The Swamp

By no means the worst thing we've heard of recently, but drinking, driving while texting, smacking his girlfriend...

Not the way to endear yourself to anyone.

http://deadspin.com/police-question-joh ... 1737035737

Especially when you are on thin ice already.

As for the Brady comments, I've done enough research on food to be delighted by it. (Shit, I posted a pic on my Instagram not too long ago cleaning my car battery with a can of coke and a rag.) I had a scrollgasm on Facebook when Crossfit shared his comments.

High fructose corn syrup and the Corn lobby are pure evil. Thanks, Nixon.

How are the Cardinals this good? How is my 2009 fantasy team doing these things?

Bubby Brister coming in, that can't be good....

John Fox sucks.

I have no idea how the Browns could have lost so, so many games through the years, yet still find new ways to blow games.

On top of McCown being garbage, and added to the anguish of some bizarre plays, Coach Pettine goes for a 2 pointer midway through the fourth with the Browns up by 4.

Hey guess what? They kick a PAT, they end up winning.

Got to switch between that and the looming trash fire in Buffalo. My god, what exactly does Rex Ryan do?

Oh good, it's five o'clock...

Rex wrote:How are the Cardinals this good? How is my 2009 fantasy team doing these things?

Carson Palmer remains Carson Palmer.

Can't decide if Fox, Caldwell or the refs were more incompetent in that Bears/Lions game.

brian wrote:Can't decide if Fox, Caldwell or the refs were more incompetent in that Bears/Lions game.

A triumvirate of terrible.

every week San Diego plays just good enough to lose at the goal line.

Sabo wrote:Since the Browns returned to the NFL in 1999, they've lost 21 games on the last play of the game.

And the crazy thing is that they were probably 21 different ways to lose.

DeAndre Hopkins is on pace for 139 receptions and 1,936 receiving yards that would threaten Shooter Harrison and Megatron's marks respectively. How did I not know this until just now?

Jesus, Chip Kelly might be stupider than Jim Caldwell.

L-Jam3 wrote:DeAndre Hopkins is on pace for 139 receptions and 1,936 receiving yards that would threaten Shooter Harrison and Megatron's marks respectively. How did I not know this until just now?

He's a vacuum. Catches everything.

But, he's second in receptions. Keenan Allen has 53 already.

L-Jam3 wrote:DeAndre Hopkins is on pace for 139 receptions and 1,936 receiving yards that would threaten Shooter Harrison and Megatron's marks respectively. How did I not know this until just now?

Cause he plays for the most vanilla franchise in sports whose only two wins are against crappy Florida teams?

Scary but I made almost this exact same observation to DSafe via text at about this same time during the Bears/Lions game on Sunday.