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Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:17 am
by Johnnie
Denver Post posts a photo of sad Tebow in the parking lot on their Facebook page. The comments are hilarious.

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Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 6:55 am
by Gunpowder
Tebow-talk makes me want to slap people.

There's a proven winner, a third-string QB who, in the 2011 season, took over behind center and even led his team to a home playoff win against an NFC North team. And he's available for very little right now. But....no team will give up a late-round pick for TJ Yates!

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 8:38 am
by devilfluff
bfj wrote:Ravens bring back Bryant McKinnie to play LT. No details yet. This makes me happy. He handled Freeney, Mathis, Dumervil and Von Miller in the post season games last year.
Local kid made good. Did you know his nickname is "Bubbles"? Wanna guess why?

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 11:42 am
by sancarlos
devilfluff wrote:
bfj wrote:Ravens bring back Bryant McKinnie to play LT. No details yet. This makes me happy. He handled Freeney, Mathis, Dumervil and Von Miller in the post season games last year.
Local kid made good. Did you know his nickname is "Bubbles"? Wanna guess why?
He farts in the bathtub?

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 11:57 am
by devilfluff
sancarlos wrote:
devilfluff wrote:
bfj wrote:Ravens bring back Bryant McKinnie to play LT. No details yet. This makes me happy. He handled Freeney, Mathis, Dumervil and Von Miller in the post season games last year.
Local kid made good. Did you know his nickname is "Bubbles"? Wanna guess why?
He farts in the bathtub?
Maybe...

But mostly because its a poorly hidden secret that he is a member of Jason Collins fraternity.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:12 am
by sancarlos
Chris Kluwe released by the Vikings, so he'll be a free agent. If he doesn't get another job, the league will have just gotten a bit less interesting.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:20 am
by Gunpowder
And less annoying.

He's not really that good at punting anymore. I don't see many markets for his services. Oakland lost whats-his-name but they have another guy in the wings with a crazy strong leg.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:19 pm
by kranepool
Titus Young arrested. Twice. In 15 hours.

http://feedly.com/k/10nWWAe" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 9:10 am
by brian
kranepool wrote:Titus Young arrested. Twice. In 15 hours.

http://feedly.com/k/10nWWAe" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Heh, I just coming here to post that. Not smart to emulate Charles Rogers' life path, kid.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 6:37 pm
by sancarlos
brian wrote:
kranepool wrote:Titus Young arrested. Twice. In 15 hours.

http://feedly.com/k/10nWWAe" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Heh, I just coming here to post that. Not smart to emulate Charles Rogers' life path, kid.
And, now, a third time...

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:51 am
by kranepool
Titus Young hasn't been arrested in over 53 hours.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:17 pm
by bfj
bfj wrote:Apparently, the Ravens are in the running to sign Rolando McLain. If the deal is affordable, is there a downside? If he flakes out again, they can just release him.
Aaaaaaaand scene. McLain retires at age 23. Now he can run for mayor of Decatur.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:22 pm
by Scottie

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:38 pm
by kranepool
He'll probably end up leading the league in rushing TDs.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:06 pm
by Johnnie
This would make sense seeing as how I would post the Sad Tebow pic in this thread.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:09 pm
by The Sybian

Good thing the Jets never gave him a playbook.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:30 pm
by bfj
The SUPER BOWL CHAMPION BALTIMORE RAVENS will release FB Vonta Leach tomorrow. That's 9 starters gone from last year's team.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:36 am
by A_B
I'll bet anyone a dollar he lines up at Chris Cooley Type Hybrid TE before the season is out.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:40 am
by Pruitt
kranepool wrote:He'll probably end up leading the league in rushing TDs.
Or he'll be cut before the season.

Not a Tebow fan and I hate the Patriots, but something tells me that the Pats brain trust already has a well-devised scheme as to how they are going to use Tebow.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:55 am
by Jerloma
Think he realizes he's in the gayest state ever now?

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:20 pm
by kranepool
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Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:46 pm
by sancarlos
Ahmad Bradshaw to Indy.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:37 pm
by Rush2112

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:55 pm
by sancarlos
I'm kind of bummed that the Broncos cut Willis McGahee. Not sure the young guys (Knowshon Moreno, Ronnie Hillman, Montee Ball) are up to the needed pass-blocking skill to ensure that Peyton's head stays connected to his body.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:32 am
by rass
Kraft also said Tebow sets a good example in an increasingly "isolating" modern world.

"In this age of technology, where people are isolating themselves and going to their little instruments and spending hours of not interfacing with people, people who respect tradition, religion, spirituality, I think we need more of that in America today," Kraft said.
hahahahahahahahaha

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:58 pm
by brian
Aaron Hernandez -- murderer?

(And if a Patriot actually does commit a murder, would the intertubes explode?)

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:27 pm
by The Sybian
brian wrote:Aaron Hernandez -- murderer?

(And if a Patriot actually does commit a murder, would the intertubes explode?)

That'd open up a spot for Teebs. G-d works in mysterious ways.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:06 am
by rass

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:48 am
by rass

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:39 am
by A_B
It all ends ok when he gets to vegas where his daughter is after the plane crashes, though.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:44 am
by rass
Given thread proximity and the prior reports of his predilections, I'm going to suggest Mark Sanchez for the role played by Buscemi.

Re: NFL Free Agency

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:25 am
by The Sybian

I hate these Vines. I want to see the entire video, damnit. Some of those girls were smoking! Especially the one who was smoking. Just sucks that an athlete can't have fun without some idiot filming it and posting online.