Brian needs validation from Jerloma like he needs...Jerloma wrote:Honestly, I found that whole brain surgery thing to be a bit sycophantic. It may have even knocked him down a couple slots.Johnny Hotcakes wrote:How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.
Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked
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Yeah, not the greatest ending to that night.brian wrote:Which your precious AB was a party to. Indirectly.brian wrote:Everyone be safe tonight. If anyone blows up downtown Las Vegas, then I might be in trouble. But I got a hotel room, so I won't be wrecking any cars tonight.
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brain surgery.rass wrote:Brian needs validation from Jerloma like he needs...Jerloma wrote:Honestly, I found that whole brain surgery thing to be a bit sycophantic. It may have even knocked him down a couple slots.Johnny Hotcakes wrote:How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.
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It seems to me that saving your life, protecting our country from terrorism, and posting immediately after brain surgery should trump my being guided and blessed by Our Savior Jesus Christ. But it's your list.
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That's the troika of success right there.DC47 wrote:It seems to me that saving your life, protecting our country from terrorism, and posting immediately after brain surgery should trump my being guided and blessed by Our Savior Jesus Christ. But it's your list.
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I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
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But kicking autism's ass. So you go up 5 spots.bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
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Not today. It's kicking the shit out of me today.BSF21 wrote:But kicking autism's ass. So you go up 5 spots.bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
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You are still bigger, fatter, and Jewier than me, so be proud, my friend.bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
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Yeah but...Ravens fan. That's a 10 spot deduction.BSF21 wrote:But kicking autism's ass. So you go up 5 spots.bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
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I'd still put you on my list. As I've said, I'm the bigger man.Jerloma wrote:Yeah but...Ravens fan. That's a 10 spot deduction.BSF21 wrote:But kicking autism's ass. So you go up 5 spots.bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
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But not Rass, fuck him.
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Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
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That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
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A: Because he couldn't drive after he sold all of his vans when he got a new job that allowed him to live a more satisfying and fulfilling life.
Ha!
Ha!
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rass is ranked way too low on this list. Then again, any list that does not include Johnny Carwash is invalid. That's the view from this lurker's window anyway.
Happy New Year, Swamp. I look forward to making 40, perhaps 50 posts here in 2015!
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BUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!rass wrote:A: Because he couldn't drive after he sold all of his vans when he got a new job that allowed him to live a more satisfying and fulfilling life.
Ha!
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Mayflower jokes stopped hurting after we stole your team and won our first title.AB_skin_test wrote:That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
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But the second incarnation of the Browns must be a joy to root for. With the number of starting QBs they have been through, how could it not be exciting?bfj wrote:Mayflower jokes stopped hurting after we stole your team and won our first title.AB_skin_test wrote:That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
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That would be '"starting QBs."'
Double quotation marks.
When people are ripping Stafford I think back to the long stretch where the Lions went through what the Browns are now enduring. The journeymen who have two good games and then flop, the high draft pick who is a disaster, the journeymen who have two good games and then flop, the high draft pick who is a disaster, the journeymen who ...
Matt Stafford -- not so bad.
Double quotation marks.
When people are ripping Stafford I think back to the long stretch where the Lions went through what the Browns are now enduring. The journeymen who have two good games and then flop, the high draft pick who is a disaster, the journeymen who have two good games and then flop, the high draft pick who is a disaster, the journeymen who ...
Matt Stafford -- not so bad.
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I was named to a top ten list three hours before I got a blowie from a Hungarian slut.
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With all due respect, fuck the Ravens forever.bfj wrote:Mayflower jokes stopped hurting after we stole your team and won our first title.AB_skin_test wrote:That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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With all due respect, eat a bag of dicks.Pruitt wrote:With all due respect, fuck the Ravens forever.bfj wrote:Mayflower jokes stopped hurting after we stole your team and won our first title.AB_skin_test wrote:That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
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Go easy on me - rumours are that Shanahan may be coaching the Bills next year.bfj wrote:With all due respect, eat a bag of dicks.Pruitt wrote:With all due respect, fuck the Ravens forever.bfj wrote:Mayflower jokes stopped hurting after we stole your team and won our first title.AB_skin_test wrote:That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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If you're a Bills fan, why the hatred for the Ravens?
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Pruitt, by either fate or masochism or some combination thereof, ended up a fan of the three most downtrodden NFL franchises.
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The short version of the sad story is that when I was a kid, my father and some of his buddies had Browns seasons tickets (they started going to Cleveland once a year when they were young married guys because the Bills were just an AFL team and the first time they wanted to go to an NFL game, the Lions were sold out). Went to my first game in Cleveland when I was 6 or 7 and then a couple of times a year for almost a full decade. Then my Dad decided that if we were going to do road trips to watch bad football, a day trip would be better than a full weekend. So we started going to Bills games in the late 70's.bfj wrote:If you're a Bills fan, why the hatred for the Ravens?
Still went to the occasional game in Cleveland, but watched the Bills suck for years before they slowly built to the great team that they were 20+ years ago.
In my heart of hearts, it's Bills #1, Browns #2.
And as bad as that is, it is comical to think that the alternative to being a Bills/Browns fan would have been being a Bills/Lions fan.
Doomed to a football life of agony...
And fuck Art Modell.
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bfj wrote:Mayflower jokes stopped hurting after we stole your team and won our first title.AB_skin_test wrote:That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
Touche!
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But fuck Bob Irsay forever.AB_skin_test wrote:bfj wrote:Mayflower jokes stopped hurting after we stole your team and won our first title.AB_skin_test wrote:That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
Touche!
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In my mind, the fact that Baltimore poached a team means that their fans can stop bellyaching about Irsay.bfj wrote:But fuck Bob Irsay forever.AB_skin_test wrote:bfj wrote:Mayflower jokes stopped hurting after we stole your team and won our first title.AB_skin_test wrote:That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
Touche!
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Forever this.Pruitt wrote:In my mind, the fact that Baltimore poached a team means that their fans can stop bellyaching about Irsay.bfj wrote:But fuck Bob Irsay forever.AB_skin_test wrote:bfj wrote:Mayflower jokes stopped hurting after we stole your team and won our first title.AB_skin_test wrote:That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
Touche!
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"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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But you can bitch about Modell? You got a new team in 3 years, kept your name/records/colors, got a brand new stadium and kept your long tradition of sucking intact.Pruitt wrote:In my mind, the fact that Baltimore poached a team means that their fans can stop bellyaching about Irsay.bfj wrote:But fuck Bob Irsay forever.AB_skin_test wrote:bfj wrote:Mayflower jokes stopped hurting after we stole your team and won our first title.AB_skin_test wrote:That's where the mayflower van was parked?rass wrote:Fuck off.
I have a joke for you!
Q: Why did the Ravens fan walk across the road?
Touche!
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The old Browns sucked, but had occasional bursts of decent play. And you guys got Ozzie Newsome and a Modell who decided to let football guys run his team. Remember, the original Modell is the only owner (I believe) who fired what will be two HOF coaches. (Paul Brown and Bill Belichick).bfj wrote: But you can bitch about Modell? You got a new team in 3 years, kept your name/records/colors, got a brand new stadium and kept your long tradition of sucking intact.
But your original point here is completely valid. Maybe we should bury the hatchet and talk about how much fun it is to watch the Bengals lose in the playoffs.
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You sure about that?bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
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Just going on a hunch.devilfluff wrote:You sure about that?bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
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We need a boxing style weigh in complete with stare down.bfj wrote:Just going on a hunch.devilfluff wrote:You sure about that?bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
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Nobody wants to stare at my fat, hairy mug!The Sybian wrote:We need a boxing style weigh in complete with stare down.bfj wrote:Just going on a hunch.devilfluff wrote:You sure about that?bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
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devilfluff wrote:Nobody wants to stare at my fat, hairy mug!The Sybian wrote:We need a boxing style weigh in complete with stare down.bfj wrote:Just going on a hunch.devilfluff wrote:You sure about that?bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
Don't worry, the cameras will be focused on your shirtless physiques.
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Just to stoke your fire. My physique was recently described as a pale, doughy pear.The Sybian wrote:devilfluff wrote:Nobody wants to stare at my fat, hairy mug!The Sybian wrote:We need a boxing style weigh in complete with stare down.bfj wrote:Just going on a hunch.devilfluff wrote:You sure about that?bfj wrote:I'm still the heaviest Swamper. Suck it.
Don't worry, the cameras will be focused on your shirtless physiques.
By me...
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devilfluff wrote: Just to stoke your fire. My physique was recently described as a pale, doughy pear.
By me...
It's all that beer you're drinking, mail it me.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?