The Swamp

All the memes are so fucking glorious today.

And then there's this. Swear to God, I thought Chappelle Show was back.

The Grift never stops.

Pretty much certain and expected that everyone on all sides of the political spectrum are making money off of that mug shot. Oh, America.

”The defense intends to prove that our client is still President by reason of insanity.”

Johnnie wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2023 3:20 pm

Another Trump toady who FAFO.

Fani Willis ripped off Gym Jordan's head and shit down his neck.

Jim Jordan is such a fucking dipshit.

This would've been amazing. But, alas...

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2023 6:57 pm Jim Jordan is such a fucking dipshit.

The best bit:

Washington Post wrote:“I encourage you to read ‘RICO State-by-State,’ Willis wrote, referring to a book by John Floyd, a special prosecutor on the 2020 election case. “As a non-member of the bar, you can purchase a copy for two hundred forty-nine dollars [$249].”

Jordan attended Capital University Law School (a small Christian school in Ohio), but never took the bar exam, and has never practiced law.

This is the law-speak version of the kind of treatment every single one of these people should be met with every time they appear in Congress, on television, and in their driveways. The non-law-speak version involves raw sewage and punching.

What an absolute piece of shit...(Trump, not Milley)...

The Atlantic piece on Milley is an excellent read: https://archive.ph/lBRd6

Does General Mikey hang out with Al Daniel?

Fucking hell.

What a completely sane and rational human being.

This is how I'd live for all Democrats to act all of the time:

Tackling the issues the Working Class care about.




I have no idea what lead to this bizarre ramble, but he has been anti-EV, so I really don't understand why he is making an argument in favor of EVs. OTOH, he is ignoring that gas powered boats also have batteries, but facts were never Trump's song suit.

I hope they told the McDonald's employees it was food for Trump.

Shirley wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 3:31 pm I hope they told the McDonald's employees it was food for Trump.

Can you imagine the fun they would have had?

Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Sep 29, 2023 12:10 am This is how I'd live for all Democrats to act all of the time:

Just went down a Rep. Crockett rabbit hole on Youtube. I think I'm in love. She is so damned good in interviews. I looked up her age, because she looks like she might not be age appropriate, but she is 42!

Biker Lou from Staten Island?

A top-notch choice.

Apparently he got name-dropped on "Knuckleheadz" off Only Built for Cuban Linx.

Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Sep 29, 2023 12:10 am This is how I'd live for all Democrats to act all of the time:

I mean, just in that pic... Every single one of those Dems absolutely torches the GOP on the regular. You just have to have your algorithms tuned up and you'll see AOC, Raskin, Crocket and many others lay into them for their hypocritical bullshit.

Baloney wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 11:09 am

Can't figure out how to link to the image, but looks like Biker Lou's office address is in a low-rent apartment building.

Does Rudy's Lawyer Work From Home?

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 11:51 am

Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Sep 29, 2023 12:10 am This is how I'd live for all Democrats to act all of the time:

I mean, just in that pic... Every single one of those Dems absolutely torches the GOP on the regular. You just have to have your algorithms tuned up and you'll see AOC, Raskin, Crocket and many others lay into them for their hypocritical bullshit.

Here's the thing...Republicans don't care, at all, about being hypocrites. They just shrug their shoulders, laugh, and say "Suck it, Libs". They have no shame whatsoever.

I'm fully aware. It's not about getting them to change their behavior or to convince MAGA base members of anything. Those folks are zombies at this point.

Unless I specifically reference the GOP and it's base, I am talking about/speaking to the millions of Americans that don't identify with a party or are so fed up they are not voting for MAGA folks in primaries anymore (think Suburban moms and stuff like that.)

As I've said a gazillion times, the direction the GOP is headed (MAGAland) is not sustainable as a national party. It's amazing to watch, frankly. Hitching their wagon to Trump is a disaster and it says a lot that there's no one of any national prominence or stature that will stand up to him. They are trapped in a death spiral and Fox got so freaked out by backlash (ratings) that they are unable to do anything to correct the course.

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 3:26 pm there's no one of any national prominence or stature

Sad that the only Dems of national stature are too young/inexperienced. 8 years of Obama just gave us retread candidates, and out of the current administration Kamala is basically a wet blanket and Sec Pete has nothing more than another little line on his resume. Newsome is probably the "name candidate" but I don't know how CA swings nationally as it's always projected as a hell-hole.

I dunno.. Honest opinion is that if Arnold were born in the US he would've been a formidable national candidate. And, of course, Reagan and Nixon both came out of there. Running CA is pretty good dress rehearsal for being president, IMO. It if were a country, it would have the 4th largest GDP on the planet.

Well, there's qualifications and there's electability. There's reality and there's perception. California is expensive, but otherwise it is great out here. That's reality but not necessarily perception. To Rush's point, Fox News paints it as a leftist wasteland of drugs, depravity, etc., and I suppose that negative perception bleeds over to many people in rural and middle America who aren't necessarily red voters. That wasn't the perception in the times of folks like Nixon or Reagan, but it is something Newsom would have to overcome.

Newsom may have some issues, as well (brief thread on some of his recent activities).

There's always a past.

When Kamala went on The Breakfast Club and Charlamagne called her out on her hard-line marijuana history she got got.

Now that he has Trump's endorsement, what are the chances that Gym Jordan becomes the speaker?

Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 6:05 am Now that he has Trump's endorsement, what are the chances that Gym Jordan becomes the speaker?

Prognosticating is a fool's game, but I have to think that Jordan, like Gaetz, is regarded as damaged goods by the rest of the g.o.p. But, naive that I am, I thought Reagan was toast in August of 1980.


I suspect that the vertically-challenged senator from NC (Henry, is it?) stays in place until the 2024 elections. Or...... Jeffries? Every week seems crazier than the last, so I see no reason not to fear that the most implausible outcome is what's in our future.

I was tickled, however, to see that Clooney has made a docudrama about Jordan's sordid behavior in the recent past.