NFL Offseason/Draft 2025
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Dang, I doubled up on my draft bets yesterday. Travis Hunter to the Jags at +2000 did the heavy lifting.
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It’s a good spot for rapists, no fuckable women in Buffalo.Gunpowder wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:29 pm Bills select another guy who was allegedly out their rapin’
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Hairston was by far my favorite dude in the green room, really sucks if those allegations are true.
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If you hadn't lived there I'd think you were a total asshole.The Sybian wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 5:51 amIt’s a good spot for rapists, no fuckable women in Buffalo.Gunpowder wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:29 pm Bills select another guy who was allegedly out their rapin’
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Both things can be true.A_B wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:00 amIf you hadn't lived there I'd think you were a total asshole.The Sybian wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 5:51 amIt’s a good spot for rapists, no fuckable women in Buffalo.Gunpowder wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:29 pm Bills select another guy who was allegedly out their rapin’
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I feel the way they have structured their contracts makes them completely reliant on Williams improving enough this season to lift the roster starting in 2026. Lots of good to very good players, but few stars (CB Jaylon Johnson has two Pro Bowls in his career and Montez Sweat one with Chicago, Joe Thuney has them elsewhere).brian wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:07 pmIt’s defensible in that surrounding Williams with weapons is a good idea. But best case scenario seems to be their rebuilt FA OL works out and they win a lot of shootouts.Rex wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:21 pmBears taking a TE when they have 23 needs is very Jets energy. Hope it works out for them.
I feel like Ben Johnson actually has roster control as part of his contract, as their offseason has been much more purposeful than any previous one run by Ryan Poles, particularly on offense.
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BadgerRex wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 7:47 pm Who was the fat kid in Breaking Bad? Mason Graham reminds me of him
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I'd like to once again revisit the weird belief that time value of money logic should apply to draft picks. It should not. The only person it applies to is a GM on the hot seat, not the franchise or the fans. Trading future 1sts under the logic they're worth less than present 1sts is closer to taking out a subprime loan.
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Dude, they all passed on Shaedur.mister d wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:08 am I'd like to once again revisit the weird belief that time value of money logic should apply to draft picks. It should not. The only person it applies to is a GM on the hot seat, not the franchise or the fans. Trading future 1sts under the logic they're worth less than present 1sts is closer to taking out a subprime loan.
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Don’t sell yourself short, AB!A_B wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:00 amIf you hadn't lived there I'd think you were a total asshole.The Sybian wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 5:51 amIt’s a good spot for rapists, no fuckable women in Buffalo.Gunpowder wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:29 pm Bills select another guy who was allegedly out their rapin’
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But seriously, will Brian Daboll even still be employed by the Giants by the time Dart starts a game for them?
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OK, sure, i guess. I measure by height anyway.sancarlos wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:54 amDon’t sell yourself short, AB!A_B wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:00 amIf you hadn't lived there I'd think you were a total asshole.The Sybian wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 5:51 amIt’s a good spot for rapists, no fuckable women in Buffalo.Gunpowder wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:29 pm Bills select another guy who was allegedly out their rapin’
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Like the signs at the edge of town say, “Welcome to Buffalo, we’ve got tons of woman… just not that many of them.”A_B wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:00 amIf you hadn't lived there I'd think you were a total asshole.The Sybian wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 5:51 amIt’s a good spot for rapists, no fuckable women in Buffalo.Gunpowder wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:29 pm Bills select another guy who was allegedly out their rapin’
ETA: Well shit, I guess things have changed! https://nypost.com/2023/03/03/this-is-a ... gle-women/
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So I just now realized they took a UK player. I did not know that during this exchange.
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I went to bed after the Texans trade, but I really like that kid from just watching the draft alone. He was so supportive of all the players drafted before him.A_B wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 11:29 am So I just now realized they took a UK player. I did not know that during this exchange.
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A bit bold to assume Dart ever starts.sancarlos wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:55 amBut seriously, will Brian Daboll even still be employed by the Giants by the time Dart starts a game for them?
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whoa. nice hit.Gunpowder wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 5:12 am Dang, I doubled up on my draft bets yesterday. Travis Hunter to the Jags at +2000 did the heavy lifting.
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Green Bay draws only 205,000 fans though that’s not bad considering there’s like 5 hotels in Brown County.
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Good thing nothing more important is going on...
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Some QB from Louisville I’ve never heard of was picked before Shaduer Sanders and I am fucking here for it.
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He must’ve really shit the bed in those interviews.brian wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:46 pm Some QB from Louisville I’ve never heard of was picked before Shaduer Sanders and I am fucking here for it.
Coincidentally, I saw Tyler Shough of Louisville play at Stanford in November. He was not impressive.
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If the Jets aren’t up for this, i don’t know who will be
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Haha Shadeur wasn’t even the first Sanders picked.
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Teams will accept prima donna behavior at almost any position other than QB. Which makes some sense.sancarlos wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:51 pmHe must’ve really shit the bed in those interviews.brian wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:46 pm Some QB from Louisville I’ve never heard of was picked before Shaduer Sanders and I am fucking here for it.
Coincidentally, I saw Tyler Shough of Louisville play at Stanford in November. He was not impressive.
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I think it’s telling that the Bears straddled the New Orleans pick, and were obviously in the mood to trade down, and nobody bit.
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This kind of reminds me of the fall of Johnny Manziel in his draft.
Btw, Tyler Shough will be 26 in September. He had his first college snaps in 2018 with Oregon.
Btw, Tyler Shough will be 26 in September. He had his first college snaps in 2018 with Oregon.
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reminds me of Jim Crow
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NFL hyping the schedule reveal (May 14) but they’ll start leaking games here and there bc they’re PR geniuses at 345 Park Avenue but I’d bet if I could that they’ll do Lions/Eagles as the Thursday night opener.
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This coming season will be the fifth year in a row that the Eagles and Chiefs will play a game with significance.
That’s a nice touch with the Rams having their war room at the LAFD rescue headquarters, btw.
That’s a nice touch with the Rams having their war room at the LAFD rescue headquarters, btw.
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lol, Trump can’t even get an NFL team to draft someone. Lot of law firms and college admins looking silly right now
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Lions trade up three spots and my chance to look stupid but guessing they’re drafting Mike Green from Marshall.
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Nope the OG from Georgia but makes sense.
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Giants can do the funniest thing ever here
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haRex wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:35 pm lol, Trump can’t even get an NFL team to draft someone. Lot of law firms and college admins looking silly right now
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Looks like the Pats got their Faulk/Woodhead/Lewis/Vareen/White
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You mean he couldn’t get someone “picked.” WTF is up with his random quotes and capitalization?Rex wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:35 pm lol, Trump can’t even get an NFL team to draft someone. Lot of law firms and college admins looking silly right now
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I missed it. What dumb thing did Trump say (this time)?
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MAC players starting to come off the board before Shadeur.
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