Jerloma wrote:For anyone unfamiliar, after Galileo was sentenced to life imprisonment by the RCC for defending a heliocentric solar system, he walked out on his balcony, looked up at the sky and said those words (And yet it moves).
"Earth?"
"What? Oh. Yeah. I was referring to earth."
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:57 am
by Ryan
Yeah, I was waffling between that one and a Finnish Elite League fantasy draft joke.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 2:21 pm
by Sabo
@Nihilist_arbys wrote:This Cinco De Mayo, as you desperately chug tequila to muster the courage to attempt sex with a vomit covered stranger, think Arbys. Ole!
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 2:28 pm
by mister d
Aside from one night when I imagine the owner was pretty drunk, I enjoy following Gay Hooters. Sounds like its in the same vein.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 8:23 am
by Sabo
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@johnrobinson wrote:When people are nice in real life, but mean & insulting online, it is the real life persona that is fake.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 10:30 am
by Keg
Sabo wrote:
@johnrobinson wrote:When people are nice in real life, but mean & insulting online, it is the real life persona that is fake.
Agree with this 100%.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 2:10 pm
by Ryan
A favorite from Bengie Molina goes right to the top of my list.
That and porterhouse just feel like ripoffs of Gay Hooters.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:04 am
by brian
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 2:24 pm
by brian
Re: Twitter
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:29 pm
by Sabo
Re: Twitter
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:57 pm
by howard
what. the. hell. ?.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:59 pm
by mister d
He's probably watching the game and listening to Harold Reynolds repeatedly say dumb shit and it reminded him of all the dumb shit you say.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:00 pm
by howard
Ah, got it.
eta: price just hit his second batter. We all know what's next.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:21 pm
by Rex
Well did it happen? No, because of the wisdom of 8 of the 12 AL franchises in 1973.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:34 pm
by rass
Re: Twitter
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:29 pm
by sancarlos
AB or Bensell?
Re: Twitter
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:46 pm
by brian
sancarlos wrote:AB or Bensell?
Both too young. Unless AB has taken a considerable turn for the worse since the last time I saw him.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:54 am
by rass
I wonder if that was 50-ish in Kentucky years or standard American years?
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:38 am
by A_B
That kroger is less than a mile from my home. But you can't prove I was anywhere near there at 9:22! They'll never catch me!
The real question is why does Rass follow that account!
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:49 am
by BSF21
A_B wrote:That kroger is less than a mile from my home. But you can't prove I was anywhere near there at 9:22! They'll never catch me!
The real question is why does Rass follow that account!
So he can pull security tapes on the nights you dance naked in the frozen food aisle. I thought that was obvious.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 10:08 am
by rass
A_B wrote:That kroger is less than a mile from my home. But you can't prove I was anywhere near there at 9:22! They'll never catch me!
The real question is why does Rass follow that account!
Someone I do follow retweeted it (or retweeted someone retweeting it) in order to make a "it's time to come home dad" joke.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:34 am
by Jerloma
That escalated quickly.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:13 am
by BSF21
I trust Mike Huckabee in an elected position like I trust a blatant racist with a Twitter account.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:14 am
by Pruitt
Jerloma wrote:That escalated quickly.
Could that not be included in the irony thread?
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:18 am
by The Sybian
Fuck, don't make me defend Huckabee. They do eat dog in North Korea, so it isn't racist. It's more of a comment on cultural differences.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:21 am
by Johnny Carwash
I like how he specifically said North Korea, because that's the bad Korea and hence OK to make fun of.
I'm still in the "not a big deal" camp though.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:22 am
by BSF21
The Sybian wrote:Fuck, don't make me defend Huckabee. They do eat dog in North Korea, so it isn't racist. It's more of a comment on cultural differences.
So a comment like "I trust Bernie Sanders with my tax dollars like I trust my bucket of fried chicken is safe at a black bbq" isn't racist?
Racism and social commentary aren't mutually exclusive.
