Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls , Thursday, June 4, 9 PM ET

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:56 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:55 pm Aunt is the hottest woman in the movie, anyone else agree?

No and here's the other funny thing. I've seen this movie like 15 times and the character who I think is the hottest I never remember her name. Never. Ever.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:56 pm

And I've seen this high, drunk, sober, you name it.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:57 pm

I wonder if there is a reason why the sex scene between two African Americans was so chaste by comparison....

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:57 pm

Porter Hall is contrite.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:57 pm

Literal roll in the hay.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:58 pm

Poor vain Lance Rock, the devil in her ear.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:59 pm

Like I care so MUCH about these characters! I really do. I wanna know what makes them tick. I wanna wander around in those noggins forever.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:00 pm

You are watching the time on screen in fear right now.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:00 pm

Wondering. Is it possible?

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:00 pm

Porter really should slip a couple bucks in her belt.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:00 pm

No. Seriously?

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:00 pm

Quit fucking with me.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:00 pm

Oh shit. oh shit. oh shit.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:00 pm

Oh shit.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:01 pm

Yep, this is happening.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:01 pm

But weed first. Priorities.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:02 pm

Porter's also an older square, you guys.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:02 pm

But (no spoiler) he nails Kelly.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:03 pm

Why don't you lose your laundry?

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:03 pm

I would love to fuck to my own music.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:04 pm

That underwear, Porter.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:05 pm

Nails was an exaggeration but still. We are paused.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:05 pm

The sock garters really got her wet.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:05 pm

There's a lot of jump cut but if Z Man just started the toast and you paused. You're good.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:06 pm

We pausing before the toast (I would need to go back just a bit)?

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:08 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:06 pm We pausing before the toast (I would need to go back just a bit)?

Anywhere around that is good. You're within a few seconds.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:09 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:08 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:06 pm We pausing before the toast (I would need to go back just a bit)?
Anywhere around that is good. You're within a few seconds.

I probably could have picked a better scene but this movie jumps around a lot. There aren't really "acts".

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:09 pm

Why did Porter look like he was being murdered during that?

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:10 pm

Starting at 10:17 p.m. Let's get crazy.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:11 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:09 pm Why did Porter look like he was being murdered during that?

Ebert's internalized self-doubt about his manliness?

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:11 pm

I'm really fucking high you guys. I think you figured that.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:12 pm

I've been abstaining for a while to built up tolerance and apparently it worked very well. Woo hoo!

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:12 pm

So I'll say that despite being batshit crazy, the production here is actually pretty good in terms of cinematography, editing, staging, etc.?

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:12 pm

When do we push play again?

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:13 pm

If I'm being honest I did it specifically for this movie actually. That's the truth.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:13 pm

10:17 PM

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:13 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:12 pm When do we push play again?

10:17pm.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:14 pm

Just had my calendar give me an alert the American Aquarium concert tonight is about to start and I had tickets for it and I'm sad.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:14 pm

I feel like a Karen. FUCK COVID-19 YOU GUYS! I MISSED A CONCERT! WAAAAAA!

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:15 pm

I feel better now.