Opening Night/Day/Week

[Keg]

Also I dumped $100 on video poker & got pissed so I bet $200 on the Dodgers at -$200 to beat the Pirates. In case anyone wants to sweat a stupid bet.

Power move.

[brian]

Also I dumped $100 on video poker & got pissed so I bet $200 on the Dodgers at -$200 to beat the Pirates. In case anyone wants to sweat a stupid bet.

Power move.

It's pretty much what DadBoner would have done if he wasn't living with Crazy Cooter.

[DSafetyGuy]

Yep. It's his first season. Jerry Howarth calls the games and Jack Morris is the "other guy" in the booth; Alan Ashby had that job last year (he moved on to Houston). Coincidentally, both Ashby and Morris are Mormons.

I find it amusing that Morris is Mormon, considering he was so anti-women reporters in the clubhouse, he once said, "The only time I want to talk to a woman when I'm naked is if I'm on top of her or she's on top of me." Probably heard that line as an Eagle Scout.

[Rex]

I guess Martin Prado had better really fucking hustle.

[Sabo]

I know umpires are human and all, but CB Bucknor made two really horrible calls at second base tonight in the Indians-Rays game. It didn't impact the game (the Indians were shut out for the second straight night), but still, how much longer can fools like him and Angel Hernandez have jobs?

[Rex]

I don't think CB Bucknor is human, if that changes things.

[Gunpowder]

The Pirates had scored about 5 runs on the entire season going in and were starting Jeff Locke. I would have taken Dodgers 2:1 if someone came up and offered it to me.