brian wrote:I have a friend who is a big-time drinker (Sabo actually knows him, as we all used to work together) who practiced reciting the alphabet backwards for years just so he could do it without thinking if ever called upon during a traffic stop.
This feels like a new #1 spot on the "Signs you have a drinking problem" list.
I think I taught myself that in 6th grade because I was bored.
"L, M, N, O, P" becomes "O, N, M, L, K" with the cadence and I chuckled because that's racist.
Also...
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
Meh. That's what happens when you quickly draw a clipping mask around someone's head so you can stick it on a different background. There's no "airbrushing" going on there.
The backwards alphabet, walking the straight line, following his finger with your eyes, touching your nose...
A cop told me once that none of those matter as far as whether or not you are getting arrested. They are just gatherings of evidence against you. Your BAC (or refusal to test) is what determines your possible arrest.
sancarlos wrote:The backwards alphabet, walking the straight line, following his finger with your eyes, touching your nose...
A cop told me once that none of those matter as far as whether or not you are getting arrested. They are just gatherings of evidence against you. Your BAC (or refusal to test) is what determines your possible arrest.
For alcohol, sure. He blew 0.0, so those tests become a bit more important aspects of evidence.
One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
brian wrote:https://twitter.com/Complex/status/897284178525515776
I want to party with Tiger.
I don't know how much of a party it'll be mixing 5 depressants/sleeping pills, but point taken. Dilaudid is supposed to be a better high than heroin, so Tiger ain't messing around here.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
(I don't really care enough any more to invest any emotional energy into it, but Tiger somehow recovering and winning one or two more majors in his 40s would be the golf story of the decade.)
brian wrote:(I don't really care enough any more to invest any emotional energy into it, but Tiger somehow recovering and winning one or two more majors in his 40s would be the golf story of the decade.)
It would be way bigger then the Golf Story of the decade.
And it ain't happening. He's over 40, with a really fucked up back.
brian wrote:(I don't really care enough any more to invest any emotional energy into it, but Tiger somehow recovering and winning one or two more majors in his 40s would be the golf story of the decade.)
It would be way bigger then the Golf Story of the decade.
And it ain't happening. He's over 40, with a really fucked up back.
For what it's worth, Davis Love III won a tour event at 51 after having the surgery that Tiger Had. Davis Love III is a hall of famer, but he was not Tiger Woods.
I know, me being optimistic about Tiger isn't surprising, but if he's truly pain-free I think he will have multiple wins over the next decade, hopefully with some majors thrown in.
One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
Sorry, the joke was that I couldn't name any big stories in golf in the last 7 years, but I wasn't thinking about Tiger's on-course downfall being this decade.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
I was leveraging his joke in an attempt to try to create wider scale confusion and also because you'd just said how sick you were of trolling. Also sorry.
A_B wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 2:54 pmand henceforth I imagine I’ll be Old …we…t spot AB.
brian wrote:If he asked me I'd golf with him, but I'm not sure he'd like the things I would have to say.
This, exactly. I respect the office of President enough that if the President - regardless of who it is - asked to speak to me directly, then I'd go. And if they don't like what I have to say, then so be it.
HaulCitgo wrote:-8. Did not see that coming. Would definitely pull for him to find some wins.
They're pretty cushy pins today, but he's holding his own against a lot of really good players. The weekend will tell if he is ready for four days of walking yet.
One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
2018 is actually the last year Tiger is exempted for the US Open. So he actually needs to play a good season (or win a major/players or be Top 10 in US open next year) to be good for 2019.
One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
A_B wrote:2018 is actually the last year Tiger is exempted for the US Open. So he actually needs to play a good season (or win a major/players or be Top 10 in US open next year) to be good for 2019.
Assuming he doesn't (but stays healthy) it would be awesome to see him go through qualifying for it though.
