OFFICIAL Trader Joe's Discussion
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man those are great, thanks for the reminder (agreed on no dip needed but couple that with a quality spicy guac and it's almost a meal)
they're like what the aimless Frito's always strived to be but had limited cultural reference points.
they're like what the aimless Frito's always strived to be but had limited cultural reference points.
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Fritos are good, dipsy doodles are better and you guys are all dumb.
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had to look up what dipsy doodles are...
look D, you can't dress a Frito in fancy clothes and not call it a frito.
look D, you can't dress a Frito in fancy clothes and not call it a frito.
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Got a disappointing 7 out of 12 on this


he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Finally got around to trying these…holy f they are good but was not expecting that much spice.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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This shit is pretty awesome


Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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I need to make a trip to TJ’s.
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I see Hatch chile I make an effort to attain it.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Just switch to unleaded.rass wrote: Mon Dec 19, 2022 2:47 pm Oh man my fave TJ chocolate is in the “high in lead and cadmium” group.
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Damn. That's a good bar.
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That was a sad shopping trip. I don’t very often walk out of there with nothing chocolate-based. And I forgot to get more of those elote chips because I saw the umami flavored ones first.
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I tried the elote chips. They are good and have a nice spice, although I’m not really a Fritos guy. Looking forward to trying the umami ones. I regularly put their umami powder on egg dishes.rass wrote: Mon Dec 19, 2022 4:09 pm That was a sad shopping trip. I don’t very often walk out of there with nothing chocolate-based. And I forgot to get more of those elote chips because I saw the umami flavored ones first.
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YES!!! Best chips ever! I think it’d be insane to put any dip on this and cover the flavor. Got the Hatch Chili flakes, can’t wait to put that on some pizza. Also got the Smoked African blend, which is too similar to the Hatch, not sure how I’m going to use that yet, but it’s good.
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I liked the Kettle brand street corn ones even better
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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Strawberry Rhubarb Hand Pies are like a 43 out of 10
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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It's become obvious that their general flavors of the (month? season?) like elote or ube or the current chili crunch are trending a good year or two behind the local vendors at my town's farmer market, who I'm sure themselves are tracking something else. And maybe this has long been obvious but I pick up on food trends at the farmer's market myself, so...?
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(also, I love strawberry rhubarb pie and made my once a month or so trip yesterday and saw them but now regret not buying one)
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Oh did I just score some points with that trip to the store.
Muh
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These rule (but def dress them up with some vegetables, etc).


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If you like peanut butter Capt Crunch, here you go. These are delicious.


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Were you able to paint your nails with the opposite hand, or were they done professionally?Johnnie wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2023 12:58 pm If you like peanut butter Capt Crunch, here you go. These are delicious.
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goddammit i just snorted water over here
EnochRoot wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2023 1:22 pm Were you able to paint your nails with the opposite hand, or were they done professionally?
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Happy Thanksgiving stuffing flavored kettle chips season!
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Ha - just put them (and the popcorn) in the closet about 2 minutes ago.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Dead to me once they stopped selling this...


And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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No shit, they need to fire their graphic design team.
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Anyway that on some carmelized onion naan sandwich bread with rotisserie chicken is pretty awesome.
Muh
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Do you put yours in a little pony tail and leave them hanging and give it the old nutsack mullet?
One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
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Roald-Dahl-ragamuffin-orphan-illlustration-ass style
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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2nd the garlic spread, pubes or no. Pair with smoked salmon + pickle on one of their Norwegian whole grain rye crackers.
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I do now!
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"Le Giff".
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Went to get their frozen orange chicken for dinner and came home with these which may now be my dinner.
Muh
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Just in case you want to
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