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Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:56 am
by BSF21
So the futurewife does model home decorating for her company on occasion, and we racked up almost 1000$ in rewards to Crate and Barrel, so on Sunday we went ham. Did some registry stuff, and used the credit we had. She got a lot of decorations and other stuff she wanted and she left the other half to me.
I bought knives. Real knives. Knives I can use for the next 20 years. Japanese steel.
I'm so excited to cook.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:18 pm
by mister d
Hell yeah. If I had to give up everything for shit versions except one thing, my chef's knife is what I'd keep.
(The good dutch oven is 2nd.)
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:22 pm
by P.D.X.
BSF21 wrote:I bought knives. Real knives. Knives I can use for the next 20 years..
I lol'd at the pre-edit version.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:22 pm
by BSF21
mister d wrote:Hell yeah. If I had to give up everything for shit versions except one thing, my chef's knife is what I'd keep.
(The good dutch oven is 2nd.)
Dutch Oven went on the registry. Including some of the lesser knives out of the same set. I got a chef, santoku, and small paring knife on Sunday and registered for a 5" utility and a boning knife.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:23 pm
by BSF21
P.D.X. wrote:BSF21 wrote:I bought knives. Real knives. Knives I can use for the next 20 years..
I lol'd at the pre-edit version.
AB texted me and told me I bought shitty knives. :D
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:25 pm
by govmentchedda
Bon Appetit has a new site (?), Instagram feed called Basically. I made the strawberry galette from there a few weeks ago and other than my crust leaking more than I would have liked, it was effing delicious.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:13 pm
by Sabo
govmentchedda wrote:Bon Appetit has a new site (?), Instagram feed called Basically. I made the strawberry galette from there a few weeks ago and other than my crust leaking more than I would have liked, it was effing delicious.
Looks delicious.
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/free-f ... aham-crust
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:27 pm
by govmentchedda
Sabo wrote:govmentchedda wrote:Bon Appetit has a new site (?), Instagram feed called Basically. I made the strawberry galette from there a few weeks ago and other than my crust leaking more than I would have liked, it was effing delicious.
Looks delicious.
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/free-f ... aham-crust
My fatal crust flaw was in not flouring the bottom more during the rolling out process. The dough stuck to the parchment paper more than I would have liked, and led to more leaks in my crust than are shown in that video. As a result, a lot of the liquid interior seeped out, that would have otherwise made a nice thick jam-like consistency to the center. Also, I had to whip my cream in the mixer. I couldn't come close to whipping my cream into any type of thickness with a whisk. The lime zest that was added to the whipped cream was fucking boss. It really elevated the flavors.
Also, we didn't have regular sugar, so I substituted powdered sugar and some organic brown stuff (not brown sugar) that we had in the pantry.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:12 pm
by Rush2112
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:22 pm
by DSafetyGuy
BSF21 wrote:Dutch... went... In... some... I got a... 5"... boning.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:25 pm
by P.D.X.
They're correct of course in terms of preparation but disingenuous that they're lumping in steak knives (which comprise half of the knives in their photo) as being superfluous.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:08 pm
by P.D.X.
Do I need a fucking convection oven? (Answer quick. Sale ends today.)
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:00 pm
by Sabo
P.D.X. wrote:Do I need a fucking convection oven? (Answer quick. Sale ends today.)
If you do a lot of baking and roasting, it would come in handy. But I don't think it's necessary.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:46 pm
by mister d
Our range is a fan convection and so far I love it. Much more even.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:52 pm
by P.D.X.
Yeah its only like +$100 over the non-convection one so I'm gonna go for it.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:55 pm
by mister d
Worth it. What kind of burner setup? What if we got the same one???
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:01 pm
by P.D.X.
mister d wrote:What kind of burner setup?
Black?
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:07 pm
by mister d
Dammit, different one. No stove buddies.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:15 pm
by P.D.X.
We could be hood buddies. What you got?
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:22 pm
by mister d
A fucking microwave. I don't want to talk about it. Fight lost long ago.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:30 pm
by govmentchedda
Anyone ever tried to make a bagel? Wondering how difficult it is.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:34 pm
by A_B
govmentchedda wrote:Anyone ever tried to make a bagel? Wondering how difficult it is.
I'd recommend steaming it
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:50 pm
by mister d
govmentchedda wrote:Anyone ever tried to make a bagel? Wondering how difficult it is.
It's not difficult but I've never come close to duplicating a top notch bagel. Don't over boil (even though every recipe will say boil longer for chewy and chewy is good) and go the ball-then-poke-a-hole method over the snake-and-join method unless you want a bunch of bagel sticks. Worth it, just don't expect the world.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:40 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Make sure to add the cinnamon and raisins.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:44 am
by BSF21
A_B wrote:govmentchedda wrote:Anyone ever tried to make a bagel? Wondering how difficult it is.
I'd recommend steaming it
I had one of those sammiches last weekend and it was fucking delicious.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:19 am
by DSafetyGuy
Johnny Carwash wrote:Make sure to add the cinnamon and raisins.
This elicited a chuckle.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:23 am
by mister d
Was at a bagel shop, legit Jewish one not just some dopey generic one, on Friday and a woman ordered tuna on a cinnamon raisin.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:24 pm
by Moreta
Get some non-diastatic malt powder if you're going to make bagels. Some in the dough, some in the boiling water. That gives you the nice chewy bagel texture.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:26 am
by Sabo
DSafetyGuy wrote:Johnny Carwash wrote:Make sure to add the cinnamon and raisins.
This elicited a chuckle.
Same here.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:50 am
by Pruitt
Moreta wrote:Get some non-diastatic malt powder if you're going to make bagels. Some in the dough, some in the boiling water. That gives you the nice chewy bagel texture.
You make bagels? That's amazing!
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:17 am
by mister d
Why don't we put tartar sauce on more things? Occurred to me last night and every hour I think about it I become more confused.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:19 am
by brian
mister d wrote:Why don't we put tartar sauce on more things? Occurred to me last night and every hour I think about it I become more confused.
I think this about hummus. Why isn't hummus used as a spread on a variety of sandwiches instead of aioli or mayo, etc.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:20 am
by Giff
mister d wrote:Why don't we put tartar sauce on more things? Occurred to me last night and every hour I think about it I become more confused.
I thought this same exact thing the other night whilst stuffing my fatass at McDonald's (it keeps the girls entertained).
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:23 am
by P.D.X.
brian wrote:mister d wrote:Why don't we put tartar sauce on more things? Occurred to me last night and every hour I think about it I become more confused.
I think this about hummus. Why isn't hummus used as a spread on a variety of sandwiches instead of aioli or mayo, etc.
It's pretty common here in hippy land. I'm a fan.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:36 am
by A_B
Giff wrote:mister d wrote:Why don't we put tartar sauce on more things? Occurred to me last night and every hour I think about it I become more confused.
I thought this same exact thing the other night whilst stuffing my fatass at McDonald's (it keeps the girls entertained).
The fish sandwich is about the only non-breakfast item I can tolerate from McD's anymore. Luckily my kids are grown past the stage of McD's being a fallback option.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:39 am
by Giff
A_B wrote:Giff wrote:mister d wrote:Why don't we put tartar sauce on more things? Occurred to me last night and every hour I think about it I become more confused.
I thought this same exact thing the other night whilst stuffing my fatass at McDonald's (it keeps the girls entertained).
The fish sandwich is about the only non-breakfast item I can tolerate from McD's anymore. Luckily my kids are grown past the stage of McD's being a fallback option.
I still like the McDouble and their fries.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:41 am
by A_B
Yeah the fries are fine.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:14 pm
by Rush2112
A_B wrote:Yeah the fries are fine.
Bring back the tallow!
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:16 pm
by BSF21
Rush2112 wrote:A_B wrote:Yeah the fries are fine.
Bring back the tallow!
https://store.epicbar.com/collections/frontpage/products/beef-tallow-animal-oil-single-jarI want this to get off backorder. I love the products from this company and I want to fry some shit in that stat.
Re: Swamp Cooking Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:19 pm
by Rush2112
The elk we got last week did well last summer, I could've sent you some elk tallow.