Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Roadhouse (1989), 9 p.m. ET 3/26

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:43 pm

These guys are always bringing knives to a philosophy fight.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:43 pm

Embarassing for Tillman to to be able to at least handle that fat fuck.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:44 pm

As prophecized, it is getting worse before it gets better.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:44 pm

Kelly Lynch. Let me find that fucking story.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:44 pm

"Don't fight in the bar unless absolutely necessary." Guess it's absolutely necessary a lot.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:44 pm

I would wager that 24 minutes is the longest stretch between punches thrown in this movie.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:45 pm

Kelly Lynch sucks in this movie so much. I will not debate this. Tonight will be the first time in a long time where I have watched this without changing the channel when she is on screen, unless Sam Elliott was also on screen.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:45 pm

I'm glad the country isn't currently reacting in this manner to losing their jobs.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:45 pm

What file does the ER doctor have that tells her his education background?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:45 pm

Spoiler for Giff

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:45 pm

Good job boys!

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:45 pm

Not at all a porn story. JSF

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:45 pm

"Pain don't hurt" is arguably Patrick Swayze's second-most legendary line.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:46 pm

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" being first, obvs.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:46 pm

HE SAID THE THING

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:46 pm

Woo. He said it! He said the thing!

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:46 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:45 pm What file does the ER doctor have that tells her his education background?

He brings his own medical records! Probably had his penis size in there too.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:47 pm

I'll go with "piss in the radiator".

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:47 pm

Bet he'd like to get close to her Emmanuel Kant

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:48 pm

Brad Wesley's consistent disappointment would be an awesome band name.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:48 pm

Pretty sure Emannuelle is the first movie I masturbated to.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:48 pm

This looks like the cast of Tiger King.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:48 pm

Tinker! That's that dude's name. And I believed he really was sorry too.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:48 pm

Tinker (so close to "Tiny" for the fat guy) sells the apology so well with taking off his hat and looking down.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:49 pm

You see how tough he is? He drives Grave Digger.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:49 pm

I feel like this scene is somehow ripped off from The Untouchables in a way.

I take it back. It's definitely ripped off. Shows us just how much of a bad guy we're dealing with here.

Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:49 pm

O'Connor never bled in the fight with Dalton, but his blazer was covered in Dalton's blood, so he's a bleeder.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:50 pm

4:30 between punches.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:50 pm

Peeling out on dirt. huh

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:51 pm

Our lord and savior Sam Elliott.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:51 pm

I'd let Dalton bathe me.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:51 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:49 pm O'Connor never bled in the fight with Dalton, but his blazer was covered in Dalton's blood, so he's a bleeder.

Sometimes people are in charge just because there's in charge. There's a question. If Brad Wesley was a Southern football coach, which Southern football coach would he be?

I'd say Tommy Tuberville.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:51 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:51 pm Our lord and savior Sam Elliott.

What was the point of this phone call?

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:52 pm

Those tits looked dangerous

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:52 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:51 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:49 pm O'Connor never bled in the fight with Dalton, but his blazer was covered in Dalton's blood, so he's a bleeder.
Sometimes people are in charge just because there's in charge. There's a question. If Brad Wesley was a Southern football coach, which Southern football coach would he be?

I'd say Tommy Tuberville.

No wonder Trump likes Tuberville.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:52 pm

Is there a plot point I'm missing, or does state/federal law enforcement not exist in this movie? Wesley owns the dipshit local cops, so can't do anything about it.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:52 pm

"You ever heard of a guy named Brad Wesley?" Like there is also a "small town asshole" ranking next to the Cooler Top Ten every week.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:52 pm

So true story here. Until Roadhouse I swear to Christ I thought Sam Elliott was dead. I don't know where or how I got that idea, but I was legit shocked to see him in the movie, like seeing someone come back from the dead (this is fairly pre-Internet). To this day when I see him in a new project I'm still a little surprised, so consistent and strong was my faith he was dead.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:53 pm

CARRIE ANN CAN SING!

I love her.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:53 pm

Was Dalton the original Jon Taffer?