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[HaulCitgo]

Finally, 30 years later!

Can you save me the 12 minutes and tell us what they are saying?

Ha dou ken

Sho ryu ken

[Shirley]

Hear me out

[Johnnie]

Want to watch a Dodgers fan blow his hand off? Warning: gore

[+] spoiler

[Johnnie]

[DSafetyGuy]

The moving lights really add to the solemnity.

[Shirley]

I can't decide if that's the worst thing I've ever seen or actually kinda well done.

[The Sybian]

Rabbit hole took me to this gem:

[Shirley]

I came across this bit of heaven on Reddit. It's a breakdown of some Steven Seagal's more recent movies. Yes, he's still making them. Or at least he was four years ago when this came out.

[Johnnie]

I feel like we have a thread with AI generated awesomeness but I can't find it.

[DaveInSeattle]

Not sure if you guys are familiar with Pat Finerty (from the band Dr Dog)...he does these "What makes this song stink" videos that are very creative and funny.

Here's his latest, about the Machine Gun Kelly and JellyRoll collaboration/rewrite of "Country Roads".

[Shirley]

Not sure if you guys are familiar with Pat Finerty (from the band Dr Dog)...he does these "What makes this song stink" videos that are very creative and funny.

Here's his latest, about the Machine Gun Kelly and JellyRoll collaboration/rewrite of "Country Roads".

I'm not even halfway through that, but it's brilliant. My only critique is where is "Margaritaville" on the fucking songs list? Has to be there.

[Shirley]

The Hey Soul Sister one was every bit as good as I hoped. God, I hate that fucking song.

[Johnnie]

This is unbelievably entertaining.



Here's the full hour plus long uncut video:

[Shirley]

For the Swamp coder/metalheads.

[sancarlos]

Defector had an article that referenced this old video. Fascinating stuff.

Ricky Jay and his 52 Assistants

[DaveInSeattle]

Sailing season has started again here in Seattle.

Yesterday, this happened. My boat didn't go out (we broke a stanchion as we were leaving the dock)...but it was pretty breezy and lumpy.

Anyways, a boat buried their bow in a wave and the bow pulpit broke, which caused the lifelines to go slack and put people into the water.

Someone on a passing ferry got video of the MOB retrieval process.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/162WKp3Jio/

[The Sybian]

Imagine dating one of these women?

[Nonlinear FC]

JFC. That's incredibly annoying.

It's like when Armisen and Wiig do that thing where they make up songs on the fly... I never actually found that bit all that funny... This is that, but way more annoying.

[mister d]

1. Wiig
2. Left twin
3. Armison
4. Right twin

[Shirley]

Pure, unadulterated Joel

[The Sybian]

Pure, unadulterated Joel

Fascinating, mostly the part about the Succession theme. Incredible how timeless and universal classical music can be.

[DaveInSeattle]

Funny story from Bill Hader about David Lee Roth meeting Henry Rollins...



"What's the matter? Do you have school tomorrow?" is a great line.

[mister d]

Re: Billy Joel above, I want to open a restaurant called "Bill & Joel's Uptown Grill" and then subtly piss off any Billy Joel fans who come in by making my disdain known. Like have a "Bottle of Red" section but no bottle of white section and act confused when I'm asked about it. Name a couple menu items after Elton John songs. That sort of shit. AB will get the worst table.

[A_B]

I'm gonna open a The National themed restaurant called Fake Empire Diner and it's all you can eat warmed up, sad divorced dad fast food leftovers and Mister D. will always get the best table.

[rass]

Someone give me a sauce that sort of sounds like "hand" so AB can seat mister d at the coffee table and serve him coq au....

[govmentchedda]

Such a doting man

[mister d]

Someone give me a sauce that sort of sounds like "hand" so AB can seat mister d at the coffee table and serve him coq au....

Could be like a cordon bleu called "coq au ham"?

[mister d]

I'm gonna open a The National themed restaurant called Fake Empire Diner and it's all you can eat warmed up, sad divorced dad fast food leftovers and Mister D. will always get the best table.

There's a secret level to this too in that I live in NJ but hate diners.

[Giff]

I'm gonna open a The National themed restaurant called Fake Empire Diner and it's all you can eat warmed up, sad divorced dad fast food leftovers and Mister D. will always get the best table.

Sad divorced dad doesn't have fast food leftovers.

[DaveInSeattle]

I'm gonna open a The National themed restaurant called Fake Empire Diner and it's all you can eat warmed up, sad divorced dad fast food leftovers and Mister D. will always get the best table.

Sad divorced dad doesn't have fast food leftovers.

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[The Sybian]

Re: Billy Joel above, I want to open a restaurant called "Bill & Joel's Uptown Grill" and then subtly piss off any Billy Joel fans who come in by making my disdain known. Like have a "Bottle of Red" section but no bottle of white section and act confused when I'm asked about it. Name a couple menu items after Elton John songs. That sort of shit. AB will get the worst table.

Can I be an investor?

[A_B]

I'm gonna open a The National themed restaurant called Fake Empire Diner and it's all you can eat warmed up, sad divorced dad fast food leftovers and Mister D. will always get the best table.

Sad divorced dad doesn't have fast food leftovers.

Tell me you’ve never been a sad divorced dad without telling me you’ve never been a sad divorced dad.

[mister d]

Pretty sure the only time I’ve ever had fast food leftovers was when I was home alone and high and decided it was time to try White Castle.

[Giff]

Pretty sure the only time I’ve ever had fast food leftovers was when I was home alone and high and decided it was time to try White Castle.

Funny, my buddy has a story about eating a bag of Krystal’s (the south’s version of White Castle) over three days.