Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Wild Things (1998) , Thursday, June 18, 9 PM ET

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:26 pm

For fuck's sake, this scene. Hard to convince me it was ironic.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:26 pm

Always had a hard time taking Dillon seriously after something about Mary. He was so good in that, his sort of authoritative voice sounds affected.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:26 pm

Hard to believe she was 26 or 27 when this came out instead of 17.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:27 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:24 pm Matt Damon perfectly cast as the presumably clean cut nice guy teacher who is banging students.

Dillon.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:28 pm

This guy is listening to Barry White because his black, see.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:28 pm

"handle my boat" is a euphemism for sex I never needed to hear.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:28 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:27 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:24 pm Matt Damon perfectly cast as the presumably clean cut nice guy teacher who is banging students.
Dillon.

Heh. didn't feel drunk yet.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:29 pm

Theresa Russell was definitely a sex-positive role model for her daughter.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:29 pm

That is some great casting (both appearance and personality) on the mom.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:29 pm

Good lord. This acting is absolutely terrible.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:29 pm

"He didn't have to kill himself, Kelly."

Chef's kiss.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:30 pm

Are there any movies where Denise Richards is better than this one?

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:30 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:29 pm "He didn't have to kill himself, Kelly."

Chef's kiss.

Truly perfect.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:31 pm

After he turned 50 there was never any way Robert Wagner could be cast as anything but a lawyer.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:31 pm

The unmentioned thing is it seems Sam Lombardo has had his dick in half the county.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:31 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:30 pm Are there any movies where Denise Richards is better than this one?

Starship Troopers probably, though I can't stomach the fascism these days (even if it was supposed to be over the top).

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:33 pm

"Write musical cues that coincide with a description of rape" must have been a neat ask for the composer.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:33 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:31 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:30 pm Are there any movies where Denise Richards is better than this one?
Starship Troopers probably, though I can't stomach the fascism these days (even if it was supposed to be over the top).

Johnny? Johnny Rico!

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:34 pm

Wow - the woman cop not believing her - a twist!!!

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:34 pm

Woman cop doesn't #BelieveAllWomen

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:35 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:34 pm Wow - the woman cop not believing her - a twist!!!

Maybe she's in the half of Blue Bay who hasn't been with Sam Lombardo.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:35 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:34 pm Wow - the woman cop not believing her - a twist!!!

Yeah, either cop pulling that is kinda problematic these days, but accurate to the time.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:36 pm

Don't think there's any first timers here which is a shame because if you were you're probably thinking, "Wait, why is Neve Campbell in this movie again?" right now.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:36 pm

BILL MURRAY!

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:38 pm

I need to know how many scripts where Bill Murray would star as a sleazy lawyer are not produced in the last two-plus decades just because they weren't good enough. I mean, he's tremendous and it seems like an obvious idea after this.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:38 pm

I like to think that Bill Murray's character was in large part inspired by Lionel Hutz.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:38 pm

Laughing at everything Bill Murray says here.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:39 pm

“You’re finished here Lombardo, take a hike!”

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:40 pm

"You're finished, [last name]" is never said outside of movies.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:41 pm

They broke the bank on the song licensing here.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:41 pm

Sam Lombardo is not a popular man in Blue Bay, FL these days.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:42 pm

Do raccoons and alligators live in the same habitat? Honest question?

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:44 pm

“ I don’t fuck my students “

He can put that on his business card.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:44 pm

As much of a treasure as Bill Murray is, he's basically been playing the same character since Rushmore. This was like a last glimpse before then.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:45 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:44 pm “ I don’t fuck my students “

He can put that on his business card.

Above "Educator of the Year".

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:45 pm

K's Choice on the soundtrack.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:46 pm

"Not An Addict" still a banger after 22 years btw.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:46 pm

I don't think playing this far against type really paid any dividends for Neve Campbell's career.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:48 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:46 pm I don't think playing this far against type really paid any dividends for Neve Campbell's career.

Nah, she was stereotyped as "high schooler" from all of her early projects, which evolved into star of the "Scream" franchise. Typecast from there.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:49 pm

Rolling up to court in a limo was so 20th century.