Try having someone kick you in the balls, that works too.Giff wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:15 pm I discovered the best thing for a gout outbreak is to have someone swing open a car door into your knee.
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I think that's probably a little too far.
What's weird is that when my knee finally did stop hurting from the initial action, the gout attack was gone. Maybe it was the red wine and cussing? Knee does still hurt though.
What's weird is that when my knee finally did stop hurting from the initial action, the gout attack was gone. Maybe it was the red wine and cussing? Knee does still hurt though.
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Maybe skip BBQ once a week.
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I didn't say to give it all up! A man has to live!
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I’d accept gout to regularly eat great Texas BBQ.
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Pretty sure I broke the left pinkie toe banging it HARD on a small bookshelf last night at 4am walking to the fridge to get a water. I mean I’m sure of it now. Wasn’t sure this morning when I did an interval workout on it, but now I’m fucking sure. Damn it.
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A banging injury is fine.
But I bet that bastard pagliucci tripped you.
(He’s a good boy. Or she’s a good girl I don’t remember )
But I bet that bastard pagliucci tripped you.
(He’s a good boy. Or she’s a good girl I don’t remember )
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He might have wanted to, but he was in bed asleep! Can’t even blame it on the little fucker.A_B wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 9:31 pm A banging injury is fine.
But I bet that bastard pagliucci tripped you.
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I got a mosquito bite on the tip of my middle finger.
Fucker actually hurt quite a bit. What worked? Dipping said tip of finger into Goody's headache powder. Instantly.
Fucker actually hurt quite a bit. What worked? Dipping said tip of finger into Goody's headache powder. Instantly.
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Thanks to everyone who was checking in via DMs ... shoulder still a bit dead and elbow maybe off but the tingling/numbness is gone. As always, just waiting it out is the best response to physical ailments.
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The ol' Canadian Triage
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Is that like a Devil's threesome that includes Degen, Pruitt and...Travzilla maybe?
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What is your obsession with Devil's threesomes and Swampers? At least include Bluedevilynn one time.
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We're kinkshaming now?The Sybian wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:23 pmWhat is your obsession with Devil's threesomes and Swampers? At least include Bluedevilynn one time.
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Not shaming, just trying to better understand, "who is AB?"A_B wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:30 pmWe're kinkshaming now?The Sybian wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:23 pmWhat is your obsession with Devil's threesomes and Swampers? At least include Bluedevilynn one time.
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Welcome to my world.A_B wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:30 pmWe're kinkshaming now?The Sybian wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:23 pmWhat is your obsession with Devil's threesomes and Swampers? At least include Bluedevilynn one time.
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Life is short and Ray and Dave should be nicer to each other.A_B wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:30 pmWe're kinkshaming now?The Sybian wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:23 pmWhat is your obsession with Devil's threesomes and Swampers? At least include Bluedevilynn one time.
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Took me a second…rass wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 2:32 pmLife is short and Ray and Dave should be nicer to each other.A_B wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:30 pmWe're kinkshaming now?The Sybian wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:23 pmWhat is your obsession with Devil's threesomes and Swampers? At least include Bluedevilynn one time.
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I re-tore mine playing fuckin' air hockey in January. So dumb. I mean I'm sure it was being frayed constantly but air hockey??The Sybian wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:03 pm MisterD cursed me. Woke up with a lot of pain in my right shoulder. Seemed like the kind of thing that would stop hurting and let me fall back asleep if I shifted. Nope. Kept me up the rest of the night. Still hurting now, hoping it goes away... I tore the labrum in both shoulders in college and had both surgically repaired after years of surgeons not being able to figure out the issue (didn't show on MRIs until recently). I'm 90% sure I re-tore the left one playing wiffle ball about 2 months ago. Felt it happen, pain hasn't decreased at all. Being my left shoulder, I don't think I'm going to bother having it looked at. Only thing that hurts was swinging a bat that day, which I rarely do anyways, and a few weightlifting exercises I had to stop for shoulder pain before muscle tiredness. The right shoulder is a bigger concern.
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Air hockey is pretty bad. My wiffle ball game was against 13-14 yo girls. In my defense, half of them play club softball.Gunpowder wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 6:52 amI re-tore mine playing fuckin' air hockey in January. So dumb. I mean I'm sure it was being frayed constantly but air hockey??The Sybian wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:03 pm MisterD cursed me. Woke up with a lot of pain in my right shoulder. Seemed like the kind of thing that would stop hurting and let me fall back asleep if I shifted. Nope. Kept me up the rest of the night. Still hurting now, hoping it goes away... I tore the labrum in both shoulders in college and had both surgically repaired after years of surgeons not being able to figure out the issue (didn't show on MRIs until recently). I'm 90% sure I re-tore the left one playing wiffle ball about 2 months ago. Felt it happen, pain hasn't decreased at all. Being my left shoulder, I don't think I'm going to bother having it looked at. Only thing that hurts was swinging a bat that day, which I rarely do anyways, and a few weightlifting exercises I had to stop for shoulder pain before muscle tiredness. The right shoulder is a bigger concern.
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Was this a dramatic, mid-game injury or something you just felt the next day?Gunpowder wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 6:52 amI re-tore mine playing fuckin' air hockey in January. So dumb. I mean I'm sure it was being frayed constantly but air hockey??
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I could absolutely see hurting myself playing air hockey.
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Air hockey in the sense of air guitar, right? Like you were mimicking an actual slapshot? Surely it couldn't be the other thing.
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Vertigo bump.
Dave how did this turn out (not sure i could find downthread if there was more to it)? i.e. did you ever find out whether this was indeed vertigo?
I'd never had it before ~10 days ago but holyfk i got it from doing situps (?) and then a few days later followed with the worst migraine of my life. went to the dr. since i thought my head was exploding and she reassured me that the 2 can be intimately related. everything was settling down late last week but this past weekend i got the vertigo again just rolling over in bed and now it's happening fairly often. freaks me out; like 5 seconds of being thrown in a washing machine.
Dave how did this turn out (not sure i could find downthread if there was more to it)? i.e. did you ever find out whether this was indeed vertigo?
I'd never had it before ~10 days ago but holyfk i got it from doing situps (?) and then a few days later followed with the worst migraine of my life. went to the dr. since i thought my head was exploding and she reassured me that the 2 can be intimately related. everything was settling down late last week but this past weekend i got the vertigo again just rolling over in bed and now it's happening fairly often. freaks me out; like 5 seconds of being thrown in a washing machine.
DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 6:50 pm So....after getting hit by a car on Saturday (see the random thoughts thread), I've felt mostly ok...sore, with some bruises on my hip. But then yesterday morning, I'm doing my standard morning back stretches, and when I do the "cat" part of the cat-cow stretch, everything starts to spin wildly. I closed my eyes and laid down, and it went away, but I felt "off" most of the rest of the day. I made a dr appt, and he said it was vertigo, and it happens sometimes, but it likely wasn't related to my fall (I did hit my head, but I was wearing a helmet, and the medics did a concussion check and said I looked ok).
But then...this morning...same thing...only the spinning sensation lasted longer this time.
Wondering if I need to make another doctors appointment...or just stop doing that one stretch.
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It wasn't dramatic, just a man this hurts ok this still hurts hey guys I'm done playing air hockey wtf it's not going awaymister d wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:34 am Like I know it hurts and all that, but I think I would have liked to see it happen.
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I have something similar, started around 35-40 yo. I get crazy dizzy doing pretty normal things, like walking down the staircase in my office building. It was a pretty tight space, lots of turns. Two flights and I felt like I did that spinning on a bat game. Amusement part rides that spin are out. Talked to 2 doctors about it, both said it's a normal aging thing, something with the inner ear and most people get worse at dealing with balance issues as they age. I've never had the spins last more than a short period of time, just that it gets triggered easily.MaxWebster wrote: Wed Aug 16, 2023 6:38 am Vertigo bump.
Dave how did this turn out (not sure i could find downthread if there was more to it)? i.e. did you ever find out whether this was indeed vertigo?
I'd never had it before ~10 days ago but holyfk i got it from doing situps (?) and then a few days later followed with the worst migraine of my life. went to the dr. since i thought my head was exploding and she reassured me that the 2 can be intimately related. everything was settling down late last week but this past weekend i got the vertigo again just rolling over in bed and now it's happening fairly often. freaks me out; like 5 seconds of being thrown in a washing machine.
DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 6:50 pm So....after getting hit by a car on Saturday (see the random thoughts thread), I've felt mostly ok...sore, with some bruises on my hip. But then yesterday morning, I'm doing my standard morning back stretches, and when I do the "cat" part of the cat-cow stretch, everything starts to spin wildly. I closed my eyes and laid down, and it went away, but I felt "off" most of the rest of the day. I made a dr appt, and he said it was vertigo, and it happens sometimes, but it likely wasn't related to my fall (I did hit my head, but I was wearing a helmet, and the medics did a concussion check and said I looked ok).
But then...this morning...same thing...only the spinning sensation lasted longer this time.
Wondering if I need to make another doctors appointment...or just stop doing that one stretch.
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Hey speaking of concussions. I may have gotten one yesterday. Hit my head three times, and despite my hard hat's best efforts, I've had a headache for about 32 hours now. Went to our doctor. He wasn't in but nurse did the basics check and said I seemed OK at the moment. But I have to go back to them if the headache is still there tomorrow. I don't feel weird or off or anything, just a headache that will not stop.
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I'd recommend you stop banging your head.A_B wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 4:20 pm Hey speaking of concussions. I may have gotten one yesterday. Hit my head three times, and despite my hard hat's best efforts, I've had a headache for about 32 hours now. Went to our doctor. He wasn't in but nurse did the basics check and said I seemed OK at the moment. But I have to go back to them if the headache is still there tomorrow. I don't feel weird or off or anything, just a headache that will not stop.
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Yeah, where were you yesterday, counsel?The Sybian wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 4:21 pmI'd recommend you stop banging your head.A_B wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 4:20 pm Hey speaking of concussions. I may have gotten one yesterday. Hit my head three times, and despite my hard hat's best efforts, I've had a headache for about 32 hours now. Went to our doctor. He wasn't in but nurse did the basics check and said I seemed OK at the moment. But I have to go back to them if the headache is still there tomorrow. I don't feel weird or off or anything, just a headache that will not stop.
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Got the photos for the billboards though!
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Everything turned out ok. I did end up going into the doctor (first time was a virtual appt) and he said I had a "mild" concussion. Haven't had any lingering effects from it.MaxWebster wrote: Wed Aug 16, 2023 6:38 am Vertigo bump.
Dave how did this turn out (not sure i could find downthread if there was more to it)? i.e. did you ever find out whether this was indeed vertigo?
I'd never had it before ~10 days ago but holyfk i got it from doing situps (?) and then a few days later followed with the worst migraine of my life. went to the dr. since i thought my head was exploding and she reassured me that the 2 can be intimately related. everything was settling down late last week but this past weekend i got the vertigo again just rolling over in bed and now it's happening fairly often. freaks me out; like 5 seconds of being thrown in a washing machine.
DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 6:50 pm So....after getting hit by a car on Saturday (see the random thoughts thread), I've felt mostly ok...sore, with some bruises on my hip. But then yesterday morning, I'm doing my standard morning back stretches, and when I do the "cat" part of the cat-cow stretch, everything starts to spin wildly. I closed my eyes and laid down, and it went away, but I felt "off" most of the rest of the day. I made a dr appt, and he said it was vertigo, and it happens sometimes, but it likely wasn't related to my fall (I did hit my head, but I was wearing a helmet, and the medics did a concussion check and said I looked ok).
But then...this morning...same thing...only the spinning sensation lasted longer this time.
Wondering if I need to make another doctors appointment...or just stop doing that one stretch.
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Only dealt with concussions with the kids but there was no definitive “you have this level concussion” diagnosis or test. And they recommended not taking painkillers because it could make you feel better than you really are. I assume they told you that if they want you to monitor for a headache.
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Jeez, three of you with concussions! I hope you all feel better!
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yikes for the concussion but really glad to hear its been fine since.
(btw i went to PT for vertigo and the guy was amazing - 3 visits in a week and he fixed me up. Something called the Epley maneuver.)
(btw i went to PT for vertigo and the guy was amazing - 3 visits in a week and he fixed me up. Something called the Epley maneuver.)
DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 5:14 pmEverything turned out ok. I did end up going into the doctor (first time was a virtual appt) and he said I had a "mild" concussion. Haven't had any lingering effects from it.MaxWebster wrote: Wed Aug 16, 2023 6:38 am Vertigo bump.
Dave how did this turn out (not sure i could find downthread if there was more to it)? i.e. did you ever find out whether this was indeed vertigo?
I'd never had it before ~10 days ago but holyfk i got it from doing situps (?) and then a few days later followed with the worst migraine of my life. went to the dr. since i thought my head was exploding and she reassured me that the 2 can be intimately related. everything was settling down late last week but this past weekend i got the vertigo again just rolling over in bed and now it's happening fairly often. freaks me out; like 5 seconds of being thrown in a washing machine.
DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 6:50 pm So....after getting hit by a car on Saturday (see the random thoughts thread), I've felt mostly ok...sore, with some bruises on my hip. But then yesterday morning, I'm doing my standard morning back stretches, and when I do the "cat" part of the cat-cow stretch, everything starts to spin wildly. I closed my eyes and laid down, and it went away, but I felt "off" most of the rest of the day. I made a dr appt, and he said it was vertigo, and it happens sometimes, but it likely wasn't related to my fall (I did hit my head, but I was wearing a helmet, and the medics did a concussion check and said I looked ok).
But then...this morning...same thing...only the spinning sensation lasted longer this time.
Wondering if I need to make another doctors appointment...or just stop doing that one stretch.