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Sabo wrote:If you really want it, I'll serve as an intermediary for you.
Oh, that's ok. I've been in Germany 5 days and that much money will be spent getting my 'MURICAN vehicle German-fied. I have a very, very bad feeling about how much crap & $$$ I will have to involve myself with over the next couple weeks.
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Bravo, Kranepool!
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He may have said that, but it's not very credible. He shot pretty much everyone.
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DC47 wrote:He may have said that, but it's not very credible. He shot pretty much everyone.

Word. My favorites are the posts that have a quote by one person, a picture of another, and the quote being attributed to a third and entirely incorrect person. Like if Stalin's quote above was attributed to Chairman Mao.
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That looks like a bad day. Is there a story behind that? Or should I chalk it up to "fireworks accident"?
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Kranepool: What, or who, is that?
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Leave this one to a professional.

It's broken.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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(I'm no radiologist, but it looks like something blew up in his hand. I think Johnnie scores the point.)
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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howard wrote:Leave this one to a professional.

It's broken.
That'll be $50,000.

(it's just a Darwinian image I came across today, appropriate for the holiday)

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Stopped for lunch at a hot dog stand a couple days ago. This was the hot sauce they had on the table.

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Laughed entirely too much at this.

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kranepool wrote:Laughed entirely too much at this.

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That's a goot one!
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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The tears are streaming down my cheeks!

Where do I find more such hilarity?
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Pruitt wrote:
The tears are streaming down my cheeks!

Where do I find more such hilarity?
http://www.reddit.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There's a subreddit for everything.
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I rode the London Underground quite a bit just a few days ago, but sadly saw no graffiti schlongs.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Johnnie wrote:
Pruitt wrote:
The tears are streaming down my cheeks!

Where do I find more such hilarity?
http://www.reddit.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There's a subreddit for everything.
You're not kidding.
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Good ol' YVR.

These two pics are definitely NSFW.

Walking the dogs along a public beach in Burnaby, just outside of Vancouver, I came across this young lady. A 20-year old, or so, Chinese girl, appeared to be a college student, that decided to catch some rays in her nether regions.

That is not by any stretch of the imagination a "clothing optional" beach. Not at all. Very much a "family" sort of park . . . which makes her stark naked presence particularly odd. Welcome, sure, of course, but very out of place.

So, yeah, of course I used the phone's camera. Why the hell not? I'll post links instead of the pics. Just in case.

One photo

Another photo
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Scottie wrote:Good ol' YVR.

These two pics are definitely NSFW.

Walking the dogs along a public beach in Burnaby, just outside of Vancouver, I came across this young lady. A 20-year old, or so, Chinese girl, appeared to be a college student, that decided to catch some rays in her nether regions.

That is not by any stretch of the imagination a "clothing optional" beach. Not at all. Very much a "family" sort of park . . . which makes her stark naked presence particularly odd. Welcome, sure, of course, but very out of place.

So, yeah, of course I used the phone's camera. Why the hell not? I'll post links instead of the pics. Just in case.

One photo

Another photo

She is well groomed, so I'll allow it.
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Today's biggest news: The Nashville Predators have painted their ice yellow for the offseason. Naturally, it looks like a legion of dogs were left unattended on it.
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That looks like something Charlie Finley would do.
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HDO45331 wrote:That looks like something Charlie Finley would do.
...or R. Kelly.
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Terrell Suggs at the ESPYs last night. He's tough to spot...

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Denis wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:That looks like something Charlie Finley would do.
...or R. Kelly.
Yikes. Don't let Gary Bettman see that; the entire NHL will be Day-Glo.
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With apologies to Keg...

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Mike Tomlin walks into an Etna bar, buys two six packs and a rounds of drinks for the entire bar, and then takes this picture with a fan draped all over him. I love that guy. I still think it's weird that you can only buy 6 packs at bars in Pittsburgh.

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Stupid Pennsylvania liquor laws.
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Icepenis wrote:Stupid Pennsylvania liquor laws.
Is it the whole state? I thought it was just Pittsburgh.
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Jerloma wrote:
Icepenis wrote:Stupid Pennsylvania liquor laws.
Is it the whole state? I thought it was just Pittsburgh.

Nope. Whole state. If Pittsburgh could it would probably put beer in the water fountains.
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Don't they have the only buy beer by the case thing as well?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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