Official balls and cock thread
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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This woman is hilarious!
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Gold!
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Episode three of The Righteous Gemstones was jam-packed with sacks and dongs. Definitely got my fix for the week.
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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That looks more like a penis than anything else in history including every penis ever what in the hell god someone translate that for Jerloma
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Save it for the ball and Cock thread.
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Jesus - a huge dick in a condom. What hellish beast is this?Ryan wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:02 pm That looks more like a penis than anything else in history including every penis ever what in the hell god someone translate that for Jerloma
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Dance team t-shirt from a friend on facebook
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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We would be completely overwhelmed if not for Dr. Nipel. Richard can screen multiple patients in the time it takes the rest of us to do one.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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I see what you're doing, chedda.
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I do this stupid shit once, because a good old friend did it, and have caught so much crap.
ETA - is there a stupid shit you see on Instagram thread?
ETA - is there a stupid shit you see on Instagram thread?
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One more post like this and I might have to start a special COVID 19 edition of this thread.
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That really looks like something from Rick and Morty.
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I searched for this (Unis thread, NFL offseason thread, this one) and couldn't find anything. Apparently Eric Dickerson tried to get them to change it but was unsuccessful. https://nypost.com/2020/04/06/eric-dick ... enis-logo/


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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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MOVE IN DAY!
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Not baaaad.
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Finger was hovering over “submit” in the KTFO thread and I moved here at the last possible second
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Guh, I feel nauseous after watching that. To see a guy tough enough to fight MMA crying and making noises like that makes me think there is some serious structural damage. Really wish I didn't see that.
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