The Swamp

Giff wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:47 pm

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:28 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:12 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pm

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:31 pm it worked out. she loves it.

And this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.

I will settle for one Swamper in attendance, wearing a webcam on his head and holding a laptop with everyone else in the swamp on a zoom meeting.

first swamper to volunteer for this will receive very good food and free booze all night and also be eligible to compete in my memorial singlehood golf tournament the day before

What's the date?

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 6:54 pm8.20

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 6:54 pm8.20

Giff wrote: ↑Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:38 pm

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 6:54 pm8.20

Bronto nuptials one weekend and Railbird Fest with AB the next sounds like an awfully awesome swamp summer!

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Jan 01, 2022 2:47 pm A college friend whose divorce became finalized in April decided he was not going to spend his first New Year's Eve since 2002 as a single man at his home. He arrived home at 9am this morning and also has a Tinder date tonight.

The text chain of our group of friends has gotten off to a good start this year.

The Sybian wrote: ↑Sat Jan 01, 2022 4:38 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Jan 01, 2022 2:47 pm A college friend whose divorce became finalized in April decided he was not going to spend his first New Year's Eve since 2002 as a single man at his home. He arrived home at 9am this morning and also has a Tinder date tonight.

The text chain of our group of friends has gotten off to a good start this year.

My college friend group text last night was much less interesting, with one guy chiming in this morning that he was in bed by 10:00pm.

brian wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 8:53 am Have a date with a really hot 5-foot tall Brazilian tonight. Not sure why I didn't do this sooner.

(I'm only 5-foot-8, so anyone around 4-11 to 5-1 with huge boobs is right in the wheelhouse.)

Giff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:31 pm There's a girl I follow on Twitter who I'd be all over if I was one to step out on my marriage. Big butt, big boobs, cute face, loves the same Texas country has me, loves sex, loves weed, loves basketball, loves baseball, loves soccer, loves sex.

Giff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:31 pm There's a girl I follow on Twitter who I'd be all over if I was one to step out on my marriage. Big butt, big boobs, cute face, loves the same Texas country has me, loves sex, loves weed, loves basketball, loves baseball, loves soccer, loves sex.

sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:03 pm Have fun, Brian!

We old married dudes haven’t had much vicarious fun through you guys out there living it up, ever since Jerloma came off the market. (And, DiS, a long time ago.)

brian wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 6:21 pm Might have just booked a date with a minor league porn actress when I get back too. Pic to come. She’s wicked smart actually. We bonded over what a cynical ass I am, our mutual appreciation for Infinite Jest and that 95 percent of guys first line on the dating site is asking her if she wants to fuck. A good if crude philosophy to live by is to treat whores like queens and queens like whores.

The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:30 pm Prima Nocta rules in effect?

tennbengal wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:29 am you are certainly on a different road than the one Jerloma took

brian wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 6:21 pm minor league porn actress