NFL Week 17

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A disputed fumble recovery was the right way for that to end.

McCarthy’s gonna make them snap twice. Bro you’re not the Eagles
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Rex wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:18 pm A disputed fumble recovery was the right way for that to end.

McCarthy’s gonna make them snap twice. Bro you’re not the Eagles
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rass wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:13 pm
bfj wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:10 pm Congrats AB and Pruitt. 19 years is a long time.
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Rex wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:18 pm A disputed fumble recovery was the right way for that to end.

McCarthy’s gonna make them snap twice. Bro you’re not the Eagles
You think Gallman only fumbled because he was in two minds on whether to go down or not and the ball slipped out? A normal play he just keeps running.

Also the Cowboys lost because they didn't challenge the Pettis catch on the previous drive.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:25 pm
rass wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:13 pm
bfj wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:10 pm Congrats AB and Pruitt. 19 years is a long time.
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And that was one gruesome loss.

Still, Bills put up 56 against a top defense (and destroy the Dolphins' hopes in the process) and finish 13-3.
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Browns go 11-5 and make the playoffs.

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meanwhile, Packers challenge the opening kickoff. Patterson steps out of bounds and touches ball. It's deemed a kick out of bounds and the Bears get the ball at the 40. I didn't know that was a rule.

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degenerasian wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:37 pm meanwhile, Packers challenge the opening kickoff. Patterson steps out of bounds and touches ball. It's deemed a kick out of bounds and the Bears get the ball at the 40. I didn't know that was a rule.
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rass wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:13 pm
bfj wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:10 pm Congrats AB and Pruitt. 19 years is a long time.
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I agree. I hope the world swallows both of your teams next week since that didn’t happen today.
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Murray limps off the field. Cards-Rams is now a former CFL QB versus an undrafted rookie for a playoff spot.
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degenerasian wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:37 pm meanwhile, Packers challenge the opening kickoff. Patterson steps out of bounds and touches ball. It's deemed a kick out of bounds and the Bears get the ball at the 40. I didn't know that was a rule.
That should have been overturned. Just a dumb risk taken by Patterson.
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bfj wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:44 pm
rass wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:13 pm
bfj wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:10 pm Congrats AB and Pruitt. 19 years is a long time.
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I agree. I hope the world swallows both of your teams next week since that didn’t happen today.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:45 pm
degenerasian wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:37 pm meanwhile, Packers challenge the opening kickoff. Patterson steps out of bounds and touches ball. It's deemed a kick out of bounds and the Bears get the ball at the 40. I didn't know that was a rule.
That should have been overturned. Just a dumb risk taken by Patterson.
I feel like this has happened before and it was the packers that did it. Randall Cobb?

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Darius Leonard just killed a guy
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Cardinals backup with a late contender for worst pass of the year.
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Remember: Phil Rivers will break your heart.
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Rex wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:37 pm Remember: Phil Rivers will break your heart.
Yup
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That punt by Kingsbury one of the worst I’ve ever seen.
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Jonathan Taylor doesn't have time for Rivers' nonsense.
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brian wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:07 pm That punt by Kingsbury one of the worst I’ve ever seen.
Well he’s a coach not a punter Brian.
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A_B wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:14 pm
brian wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:07 pm That punt by Kingsbury one of the worst I’ve ever seen.
Well he’s a coach not a punter Brian.
He might as well worn a “TANKING” sign on his chest.
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Whole bunch of coaches going to get canned tomorrow.

Vic Fangio has to be one of them. Calls back to back timeouts with 24 seconds left and the Raiders "setting" up for a 2 point attempt to win the game.

"Setting" up because the Raiders looked unsure at first whether to go for two or go for the tie. Time out Denver.

Then Vegas had the wrong players sent in and Carr is looking around wondering why his best receiver just left the field.

Vegas had no time outs and were so messed up that if Fangio didn't call the 2nd time out, they probably wouldn't have got the 2 point attempt off.

So Denver gets the ball back down 1 with 22 seconds left and no time outs. End up trying a 63 yard field goal and having it blocked. But even then, they still had time for another sideline pattern to try and gain 10 yards or so.

Horrible.

ETA: It happened when the Raiders were at 4th and goal and down 6.
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That was the weirdest sequence of "are we gonna be out of the playoffs?" --> "Cool we're in the playoffs" --> "shit, we're gonna win the division" --> "well overtime is cool" ---> "Fucking Tannehill" ---> "Cool we're in the playoffs"
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A_B wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:14 pmWell he’s a coach not a punter Brian.
Jealous I didn’t get here first.
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I hold my breath every Alex Smith dropback.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:33 pm I hold my breath every Alex Smith dropback.
That jet sweep (or the like) inside the ten where the ballcarrier reversed field and Smith stepped up like he was going to throw a block just before the tackle...

I can really do without that.
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Ffs. I woke up at eight nervous this week and could barely make it to 1. Fuck.
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The Sunday Night game is really terrible for wanting to get any sleep that night whatsoever.
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AB is Tom Brady.
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most dramatic sunday night football game in weeks
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You gotta admit — they’re both old.
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govmentchedda wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 10:31 pm

AB is Tom Brady.
Guys I wasn’t sleepy. I was a nervous wreck. Just saying (poorly) that now I’ll have and extra seven fucking hours. Sorry for the confusion. This is all new.
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That was wonderfully compelling. Did philly just throw that game?
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tennbengal wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:33 pm That was wonderfully compelling. Did philly just throw that game?
Sure, moved up 3 draft spots.
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rass wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:31 pm Hey lions got screwed again!
Easily one of the worst calls in NFL history.
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Weird week.
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The one I call "line" just compared the two teams and sets the line where I would expect it to be based on which team is better. It does not account for injuries or teams laying down or who has been playing well or poorly or anything like that. Ie Arizona was favored by 3 over the Rams, while looking at both teams all season I would expect the Rams to be favored by 8, so that's a strong bet in the projection. It doesn't account for John Wolford.

Since most teams played pretty hard yesterday, that's probably to be expected. I bet off the projections though, particularly where both methods agree.
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I imagine it debugs poorly
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