Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Roadhouse (1989), 9 p.m. ET 3/26

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:23 pm

Old guy wave.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:23 pm

PATTY DUKE!!!!

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:24 pm

So did Dalton know to get a place across the stream from the biggest bad guy in western Missouri or what?

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:24 pm

Thanks to my wife for speaking the acronym for the Jasper Improvement Society as if it spelled a word.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:24 pm

This guy looks entirely too much like my dad.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:25 pm

I know this is the middle of bum fuck nowhere, but honestly, that hayloft setup for like $150/mo is pretty fucking sweet.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:25 pm

A lot of my favorite movies begin with a young stud moving into a big hairy guy's spare room—wait, I mean brian's favorite movies, yeah.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:25 pm

This guys is from something... gonna kill me.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:26 pm

Should we pre-emptively ban Jackie Treehorn references?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:26 pm

Brad Wesley. Ben Gazzara dials it up to 11 (in a good way) in this movie. Arguably the only really good acting performance. Even Swayze dials it in IMO.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:26 pm

Brad motherfucking Wesley

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:27 pm

$100/mo. Not a bad deal at all.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:27 pm

In case y'all don't know, Swayze being a Houstonian is something we're very proud of no joke. Which makes me not having seen these movies even crazier. I made up for it in Red Dawn viewings.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:27 pm

The original draft had that guy landing and then inviting Swayzee to join him off the coast of Costa Rica on an island called Isla Nublar...

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:28 pm

People act like a job at the Double Deuce is like a spot in the NFL or something.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:28 pm

What should I be drinking?

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:28 pm

"Hired goon" is the number one job in Jasper.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:28 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:26 pm Brad Wesley. Ben Gazzara dials it up to 11 (in a good way) in this movie. Arguably the only really good acting performance. Even Swayze dials it in IMO.

Picking nits, but this is probably Swayze's high ceiling. I'm also not so sure Kelly Lynch could rise much higher.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:28 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:28 pm What should I be drinking?

Yes.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:28 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:25 pm A lot of my favorite movies begin with a young stud moving into a big hairy guy's spare room—wait, I mean brian's favorite movies, yeah.

ha

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:29 pm

I enjoy how there are like, two earnest dudes who really need this job and want to do it well.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:29 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:28 pm What should I be drinking?

Black cherry White Claw with Titos?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:30 pm

That "Is she?" kills me. This is one of the only parts of the movie that actually makes sense IMO.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:30 pm

Tell this to the girls fighting over TP.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:30 pm

The tag on of "and each others" is for real.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:31 pm

Dalton's speech there is actually correct from a customer service perspective. He violates his own rules at various times in the movie though when it suits him.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:31 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:30 pm That "Is she?" kills me. This is one of the only parts of the movie that actually makes sense IMO.

Same. And "be nice" is completely true.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:31 pm

Brad Wesley and Jackie Treehorn are pretty similar.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:31 pm

Has "take out the trash" ever been used literally in a movie rather than a euphemism for beating up punks?

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:32 pm

Man, I feel like these guys are up to no good.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:32 pm

Boobs.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:33 pm

"But I'm on my break."

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:33 pm

Lil' Dicky's first role

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:33 pm

Rookie mistake, Steve. Why are you completely undressed for doggy-style. Loser.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:33 pm

He should've dirty danced that bitch.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:33 pm

From my visits to southwest Missouri, I don’t recall the people looking that attractive.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:34 pm

I think that blonde's nipples actually are in fact touching together in that dress.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:34 pm

Tilghman is so soft.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:34 pm

I hope he finished.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:34 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:33 pm Rookie mistake, Steve. Why are you completely undressed for doggy-style. Loser.

Seriously, WTF