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Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:23 pm
by govmentchedda
Pie

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:32 pm
by Pruitt
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Miss Meat Pie Pageant

Part of the Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival festivities.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:32 pm
by Pruitt
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Miss Meat Pie Pageant

Part of the Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival festivities.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:49 pm
by Giff
I had pie for breakfast. ;)

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 5:30 pm
by sancarlos
I used to say pie. Now, I say cake.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:32 pm
by rass
hahahahaha @Grover.

I love that book.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:45 pm
by Brontoburglar

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:19 pm
by The Sybian
I clicked on the link. The writing is great.


Doggie is great for the smaller pened because it gets 'em about as deep as they're gonna get. Take advantage of the sublime oral skills he's (hopefully) developed along the way by varying thrusts with oral.

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Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:29 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:51 pm
by govmentchedda
I love that so much.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 5:58 pm
by Johnnie
So this happened and triggered a bunch of outrage:



I can't stop laughing. I like PhillyD's take.


Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:47 am
by Brontoburglar
white males got triggered? stunning

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:49 pm
by Pruitt
Awful Announcing is featuring some of the worst takes on the NFL season.

http://thecomeback.com/freezingcoldtake ... eason.html

I hate Colin Cowherd so much...





Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:41 am
by Johnnie

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:18 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:06 am
by Johnnie
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The hashtag #NiggerNavy took off.






Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:20 am
by Rex
I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often. That b and that n are close.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:23 am
by A_B
Rex wrote:I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often. That b and that n are close.
I don't think her choice of men automatically makes her a b.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:27 am
by Rex
You would know what a b is like

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:01 pm
by howard
One of those #NiggerNavy posts popped up on my thread, I missed the original. Figured Ensign Billy was fucking with me.










Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:12 pm
by Sabo
Jack Lemmon was the best.


Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:47 am
by Johnnie

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:36 am
by Ryan


Same! I also do it with "Jew" and "You"

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:39 am
by A_B
"drugs" and "love" here.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:42 am
by tennbengal
NIce AB.

At this point, I have no control over it. And then I start giggling. And then share with w/ Jen who long ago lost any amusement from it.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:08 am
by tennbengal
The Elton John/Kiki Dee song - it is immediately "Don't Go Breaking my Fart" every time it comes on.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:24 am
by Giff
I replace girl with squirrel and my wife hates me every time.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:32 am
by tennbengal
Giff wrote:I replace girl with squirrel and my wife hates me every time.
Nice.

I also replace alone with gnome. Doesn't come up a lot, but the Heart (fart) song "How Can I Get You Alone?" is a way more fun "how can I get you a gnome?" to me.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:36 am
by Pruitt
"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.

And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."

So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."

I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:38 am
by EnochRoot
Pruitt wrote:"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.

And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."

So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."

I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.
Canary in a coma

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:24 pm
by Pruitt
EnochRoot wrote:
Pruitt wrote:"Fart" and "heart" has been happening for over 40 years in my mind.

And "gay" for "day" or "say." "Jew" very often gets substituted for "you."

So many more - my mind does a Rude Al Yankovich for just about every pop song that I don't like.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me," a classic. "In The Air Tonight" is "In Your Hair Tonight," "Say You, Say Me," will always be "Hey You, Blow Me." The Heart song mentioned above becomes "How Can I Get Your Big Bone."

I got a million... sometimes I wish I could stop.
Canary in a coma
We are spirits who look like Milton Berle.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:30 pm
by mister d
Anything that rhymes with Dave or David. And I always add an "e" to the word "pub" and that's never not funny.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:40 am
by Pruitt

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:09 am
by rass

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:27 pm
by Johnnie

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:22 am
by Steve of phpBB
Is the DoD thinking of anyone in particular?


Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:51 am
by sancarlos
That's great.

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Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:51 pm
by brian

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:59 pm
by Rush2112
On a related note, there's a Chrome add-on that replies "Shut the hell up Donny" any time the cheeto sends out one of his "well thought out" responses to news or criticisms.

Evidently, he was basically live-tweeting the Today show this morning.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:45 pm
by rass