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Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed May 30, 2018 1:46 pm

I just don't understand this world anymore...

Dr. Sandra Lee, a.k.a. Dr. Pimple Popper, on the Appeal of Blackhead Videos

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:57 am

Pruitt wrote: Wed May 30, 2018 1:46 pm I just don't understand this world anymore...

Dr. Sandra Lee, a.k.a. Dr. Pimple Popper, on the Appeal of Blackhead Videos

I had a girlfriend who loved doing that.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:00 pm

Canada: anguished drivers say plane to blame for poo that fell from sky

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:22 pm

Boscawen man faces DWI, drug, stolen car charges after arrests in afternoon, then next morning

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:49 pm

Scarlett Johansson to star in 'Rub & Tug' about Pittsburgh massage parlor boss

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:32 pm

‘Psychic’ Octopus That Correctly Predicted Japan’s World Cup Results Is Killed and Sold for Food

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:44 pm

Rio police poised to arrest plastic surgeon 'Dr Bumbum'

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:33 pm

Naked man arrested at Planet Fitness says he thought gym was a 'judgment-free zone'

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:35 pm

Ghana MPs giggle over 'Wise Vagina' village name

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:57 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:33 pm Naked man arrested at Planet Fitness says he thought gym was a 'judgment-free zone'

This feels like a Will Ferrel SNL skit.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:01 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:57 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:33 pm Naked man arrested at Planet Fitness says he thought gym was a 'judgment-free zone'
This feels like a Will Ferrel SNL skit.

I don't think so, because I thought it was funny.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:00 pm

Whoa there.

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:24 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:01 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:57 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:33 pm Naked man arrested at Planet Fitness says he thought gym was a 'judgment-free zone'
This feels like a Will Ferrel SNL skit.
I don't think so, because I thought it was funny.

Gold star!

Post by **brian** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:31 pm

Who the fuck doesn’t like Will Ferrell in SNL?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:37 pm

brian wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:31 pm Who the fuck doesn’t like Will Ferrell in SNL?

Whether you do or don't, it was a pretty good burn.

Too bad Will Ferrell doesn't come to the Swamp, so the burn just goes up into the ether.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:22 pm

http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/ramen-n ... in-georgia

Imagine trying to unload this stuff....25 cents at a time

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:17 am

Rex wrote: Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:22 pm http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/ramen-n ... in-georgia

Imagine trying to unload this stuff....25 cents at a time

Sounds like a Andy Samberg SNL mob skit

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:02 pm

Ryanair: 'Tinkerbell' thrown off flight at Stansted

One passenger on the plane tweeted to say his flight had not yet taken off because of "a man dressed as Tinkerbell".

He later said armed police had turned up and "one officer has adjusted the man's wings".

"Meanwhile, the man dressed as Bob the Builder has been exceptionally well behaved," he added.

Post by **brian** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:01 pm

Honestly I just assumed something like that happened on every Ryanair flight. Greyhound customers are about 10x more dignified and behaved.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:52 pm

Unfortunately a fake chyron. If only the NY Post had a TV show...

For JLo, someone doctored a screenshot of Nicole Wallace on MSNBC to add a chyron saying "Trump worried about Pecker Leaking."

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:45 am

Novelist who wrote about ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ charged with murdering her husband

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:52 pm

Fareed Zakaria in the Washington Post

I wanted to understand Europe’s populism. So I talked to Bono.

I stopped listening to Bono about 30 years ago - but gee, wonder why we liberals in the west didn't see populism coming?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:42 am

British woman in Tenerife found with turtle in vagina after night out partying

The 26-year-old, who went to an emergency room complaining of pain in her genital area, has no memory of what could have happened

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:10 am

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:27 am

Glad you didn’t go with my boy Dry Bones.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:42 am

Goats addicted to human urine airlifted out of national park

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:50 pm

Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with chainsaw

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:05 pm

sancarlos wrote: Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:50 pm Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with chainsaw

Please tell me someone has video!

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:23 pm

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:42 pm

Joachim Ronneberg: Norwegian who thwarted Nazi nuclear plan dies

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45938874

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:25 pm

Baloney wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:42 pm Joachim Ronneberg: Norwegian who thwarted Nazi nuclear plan dies

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45938874

Wow!

God bless this man.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:31 pm

Las Vegas Sportscaster Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating At Bar, Says He Was Scratching A Rash

Post by **brian** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:33 pm

Yeah, that one was hilarious. And he was in a dirtbag bar in North Las Vegas too, which is also weird. Who the hell gets busted jerking off at 9 a.m. in the morning in a bar when they're not drinking.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:47 pm

Cocaine's a helluva drug?

:shrug emoji:

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:24 pm

From the Guardian...

Don't look back in anger: did Britpop cause Brexit?

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:00 pm

Knicks Basketball Card Shows Menendez Brothers Sitting Courtside After Killing Parents

My sister alerted me to this random story to tell me that my mom found two in my dad's collection.

Fingers crossed these fetch money on eBay.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:57 pm

Johnnie wrote: Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:00 pm Shows Menendez Brothers Sitting Courtside After Killing Parents

My sister alerted me to this random story to tell me that my mom found two in my dad's collection.

Fingers crossed these fetch money on eBay.

Is that why he's not in the Hall of Fame?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:01 pm

90% sure I have one in a box in my attic.

e: The card, not a Menendez brother.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:30 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:01 pm 90% sure I have one in a box in my attic.

e: The card, not a Menendez brother.

Excellent.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:00 pm

Two nuns allegedly embezzle $500,000 from Catholic school for gambling, trips to casinos

The two nuns showed remorse, and the archdiocese and the church are not pursuing criminal charges.