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Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:18 am**

Kids YouTube Star Blippi “Regrets” The Viral Video In Which He Poops All Over His Friend

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:46 am**

sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:00 pm Two nuns allegedly embezzle $500,000 from Catholic school for gambling, trips to casinos

The two nuns showed remorse, and the archdiocese and the church are not pursuing criminal charges.

Isn't this the plot of sister act 9?

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:27 am**

+1 solid zing wlu

Posted: **Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:18 am**

For $5,000 You Can Hunt Bigfoot With Jose Canseco

Posted: **Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:15 pm**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:18 am For $5,000 You Can Hunt Bigfoot With Jose Canseco

I'd rather pay $20,000 to hunt Jose Canseco with Bigfoot.

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:15 am**

The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:15 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:18 am For $5,000 You Can Hunt Bigfoot With Jose Canseco
I'd rather pay $20,000 to hunt Jose Canseco with Bigfoot.

GOLD, JERRY!

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2019 10:50 am**

40K pounds of broccoli spills off I-75 in Georgia; no looting reported

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:00 am**

In Portland they would have had to send riot police.

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:03 am**

For those who don;t follow the Canadian politics thread...

Gerald Butts was Justin Trudeau's right hand man. He took the fall over a growing scandal and resigned yesterday which prompted the following headline...

The hole that Gerry Butts leaves behind

Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:45 am**

See water flowing over Lake Berryessa's Glory Hole

Posted: **Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:32 am**

Breakdancing at 2024 Olympics 'a hammer blow' for squash lovers, says top athlete

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:10 pm**

Not quite a headline, but this might be the perfect sentence to elicit a "Fuck You" from my introvert impulses:

The author of “The Happiness Project” isn’t just Type A — she’s Type A plus, and she wants to tell you how to live.

edit: Yeah, fuck you.

Rubin, 53, is a former editor in chief of the Yale Law Journal and clerk for Supreme Court Justice Sandra O’Connnor. But after only a few years, she quit the law with zero remorse and became a thought leader on inner growth. Rubin lives in a sumptuous Upper East Side triplex, with her husband, Jamie, a private equity fund manager; a daughter (with another in college); and a cockapoo.

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2019 5:59 am**

Scientists Played Music to Cheese as It Aged. Hip-Hop Produced the Funkiest Flavor

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:34 pm**

Man insists boss’s flatulence ‘was a form of bullying’ — and is suing for $1.2 million

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:40 pm**

For decades, Garfield telephones kept washing ashore in France. Now the mystery has been solved.

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:47 pm**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:40 pm For decades, Garfield telephones kept washing ashore in France. Now the mystery has been solved.

That's the best story I've seen in months.

Posted: **Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:22 pm**

Man sues parents for throwing out porn collection

Sub-headline:

Father told 40-year-old ‘I did you a big favour’ by getting rid of US$29,000 library of films and magazines

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:33 pm**

Owners of ‘life-size’ Noah’s Ark to sue insurer for not covering flood damage

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:54 pm**

How HPV and a taboo sex act can lead to anal cancer

Actress Marcia Cross (“Desperate Housewives”) and her doctors revealed Wednesday that they believe her battle with anal cancer was caused by the same human papillomavirus (HPV) that led to her husband Tom Mahoney’s throat cancer.

This definitely puts a damper on #AssEatingSZN.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2019 3:58 pm**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:54 pm How HPV and a taboo sex act can lead to anal cancer

Actress Marcia Cross (“Desperate Housewives”) and her doctors revealed Wednesday that they believe her battle with anal cancer was caused by the same human papillomavirus (HPV) that led to her husband Tom Mahoney’s throat cancer.
This definitely puts a damper on #AssEatingSZN.

Cross has one piece of advice.

“Having woken up to its importance, I am now a big fan of the anus!” she tells People magazine.

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:00 am**

US man sues cryonics organisation to return his father's head

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:02 am**

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:05 am**

Still holds up!

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:40 am**

EdRomero wrote: ↑Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:02 am

Jimy Fucking Williams. Just the worst.

Posted: **Thu Jun 20, 2019 10:36 pm**

Police called it a Meth Fueled Attack Squirrel

Fucking Alabama. The two yokels interviewed at the end of the video are amazing, and make it easy to understand how Roy Moore can almost win a Senate seat despite decades of preying on 14 year old girls at the mall.

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:33 am**

Prince Charles points at things on the James Bond set – in pictures

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:33 pm**

Rescuers learn that the ‘exotic’ bird they found was actually a seagull covered in curry

Posted: **Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:04 pm**

Drug rug: Spanish police detain man with half a kilo of cocaine under his wig

I'll save you the effort of clicking the link:

Posted: **Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:56 pm**

Five Guys Arrested for Fight at Five Guys

Could have gone Florida Ohio thread

Posted: **Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:36 pm**

Child Lives Out Everybody’s Fantasy (sorry, that’s my headline)

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlant ... /969848772

Posted: **Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:18 am**

Judge rejects woman's guilty plea to being on meth because woman was on meth

Posted: **Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:48 am**

Posted: **Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:35 pm**

Man charged with DUI damaged sprinklers, flooded Concord booking room, say police

Posted: **Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:31 pm**

Woman bites camel's testicles to free herself at truck stop petting zoo

Posted: **Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:55 pm**

Passenger escorted off US flight after 80-pound 'emotional support' hog is disruptive

An 80-pound pig brought on to a US flight for “emotional support” was asked to leave after the animal squealed and defecated in the aisle of the plane...

Posted: **Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:41 am**

Blind father of 5 on trial for $2.74 bag of oyster crackers not scanned by Walmart robot

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:32 pm**

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:47 am**

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

Posted: **Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:19 am**

Woman's attraction to chandeliers not a sexual orientation, Ipso says

She also raised concerns about the accuracy of the newspaper’s reporting after the article referred to her being married to the chandelier. She pointed out she was in a relationship with the chandelier but not yet married to it.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:17 am**

A lot packed into this one:

N.J. professor accused of trying to torch cathedral dies by suicide after he’s among coronavirus jail releases

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