rass wrote:Non-comprehensive list of nicknames given to people who work in my office complex (active):
Hulk Hands
I had this one wrong. It should have been "Hulk Smash", because he is a grown ass man who regularly wears a bright green t-shirt with the front depicting the Hulk's torso.
Today he walked in wearing a Minion themed t-shirt with the message "Monday Again?" printed on the front...
rass wrote:Non-comprehensive list of nicknames given to people who work in my office complex (active):
Hulk Hands
I had this one wrong. It should have been "Hulk Smash", because he is a grown ass man who regularly wears a bright green t-shirt with the front depicting the Hulk's torso.
Today he walked in wearing a Minion themed t-shirt with the message "Monday Again?" printed on the front...
rass wrote:Non-comprehensive list of nicknames given to people who work in my office complex (active):
Hulk Hands
I had this one wrong. It should have been "Hulk Smash", because he is a grown ass man who regularly wears a bright green t-shirt with the front depicting the Hulk's torso.
Today he walked in wearing a Minion themed t-shirt with the message "Monday Again?" printed on the front...
He has to be an IT guy.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
rass wrote:Non-comprehensive list of nicknames given to people who work in my office complex (active):
Hulk Hands
I had this one wrong. It should have been "Hulk Smash", because he is a grown ass man who regularly wears a bright green t-shirt with the front depicting the Hulk's torso.
Today he walked in wearing a Minion themed t-shirt with the message "Monday Again?" printed on the front...
#hero
Another update.
I'm pretty sure he had been driving a brownish, vaguely Ford-ish sedan. Today he has a white Camaro convertible.
So let's settle this once and for all. If you're just peeing and you don't get pee on your hands, wash or not. I can't guarantee this but I assume the process of washing is probably less santitary than actually peeing.
brian wrote:So let's settle this once and for all. If you're just peeing and you don't get pee on your hands, wash or not. I can't guarantee this but I assume the process of washing is probably less santitary than actually peeing.
Personally, I think one should always wash hands after peeing. With no knowledge to back me up, I'm going to disagree with your last sentence.
Your hands spend the day exposed to all kinds of filth. They grasp doorknobs, hammer on keyboards, touch all kinds of surfaces, handle all manner of objects, if you are old school thumbs through ink-stained newspapers and magazines, and contact the dirty hands of other people. All the while, your little pee-pee sits ensconced snugly caressed by a clean cotton barrier, beneath an even thicker bulwark from the filthy outside world. No cleaner place to encounter a dirty, dangerous world
You should wash your hands before you relieve yourself, not after.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
howard wrote:Your hands spend the day exposed to all kinds of filth. They grasp doorknobs, hammer on keyboards, touch all kinds of surfaces, handle all manner of objects, if you are old school thumbs through ink-stained newspapers and magazines, and contact the dirty hands of other people. All the while, your little pee-pee sits ensconced snugly caressed by a clean cotton barrier, beneath an even thicker bulwark from the filthy outside world. No cleaner place to encounter a dirty, dangerous world
You should wash your hands before you relieve yourself, not after.
Same applies to washing before an episode of explosive Taco Bell shits and not after I assume?
Great. Have a good weekend guys.
(I rarely wash my hands before or after I take a leak. Do other people get all hands on with their dick anyway? Unzip, grab your skivies, flop the bad boy out, do your biz, grab your skivies, reign the dragon back in, and zip up. Who is getting enough hand to dick contact during a simple piss break to warrant needing the had wash?)
Johnny Carwash wrote:I always wash, but I think it's 90% about preventing someone who saw you from gossiping that you're a non-washer moreso than actual hygiene.
This.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
I'm not militantly pro wash or anti wash but I know people who are. On both sides. My grandfather famously said one time when someone mocked him for not washing by saying "In the Army they thought us to always wash our hands after going to the bathroom" he replied "In the Navy they taught us to not piss on ourselves".
mister d wrote:In a "communicable illness" kinda way or a "crazy fucking Wednesday" kinda way?
I don't know. She left. She doesn't strike me as a "crazy fucking Wednesday" girl, nor as someone who would have the morning sickness at this point in her life.
The receptionist is bleaching the sink.
I'm afraid to touch anything not currently in my office.
Yeah, your all mileages might vary but the public restrooms at our office in St. Louis are every bit as clean as the ones at my house. We only have like 60 employees, but if worse came to worse I wouldn't have any qualms barfing there.
Such a disheartening feeling when you're caught in a bowel-clenching moment and notice the bathroom is occupied at the same time the desk of the guy who takes 45-minute shits is also unoccupied.
P.D.X. wrote:Such a disheartening feeling when you're caught in a bowel-clenching moment and notice the bathroom is occupied at the same time the desk of the guy who takes 45-minute shits is also unoccupied.
You only have one?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
PDX's office must skew young. Rule of thumb is that any single-person bathroom should always be assumed to be occupied by a 60-year-old who will be in there for the better part of an hour.
(e: Sorry for the ageism.)
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P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
P.D.X. wrote:Such a disheartening feeling when you're caught in a bowel-clenching moment and notice the bathroom is occupied at the same time the desk of the guy who takes 45-minute shits is also unoccupied.
Johnny Carwash wrote:PDX's office must skew young. Rule of thumb is that any single-person bathroom should always be assumed to be occupied by a 60-year-old who will be in there for the better part of an hour.
(e: Sorry for the ageism.)
True. But also a small enough office to where I know everyone's habits.
Johnny Carwash wrote:PDX's office must skew young. Rule of thumb is that any single-person bathroom should always be assumed to be occupied by a 60-year-old who will be in there for the better part of an hour.
(e: Sorry for the ageism.)
Well, because I know you're all wondering now, I'll note that I'm 56, regular as a clock, and quick in the shitter!
Johnny Carwash wrote:PDX's office must skew young. Rule of thumb is that any single-person bathroom should always be assumed to be occupied by a 60-year-old who will be in there for the better part of an hour.
(e: Sorry for the ageism.)
Well, because I know you're all wondering now, I'll note that I'm 56, regular as a clock, and quick in the shitter!
Funny you should mention not refilling the coffee, as I had this conversation literally two minutes ago with a co-worker in the pantry. I once active-aggressively asked a clown who works on the opposite side of the building what good reason he could have possibly had for leaving without starting a new pot.
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