The Swamp

Pie

Miss Meat Pie Pageant

Part of the Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival festivities.

Miss Meat Pie Pageant

Part of the Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival festivities.

I had pie for breakfast. ;)

I used to say pie. Now, I say cake.

hahahahaha @Grover.

I love that book.

I clicked on the link. The writing is great.


Doggie is great for the smaller pened because it gets 'em about as deep as they're gonna get. Take advantage of the sublime oral skills he's (hopefully) developed along the way by varying thrusts with oral.

I love that so much.

So this happened and triggered a bunch of outrage:



I can't stop laughing. I like PhillyD's take.

white males got triggered? stunning

Awful Announcing is featuring some of the worst takes on the NFL season.

http://thecomeback.com/freezingcoldtake ... eason.html

I hate Colin Cowherd so much...

The hashtag #NiggerNavy took off.

I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often. That b and that n are close.

Rex wrote:I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often. That b and that n are close.

I don't think her choice of men automatically makes her a b.

You would know what a b is like

One of those #NiggerNavy posts popped up on my thread, I missed the original. Figured Ensign Billy was fucking with me.

Jack Lemmon was the best.

Same! I also do it with "Jew" and "You"

"drugs" and "love" here.

NIce AB.

At this point, I have no control over it. And then I start giggling. And then share with w/ Jen who long ago lost any amusement from it.

The Elton John/Kiki Dee song - it is immediately "Don't Go Breaking my Fart" every time it comes on.

I replace girl with squirrel and my wife hates me every time.

Giff wrote:I replace girl with squirrel and my wife hates me every time.

Nice.

I also replace alone with gnome. Doesn't come up a lot, but the Heart (fart) song "How Can I Get You Alone?" is a way more fun "how can I get you a gnome?" to me.

"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.

And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."

So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."

I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.

Pruitt wrote:"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.

And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."

So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."

I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.

Canary in a coma

EnochRoot wrote:

Pruitt wrote:"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.

And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."

So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."

I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.

Canary in a coma

We are spirits who look like Milton Berle.

Anything that rhymes with Dave or David. And I always add an "e" to the word "pub" and that's never not funny.

Is the DoD thinking of anyone in particular?

That's great.

brian wrote:https://twitter.com/HalfOnionInABag

On a related note, there's a Chrome add-on that replies "Shut the hell up Donny" any time the cheeto sends out one of his "well thought out" responses to news or criticisms.

Evidently, he was basically live-tweeting the Today show this morning.