Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 8:12 pm
What the hell did she say that could have possibly offended anyone? Do you have a link for her Twitter account?
It's the sixth version of The Swamp. What could possibly go wrong?
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rass wrote:"I'm an atheist"? Just spit-balling here.
Driven by profit, the religion of Peace and the religion of Love have been trying to annihilate each other for a good millenium or so. Clearly, this is not working out for anyone expecting culmination or even end-credits rolling over a feel good autotune. Yet if it was a failed business model it would have been obsolete way back when hygiene was unimaginable and maps suggested that gigantic sea beasts lurked at the left-edge of the map where you fell off the end of the world and didn't even Tweet "Ultima Thule".The Sybian wrote:That's pretty much all you need to say to rile up the hate from the religion of peace and love.*rass wrote:"I'm an atheist"? Just spit-balling here.
*That sarcastic remark was in no way meant to reflect on ALL Christians, or even majority. I do understand that it is a small, and highly ignorant group that believes this. Just making jokes here, and I do see the irony in that my own joke can be seen as hateful towards Christians. Double the funny!
It's weird that according to their theology, their deity is going to kick the living shit out of us for all eternity if nobody convinces us that it's true before our demise, yet they're still able to actually be offended by our presence while we're here.The Sybian wrote:rass wrote:"I'm an atheist"? Just spit-balling here.
That's pretty much all you need to say to rile up the hate from the religion of peace and love.*
*That sarcastic remark was in no way meant to reflect on ALL Christians, or even majority. I do understand that it is a small, and highly ignorant group that believes this. Just making jokes here, and I do see the irony in that my own joke can be seen as hateful towards Christians. Double the funny!
Hospitals have been doing it wrong all these years. I decided to switch career courses and specialize in Medical Malpractice Defense. I now have the trump card to win every case. Your honor, Members of the jury, it says in the Bible that death is the ultimate curing of all ailments and suffering. when my client sliced the deceased's aorta during the surgical proceedings he in fact cured the client of his heart disease, therefore we ask that the case be dismissed. Nothing further." And Summary Judgement granted for the defense every time. It says so in the Bible, people! You going to argue with the WORD. OF. G-D? We all know the Bible has been proven to be infallible in the ways of science, biology and medical facts, so it should be admissible in court for such purpose, because come on, word of Mother Fucking G-d!Jerloma wrote:Just so we're all clear here...if you pray for someone to be healed in the name of Jesus...the prayer is answered whether it be instantaneously, through time and medicine, or even if they just die. Praise to be to mother fucking Jesus!
The Vatican has clarified that atheists will still go to hell if they reject God, after Pope Francis broke with tradition to deliver a homily stating non-believers who do good will be redeemed through Jesus.
The Pope's words made headlines around the world after he gave an unprepared speech in which he emphasised the importance of “doing good” as a principle which unites all humanity.
After international media attention, the Vatican attempted clarify how exactly one gets in to heaven, with Rev. Thomas Rosica, a Vatican spokesman, saying that people who know about the Catholic church “cannot be saved” if they “refuse to enter her or remain in her.”
That is, atheists are still going to hell.
‘God’ should always appear capitalised. This is because that is the accepted custom, and because when we use the word ‘God’ it stands for a person. So too do phrases like ‘the Almighty’, ‘the Eternal Father’, the Persons of the Blessed Trinity and so on – all should be capitalised.
Those who deny the capital letter to the Almighty do so out of a desire to belittle Him, one assumes (oh yes, did I say the personal pronoun when used of God should also be capitalised?) This actually has a long history. Back in the day when anti-Semitism was openly espoused by writers and publishers, some used to deny the capital letter to the term ‘Jew’. I do not think anyone would do that nowadays.
Heresy, and atheism, produce nothing beautiful. They can’t. They are stony barren fields. And the examples above are some of the ugly fruit of these intellectually incoherent movements.
”You are invited to an AMAZING DAY with Mom. {Day, Date, Time.} We will go have brunch and spend the day talking about some AMAZING things. Please wear your baptism dress because this is an extra special occasion.”
I talked about everything I felt like she could handle. I purposely left out a few things but that’s only because they are just plain gross.
At the end of the discussion, we talked specifically about the beauties of procreation and the importance of saving those AMAZING and procreative powers for when she was a wife and mother. (I talked here about the connection of Mother’s Day) I used the opportunity to do something that my parents did for the children in our family. Basically in a nutshell, it’s an agreement between us as parents and our children, signifying if you refrain from the use of drugs, alcohol, premarital sex and or promiscuity and live a clean, moral life up to the age of 20, we’d give that child *$1,000.00 (*PLEASE READ ADDENDUMS 1 and 2 BELOW THIS POST) as an ultimate reward for positive behavior.
...Tim Reed, pastor of the First Baptist Church of Gravel Ridge in Jacksonville, said in an e-mail that his congregation — including a 15-year-old boy on track to win the coveted Eagle Scout rank — strongly backed the decision to end sponsorship of a Scout troop.
"He was set to be one of the youngest boys to make Eagle," Reed wrote. "He said that he must uphold God's word over the Boy Scouts' decision no matter what the personal cost."
Among the latest to cut ties was Candlelight Christian Fellowship, a nondenominational church in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, which announced this week that it would end its charter of a Boy Scout troop at the end of this year.
"We're a Bible-believing church, and the Boy Scouts have opted to pursue a different moral path," said the associate pastor, Buck Storm. "It's a sad time for us."
In all, about 70 percent of the 116,000 Scout units in the United States are sponsored by religious organizations...
You're just jealous that you didn't get to have a special day with your mom/dad/court appointed caregiver to talk about sex.Jerloma wrote:These poor fucking kids...
”You are invited to an AMAZING DAY with Mom. {Day, Date, Time.} We will go have brunch and spend the day talking about some AMAZING things. Please wear your baptism dress because this is an extra special occasion.”
Like, leaving the lights on?The Vintage Whack-a-noodle wrote:I purposely left out a few things but that’s only because they are just plain gross and I don’t even talk about those things as an adult or didn't agree or feel the need to teach those things to my child.
Love thy neighbor?sancarlos wrote:Churches bailing on the Boy ScoutsBuck Storm wrote:"We're a Bible-believing church, and the Boy Scouts have opted to pursue a different moral path,"
Jerloma wrote:Just missed the cut for the Science thread...
Johnnie wrote:Like 6 people read this thread and the other 4 of us are going to be pleased by her website.
All I gotta say is.....awesome.
Johnnie wrote:Like 6 people read this thread and the other 4 of us are going to be pleased by her website.
All I gotta say is.....awesome.
Nice!The Sybian wrote:Johnnie wrote:Like 6 people read this thread and the other 4 of us are going to be pleased by her website.
All I gotta say is.....awesome.
This isn't the first thread everybody opens? I have to say, she looked pretty good in her pasties and panties. The masturbating with a crucifix doesn't do anything for me, though. The whole thing is hilarious.
ETA: And her first porn has to be named Pius XXX, right?
I had the same thought. The drama is intensified if you assume it's a best of 9 series.Scottie wrote:I know that is supposed to represent an arm-wrestle, hence struggle, between good and evil. And blah blah blah. But to me that image always looked like Jeebuzz and Satan were in the middle of a soul shake.
Yeah, young white guys do it.Scottie wrote:Serious question. Ever had another White guy attempt to greet with you the NBA handshake? Whatever it's called.
Dumb ones do.Shirley wrote:Yeah, young white guys do it.
Scottie wrote:No, no. The ritualistic physical salutation. The arm-wrestle palm grip, drawn into a semi-hug. There's a "best of" anything for that?
Serious question. Ever had another White guy attempt to greet with you the NBA handshake? Whatever it's called.
It turns out that Becky has come to Terminal Three every day for two weeks--ever since she first heard about the Holy Apparition. She sits nearby, usually on the floor and sometimes drinking an iced latte, watching to make sure no one steps on Jesus' face.
"Will you eventually give up and go home?" I asked her. "Security is pretty weird about people hanging around here all day."
"I'll stay as long as Jesus stays," Becky assured me.
"You mean He'll eventually leave?"
"Oh, sure," she assured me. "These apparitions disappear as quick as they come."
"God moves in mysterious ways," I replied.
"His wonders to perform!" Becky exclaimed happily.
Jerloma wrote:Jesus shows up at Phoenix airport...