The Swamp

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2023 4:24 pm**

Is it just me or does Luton play on a particularly tiny pitch?

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2023 4:29 pm**

The camera angle does it no favors and it's on the smaller end of the sizes in the Premier League, but not awfully so.

Roughly the same size as Craven Cottage.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2023 4:57 pm**

That link says premier League allows 90-120m long and 45 - 90m wide. They're not trying hard enough. Seems like some promoted clubs would try to get an edge

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:15 pm**

Without watching and knowing if there was a ton of stall tactics, Arsenal scoring 7 minutes into the 6 minute extra time is just lovely.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:20 pm**

I just watched. It was fine. Redacted.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2023 1:37 am**

Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 4:54 pm At halftime, I figured Spurs were going to lose 6-1.

Erling should have been more pissed about those sitters he rocketed into the stands.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:33 am**

Just gonna drop this here -

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:39 am**

tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:33 am Just gonna drop this here -

Fantastic until he insulted Men’s soccer in the US. I had a glimmer of hope he was paying respect to the future of USMNT, but no, he was talking about Messi.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2023 2:30 pm**

Depending on how you choose to define primary position, City don't have a true midfielder in their starting XI. Wish I could give Kalvin Phillips a hug.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:19 pm**

How long before Pep complains that City needs to buy a slew of those missing midfielders?

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:27 pm**

United are only 3 points back of City.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:30 pm**

Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:19 pm How long before Pep complains that City needs to buy a slew of those missing midfielders?

I think he knows we can’t afford to spend like the Chelseas and Arsenals of the league.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:21 pm**

i've never rooted for a soccer team in my life that has played a game like that today. so that's what it's like - fk that was fun. Could (should) have had more than 1 but 1 was enough.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:12 pm**

Yeah, this is the opposite of Tottenham. Villa absolutely deserved all 3 today and the worst I’ve seen City look in a really long time.

Posted: **Thu Dec 07, 2023 3:39 pm**

The first 20 minutes of Spurs/West Ham have looked like a hockey power play.

Posted: **Thu Dec 07, 2023 4:50 pm**

Rush2112 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 3:39 pm The first 20 minutes of Spurs/West Ham have looked like a hockey power play.

and giving up 2 shorthanded goals. Sigh.

Posted: **Sat Dec 09, 2023 3:13 pm**

Top of the Table!

Posted: **Sun Dec 10, 2023 10:29 am**

Cole Palmer has taken over the title of "Most English looking guy"...displacing Anthony Gordon at the top of the rankings.

Posted: **Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:21 pm**

Son had his defender trippiering over his own feetiers.

Posted: **Sun Dec 10, 2023 8:59 pm**

mister d wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:21 pm Son had his defender trippiering over his own feetiers.

Took him to school all day long!

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:01 pm**

If Forest could play to the level of its fans, they'd be in Europe every year.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:40 pm**

They are in europe every year #geographynerd

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:51 pm**

How soon we forget about #brexit.

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2023 9:06 am**

Who do I believe?

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2023 12:02 pm**

Lockyer went down again, match abandoned.

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2023 12:48 pm**

Just maybe this is not for him if he likes life

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2023 1:17 pm**

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2023 12:48 pm Just maybe this is not for him if he likes life

That makes sense to you and me. But, to an athlete in his prime who is able to command a big salary... It will probably be hard for him to walk away if they clear him to play again fairly soon.

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2023 4:24 pm**

Maybe Everton should have a points deduction every season.

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2023 11:52 am**

Man Utd playing with a retro red devil shirt badge, except the keeper who has the usual badge. Never seen two different badges on a team before. Guess the budget didn't run that far.

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2023 11:57 am**

Baloney wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 11:52 am Man Utd playing with a retro red devil shirt badge, except the keeper who has the usual badge. Never seen two different badges on a team before. Guess the budget didn't run that far.

First item on Ratcliffe’s to-do list!

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2023 12:11 pm**

Evidently

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2023 2:05 pm**

Liverpool gonna want that 4 (5?) on 1 chance back.

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2023 2:40 pm**

Spurs with the mega horseshoes up their asses today.

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2023 3:10 pm**

Luton beat Newcastle? Huh.

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2023 3:41 pm**

Didn’t even feel that fluky.

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2023 3:46 pm**

rass wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 2:05 pm Liverpool gonna want that 4 (5?) on 1 chance back.

That was brutal.

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2023 12:27 pm**

Chelsea one-upped that by blowing a 3-on-none. (does the goalie count in that math?)

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2023 2:57 pm**

3 goals in 3 minutes at Brentford

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2023 5:18 pm**

Feels like every Everton and England defender should have been allowed to line up and scream at Pickford after the 3rd goal.

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:18 am**

The pelting rain/hail in the Bournemouth/Spurs game looks painful.

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