot.
I feel like nearly every guy I knew in my teens and 20s knew nearly every word of Fletch. FWIW, I showed it to my boys years ago when they were pretty young and they loved it.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:43 am
EnochRoot wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:18 am I may have watched Fletch more than any other movie.

Hmmm...Star Wars might be second, but yeah, I think it's Fletch at the top spot.
I feel like nearly every guy I knew in my teens and 20s knew nearly every word of Fletch. FWIW, I showed it to my boys years ago when they were pretty young and they loved it.
Fletch..You mean that John Hamm show
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:57 am
Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:43 am
EnochRoot wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:18 am I may have watched Fletch more than any other movie.

Hmmm...Star Wars might be second, but yeah, I think it's Fletch at the top spot.
I feel like nearly every guy I knew in my teens and 20s knew nearly every word of Fletch. FWIW, I showed it to my boys years ago when they were pretty young and they loved it.
Fletch..You mean that John Hamm show
https://ew.com/movies/confess-fletch-fi ... -jon-hamm/
I read all the Gregory McDonald paperbacks as a 13-14 year old D&D nerd.

The character and the stories McDonald came up with for it screams for a streaming platform to pick it up.
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So just found out via a LinkedIn connection that the Daily Wire is starting an animation division to promote (of course) "family values"

Because of course, pre-school TV is a morass of libertinism and cosmopolitinism.

The guy was bragging about landing a writing gig on one of their shows.

My first response was "go fuck yourself" which I wisely changed to "Gross" before removing him as a connection. What a fucked up world.
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pruitt2 wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:57 pm So just found out via a LinkedIn connection that the Daily Wire is starting an animation division to promote (of course) "family values"

Because of course, pre-school TV is a morass of libertinism and cosmopolitinism.

The guy was bragging about landing a writing gig on one of their shows.

My first response was "go fuck yourself" which I wisely changed to "Gross" before removing him as a connection. What a fucked up world.
All a response to Disney saying 'hey, maybe the Don't Say Gay law is a bad idea'.
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:57 pm
pruitt2 wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:57 pm So just found out via a LinkedIn connection that the Daily Wire is starting an animation division to promote (of course) "family values"

Because of course, pre-school TV is a morass of libertinism and cosmopolitinism.

The guy was bragging about landing a writing gig on one of their shows.

My first response was "go fuck yourself" which I wisely changed to "Gross" before removing him as a connection. What a fucked up world.
All a response to Disney saying 'hey, maybe the Don't Say Gay law is a bad idea'.
AFTER IT HAD ALREADY FUCKING PASSED!!
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Real close one tonight - watching SNL from March 1997 (Mike Myers and Aerosmith) and had to prove out that Steven Tyler was slightly older during that appearance than I am now. Phew.
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in that vein

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Rex wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 6:50 am
Remember the old lady in Gremlins? Bitch was in her 40s!
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Giff wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 9:26 am
Rex wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 6:50 am
Remember the old lady in Gremlins? Bitch was in her 40s!
JJ was in his 20s. What the hell was John Amos up to as a 12 year old?
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Just learned that I am now the same age that Sir Alec Guinness was when the first Star Wars movie came out.
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 12:41 pm Just learned that I am now the same age that Sir Alec Guinness was when the first Star Wars movie came out.
SC Kid... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
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rass wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 12:59 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 12:41 pm Just learned that I am now the same age that Sir Alec Guinness was when the first Star Wars movie came out.
SC Kid... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
Good stuff.
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Watching the retirement ceremony of the black kid in his early 20s you met on an internet forum.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:49 am Watching the retirement ceremony of the black kid in his early 20s you met on an internet forum.
Same!
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A_B wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:50 am
The Sybian wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:49 am Watching the retirement ceremony of the black kid in his early 20s you met on an internet forum.
Same!
???
Totally Kafkaesque
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Sometimes I think "there's no way I was posting here when I was ______" and I'm almost always wrong.
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Shirley wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:57 am
A_B wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:50 am
The Sybian wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:49 am Watching the retirement ceremony of the black kid in his early 20s you met on an internet forum.
Same!
???
Oh, I get it now!
Totally Kafkaesque
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Ryan wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:00 am Sometimes I think "there's no way I was posting here when I was ______" and I'm almost always wrong.
"masturbating"
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