OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

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Sabo wrote:Book it.

Pens win 4-1. Crosby with two goals in the third period to get the win.
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Sabo wrote:
Sabo wrote:Book it.

Pens win 4-1. Crosby with two goals in the third period to get the win.
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They should have. They outplayed the shit out of them, but Lundqvist took a break from acting like a 5 year old to play a beast game.
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had a feeling the Rangers would win yesterday.

It was Game 5 that was shocking, the Rangers couldn't score at all and were in disarray. Would have bet my house the Pens wrap it up in 5.

Did the death of St.Louis' mom rally the team? Perhaps. Sports works in funny ways.
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Either that or Lundqvist blocking every shot he faced.

Those Rangers, playing for Mrs. St. Louis, were able to fire 20 shots on goal last night. Clearly they were jazzed.
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Jerloma wrote:They should have. They outplayed the shit out of them, but Lundqvist took a break from acting like a 5 year old to play a beast game.
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Gunpowder wrote:Those Rangers, playing for Mrs. St. Louis....
The guy just got drafted - can we cool it on the jokes?
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Gunpowder wrote:Either that or Lundqvist blocking every shot he faced.

Those Rangers, playing for Mrs. St. Louis, were able to fire 20 shots on goal last night. Clearly they were jazzed.
Maybe it's wearing off!

They fired 35 shots in Game 5 and came out like gangbusters in Game 6. Pens losing Game 5 5-1 was ridiculous.
Game 7 was always going to be defensive.
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Maybe St. Louis' dad will die and inspire them to beat MTL/BOS.
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There is no overstating the value of a hot goalie in the playoffs. If Lundquist keeps it up - who knows?
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What chance does this Rangers team have to win the cup, or even advance to the finals? How good are they?
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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howard wrote:What chance does this Rangers team have to win the cup, or even advance to the finals? How good are they?
What sancarlos said. He could Tim Thomas them all the way to the cup.
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Having a shutdown pair and a 2nd pair that rivals a lot of teams top pair, atleast in their own zone, doesn't hurt either.

Regardless, I'd much much much rather face Montreal. Boston showed they can beat the hell out of us last year and I don't trust two of our well paid three forwards to not shrink against them again. Montreal is a pretty similar style and would be a fun series to watch. Plus I could stomach a Montreal loss so much easier, still love Prust, Pac is great and Subban might be the most fun player to watch right now.
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Nope sorry, you're staring down the barrel of a sexy goalie showdown
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Penis + Q-tip = Tuukka Rask
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A Boston fan and a Philly fan and I can only sabotage one of these treadmills smh
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Man, I love when the Bruins lose.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Weise claiming some shit was said by Lucic during the line but isn't saying what.
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mister d wrote:Weise claiming some shit was said by Lucic during the line but isn't saying what.
Not hard to believe, considering Lucic's recent behavior.
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Just a matter of what Philadelphia offers for him, right?
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Go habs!
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mister d wrote:Weise claiming some shit was said by Lucic during the line but isn't saying what.

TSN just slowed it down and lipread

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Well at least he's got some time off to work on the speed bag.
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(Checks to see if the Canucks are still alive in the Western Conference)

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Wonder what Lucic will say when he finds out Weise does occasionally drop the gloves.
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Lucic is mad because he got outplayed by a 4th liner. What the fuck is Weise saying that he threatened him for though? Does he actually think Lucic is going to attempt to murder him? Apparent he said some shit to Emelin and Subban too.
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Jerloma wrote:Lucic is mad because he got outplayed by a 4th liner. What the fuck is Weise saying that he threatened him for though? Does he actually think Lucic is going to attempt to murder him? Apparent he said some shit to Emelin and Subban too.
Well, if Lucic is like many Bruins fans, he probably called Subban the n-word.
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I took it more as trying to fuck with Lucic by making him a post-game story as well. I don't think Weise is really scared for his life or anything like that.
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It was so clear that the line stopped and Lucic said somethnig to Weise so when reporters asked Weise about it, he answered that way.

Even if Weise said nothing, networks like TSN were already all over it, slowing it down to lipread.
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The backlash against Weise for not simply covering for Lucic is goofy. "How dare you, you 4th liner!"
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Like degen said, they were going to figure out what Lucic said, anyway. Stupid for anybody to blame Weise. Lucic stopped the friggin' handshake line - the reporters did notice that.
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I don't care that Weise said anything, I just don't like the term "threatened." You're equating mindless shit-talking with a criminal offense.
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I've only read the quotes. Did Weise say it in an offhand "oh yeah, he threatened me" (which is technically what he did, threatened to fuck him up next season) or did he say it shivering in fear, like perhaps how Lucic's girlfriend would have after he beat her in the North End a couple years ago?
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mister d wrote:I've only read the quotes. Did Weise say it in an offhand "oh yeah, he threatened me" (which is technically what he did, threatened to fuck him up next season) or did he say it shivering in fear, like perhaps how Lucic's girlfriend would have after he beat her in the North End a couple years ago?
You know what...I don't even know. All I saw was this tweet from Darren Dreger...
Weise says Lucic threatened him in the handshake and said something similarly threatening to Emelin. Emotional series ends with tough words.
I can't even find a direct quote from Weise saying that he was threatened.
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Pittsburgh about to cut off their noses and dump Shero and Bylsma.
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Sharks letting Dan Boyle go as an UFA, and buying out Martin Havlat. A San Jose columnist I respect said that he expects either Joe Thornton or Patrick Marleau to go, as well. Too much blowing up the team, and they won't have to worry about blowing a lead in the playoffs, because they won't make the playoffs.
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Shero should go. Bylsma, however, was the least of their problems, IMO.

The roster really isn't that great outside of the very top.
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sancarlos wrote:A San Jose columnist I respect said that he expects either Joe Thornton or Patrick Marleau to go, as well.
Fuck. I'll bet Sather slams the phone straight through his skull he'd call so hard.
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Gunpowder wrote:Shero should go. Bylsma, however, was the least of their problems, IMO.

The roster really isn't that great outside of the very top.
Eh. This is one of those "I get why they're making a change, but there's more downside than upside" moves. Basically how I thought the Torts firing was last year but we lucked out that Vancouver was cool with a trade.

Would you really feel good if Philadelphia dumped their goon tandem and hired Shero + Bylsma to run the team?
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