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Jerloma wrote:
Johnnie wrote:The Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest at the funerals of the dead.

Now, I'm not saying that it would be right for angry people of Boston to beat the everliving shit out of them for doing so, but I kinda don't mind if it happens.
That would be awful. It's exactly what they want. The WBC are basically people looking for a lawsuit and if/when it happens, they'd win that case easily.
I dunno. I don't really think they are out there hoping to get the ever loving shit kicked out of them in the hopes of cashing in on a lawsuit. I'm sure you've seen the videos of people fucking with them. These people really believe the bullshit they are spewing.

I know what you're saying. And I ultimately agree. But these guys are pretty close to Nazis asking for a permit to march in a predominately Jewish neighborhood. They are pushing the limits of free speech to the breaking point.
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The Sybian wrote:As much as I hate surveillance, I really hope they find some footage of the asshole responsible planting the bombs.

I'm trying to figure out how they DON'T have this. There were so many cameras focused on that area.

My hope is that they haven't scratched the surface of video evidence, and are just sorting through it.

I'm not saying these guys should even be suspects, but this is a very vivid illustration of just how many cameras were trained on this area. And with face recognition technology, it just seems damn near impossible for the person(s) responsible to not have turned up on multiple cameras.

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Nonlinear FC wrote:
garyclark wrote:
The Sybian wrote:As much as I hate surveillance, I really hope they find some footage of the asshole responsible planting the bombs.

I'm trying to figure out how they DON'T have this. There were so many cameras focused on that area.

My hope is that they haven't scratched the surface of video evidence, and are just sorting through it.

I'm not saying these guys should even be suspects, but this is a very vivid illustration of just how many cameras were trained on this area. And with face recognition technology, it just seems damn near impossible for the person(s) responsible to not have turned up on multiple cameras.

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Interesting.
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Yeah, I'm not sure if some people really realize all of the tools at the FBI's disposal here. It's gonna take some time, but they'll track down these guys (this guy). They got lucky in Oklahoma City that McVeigh got pulled over for a traffic stop. Obviously the Richard Jewell fiasco slowed down the Atlanta bombing investigation but they eventually got Rudolph.

If the guys who did this are smart, they've left the country, but somehow I think they think they're going to avoid being caught.
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CNN is reporting that a suspect may have been indentified:

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Usually I'm not proven right that quickly.
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Nonlinear FC wrote:I'm not saying these guys should even be suspects, but this is a very vivid illustration of just how many cameras were trained on this area. And with face recognition technology, it just seems damn near impossible for the person(s) responsible to not have turned up on multiple cameras.

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That was alternately interesting and horrifying. Whoever thought you should just circle all the brown people and declare them suspicious should be flogged.

But that white dude in the blue jacket did look pretty suspicious (in hindsight).
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Johnnie wrote:One thing about the Obama calling it terrorism angle: if he doesn't say that immediately, then the GOP goes Benghazi-nuts over him even more if it does, in fact, turn out to be actual terrorism.

So yea. Politics as usual. At least as far as I see it.

Was just going to say something along those lines.
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Arrest is imminent according to the AP twitter account.
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Arrest has been made, according to CNN. Hoping this isn't a Richard Jewell thing all over again though. I suspect the FBI learned their lesson after that....
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Keg wrote:Arrest is imminent according to the AP twitter account.
Jeez, just do it already. Why take a second to notify the fucking press?
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Now comes the hoping it isn't a Muslim because if it is I'm going to want to spend the next few weeks in a cave somewhere.
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The FBI is really fucking good at this stuff; decades of experience (first WTC bombing in '93). I played hoops with a group of guys in the nyc office over the years; one guy who is a pretty good friend was on the forefront of nailing the dudes in 93; from there to Flight 800 to Dar to the bridges and tunnels plot to 9/11 to Madrid and London, and the dozens of smaller incidents. Probably guys and gals he trained have already cracked this one.

I've told this story before, but I'll repeat. One day, after hoops, I ask him 'wtf is gonna happen in Waco?' He was not at all involved in that case, so he just 'speculated' based on his experience and guesswork. Told me what was most likely to occur, probably within a day or two.

I went home, fixed lunch, turned on CNN. And watched exactly what he forecast unfold on the teevee. These guys are real impressive. Government can do some things really well, at least some of the time. (Yeah, I said it!)
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Here's the thing, unnamed official.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

How in the world does your desire to play some role in this investigation lead you to think that getting ahead of the FBI on this is a good idea?

There's just no way this helps, on any level.

I hope they figure out which shithead official did this and string him up.
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So damn close to arrest right now, I can feel it.
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FBI reported to be a "cunt hair" away from arrest, sources say
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FBI now said to be half of a cunt hair away from arrest
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Could you update a bit more often please, icy?
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The Associated Press ‏@AP

BREAKING: Law enforcement official: Boston Marathon bomb suspect in custody, expected in federal court. -BW
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Is the cunt hair dark? And how would you rate the curliness?
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FBI NOW ABOUT TO CUM FROM EXCITEMENT OF BEING SO CLOSE TO ARREST
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gettin' closer
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FBI RESPONDS REQUEST OF "HOW CLOSE ARE YOU?" FROM FEMALE PARTNER WITH "AHHH REAL CLOSE REAL CLOSE"
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Does cunt hair even exist anymore?
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rass wrote:Is the cunt hair dark? And how would you rate the curliness?
FBI measures cunt hairs in stretched distance
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Steve of phpBB wrote:Does cunt hair even exist anymore?

FBI SAYS IGNORE CUNT HAIR CONSPIRACY THEORISTS
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FBI interested in suspect that threw peanuts at Brandon Inge
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Please excuse our previous tweet - FBI investigating the Inge peanut throwing "false rumor", FBI still on verge of cumming and then making arrest
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Talk about Fog of War.

In my Twitter timeline from about 15 minutes ago, I have adjacent tweets, one from the AP saying that the suspect is in custody and expected in federal court, and one from CBS News saying they have learned that no arrest has been made.

Maybe, just maybe, Twitter is not the most reliable source for up-to-the-second breaking news.

Maybe, just maybe, there is no reliable source, and we just have to wait.
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Gotta be first!
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John King said "dark-skinned man, and I'm stopping there."

A colleague is on the outer circles of knowing what is happening. When I complained about the lack of progress, he cryptically said something this morning. Now I want to check in with him again.
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My favorite is the headline from Newsday today...
FBI on Marathon Attack ... 'Someone knows who did this'
REALLY? Who's the crack investigator that reached this stunning conclusion???

Obviously, this means we can eliminate all the amnesiacs as suspects.
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FBI CLOSE TO ARREST, TRYING TO DETERMINE IF LIFE IS A MARATHON OR IF IT IS A HIGHWAY
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It's a mystery.
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So, Boston PD says no arrest. What a fucking mess.
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Non sequitur and I apologize to Boston for noting this in its thread following a tragedy, but every time I get stuck in traffic on 95 I think, man, this is what Tom Cochrane thinks life is like.

EDIT: Neither me nor my spell check knew how to spell non sequitur.
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brian wrote:So, Boston PD says no arrest. What a fucking mess.

Official word is that the FBI is back to double-digit cunt hairs away from arrest.
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Icepenis wrote:Nonsequitor and I apologize to Boston for noting this in its thread following a tragedy, but every time I get stuck in traffic on 95 I think, man, this is what Tom Cochrane thinks life is like.
Are you saying he's incorrect? Cause I'd be on the side of more stop and go, unscheduled delays and idiots surrounding me rather than free sailing all night long.
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AB_skin_test wrote:
Icepenis wrote:Nonsequitor and I apologize to Boston for noting this in its thread following a tragedy, but every time I get stuck in traffic on 95 I think, man, this is what Tom Cochrane thinks life is like.
Are you saying he's incorrect? Cause I'd be on the side of more stop and go, unscheduled delays and idiots surrounding me rather than free sailing all night long.

Yeah but why is he singing about it like it's awesome and he can't wait to do that all day?
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