BUSINESS HORSE 2023 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
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I missed the Will Levis mayo story (I didn't get the joke in the 2nd round mock above, but I don't get a lot of jokes). That's yucky?
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Irsay back on the sauce.
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It’s bulletproof coffee with Mayo instead of coconut oil
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I thought bulletproof coffee used butter.
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That link also notes he eats the peel of the banana too.
Gross.
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Ah. I May be confused then but the general idea is fat in your coffee.
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TB - here's a pretty good video on why Dawand Jones may be Orlando Pace (if he isn't too slow to function).Gunpowder wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 5:00 pmIt's certainly a concern, I just don't think Paris Johnson is all that great. I like the other tackles more than the Ohio State stiffs.tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 1:29 pm Wow. So much negative chatter on his lack of any kind of workouts or measurements other than day 1 of senior bowl week. Worries that he is four bills. Guessing you think that is all bullshit?
You can see Paris Johnson repeatedly being bitched on the other side. I'm not sure I've ever seen Paris Johnson have like 3 good plays in a row.
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I know it was routinely mocked that he'd go top 10 but man I am still surprised that Paris Johnson was drafted so high.
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as long as Jones isn't literally 4 bills, I am on board. But...if he can't be bothered to get in shape during the most important three months of his professional life heading up to draft, what is it gonna be when he's drafted? Dave Lapham (bengals long time player and color analyst) said he's heard Jones was up to 393 recently. I have...concerns.
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Will Levis decided not to attend day 2 and he's appropriately chosen with the 2nd pick of the day.
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This is another draft in which it feels like the same 5 teams are making all of the picks
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Azeez Ojulari looked pretty excited that his brother was going to a different team
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Chief Beef!
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Lions doing some work in this second round. And with the benefit of hindsight only arrows you can sling at them in 1st is positional value but apparently Jets were gonna take Gibbs at 15 and Campbell wouldnt have made it to round 2. Point is to get useful players, not give Mel Kiper a chubby
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Ugh. Fucking mute button time.
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(wakes up). Hey, the Broncos have a pick!
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Should have let Campbell be average on whatever team wanted to take himbrian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:55 pm Lions doing some work in this second round. And with the benefit of hindsight only arrows you can sling at them in 1st is positional value but apparently Jets were gonna take Gibbs at 15 and Campbell wouldnt have made it to round 2. Point is to get useful players, not give Mel Kiper a chubby
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The Bengals draft service just keeps pumping out hits. Turner is a different player than Forbes and he’s kind of a throwback to 2005 but he’s really good at being a 2005 corner
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I really wanted the Steelers to end up with drew sanders.
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I also had a chance to do a true draft day mock with Carolina taking drew sanders or jack Campbell first overall but I blew it.
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I’ll take that as an endorsement of the Broncos’ pick. Woo hoo!
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Read one blurb on Benton this week and all his flaws sound fixable if the myth of the NFL coach is true and it said he has “violent hands”.
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Had a feeling Hooker would end up on Detroit. Good match and a solid pick IMO.
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Surprised to learn that Jared Goff is only 3 years and 3 months older than Hendon Hooker.
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What did Brian do to SC??
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Yeah not taken that way and is kind of interesting. If Hooker develops and Goff remains “the guy”, it’s an asset that can be flipped. Assuming Hooker recovers from the ACL at absolute worse Detroit has a viable backup QB for the first time in literally a fucking decade+
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Also the assets the Lions got in the Stafford trade are insane. Especially if Jameson Williams even remotely pans out.
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I wouldn't take that bet
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Wouldn’t a worse outcome be that he’s terrible?brian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:15 pm Yeah not taken that way and is kind of interesting. If Hooker develops and Goff remains “the guy”, it’s an asset that can be flipped. Assuming Hooker recovers from the ACL at absolute worse Detroit has a viable backup QB for the first time in literally a fucking decade+
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Yeah I'd say that's more of a 95th+ percentile outcome but that's only based on how these things work out historically.
Even of the guys I really like in the 2nd and 3rd rounds, chances are they don't do shit in the NFL.
Even of the guys I really like in the 2nd and 3rd rounds, chances are they don't do shit in the NFL.
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I chuckled at these.
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Wait the Chiefs took someone named Wanya Morris?!?
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Shockingly, it's not one of Boyz II Men's Wanya Morris's four sons, who all happened to be named Wanya Morris as well.
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and he's also named for that Wanya Morris
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