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DIVISIONAL ROUND DONGPARTY
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My avatar corresponds on my place in the Swamp posting list with the all-time Home Run list. Number 45 is Paul Konerko with 439.
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Man, fuck Kareem Hunt.
My avatar corresponds on my place in the Swamp posting list with the all-time Home Run list. Number 45 is Paul Konerko with 439.
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He's just guessing. Love it. Nice play tyreek.
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How can you not run a play after converting 4th and inches? They waste 40 seconds and call a timeout. Just run a play. Haven't these coaches played Madden before?
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Henne. Not bad. One more.
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CHAD HENEE!
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BIG BALLS on Andy Reid. Jesus.
Also, I fucking hate Tony Romo.
Also, I fucking hate Tony Romo.
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Thought he was a little much today but his walking back his reaction to the henne run made me laugh and even you agreed with his Reid take.tennbengal wrote: ↑Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:05 pm BIG BALLS on Andy Reid. Jesus.
Also, I fucking hate Tony Romo.
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I know I’m not high. Didn’t Romo call him Mahomes a dozen times?
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He's just a shrieking bunch of fucking nonsense. I hate his voice. He's shit.rass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:07 pmThought he was a little much today but his walking back his reaction to the henne run made me laugh and even you agreed with his Reid take.tennbengal wrote: ↑Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:05 pm BIG BALLS on Andy Reid. Jesus.
Also, I fucking hate Tony Romo.
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It’s worth it for when Nantz tries to get in on the act.
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Browns' secondary and linebacking just wasn't good enough.
But what a season!
Bills will beat the Chiefs. You heard it here first.
But what a season!
Bills will beat the Chiefs. You heard it here first.
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Anyone know the answer as to why Arians has the bandolier laden with wires and electronics? Is he wearing the same shit as all coaches in the most ridiculous way possible or does he have extra shit there?
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I also would like to know.
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Credit to FOX for bumping Jimmy Buffett during this geezer fest
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But they lose points for the negative sign to indicate possession.
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This game seems determined to be a classic in spite of itself.
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Jamies sighting!
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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So, what’s Winston’s passer rating in this game?
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I'm guessing the Bucs didn't realize Winston was lined up as a wideout, cuz that was quite the display of ignorance after the snap.
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Team Aaron Rodgers for next week. Fuck Tom Brady.
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I don’t care about either team here, but to me, it seems like New Orleans shit the bed more than it seems like Tampa Bay won.
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100% converted TOs to points.
eta: 3 TOs turned into 3 TDs.
This last TO not sure they're not scoring.
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How do I go about ordering up an asteroid for the NFC Championship Game?
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Let’s go Bills.
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Reminds me of the time I went to a Patient First clinic to get a bout of hemorrhoids looked at so I could walk out with a Rx. The doctor who was stuck doing the rounds was this fellow. She was fucking gorgeous.
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I'm definitely rooting for a Tampa/Buffalo Super Bowl.
Either that happens or this happens:
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Most ridiculous way possible is the answer, I believe.
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Stephen A and Dak have responses in the comments.
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I was with a diehard Browns fan last night and he was absolutely ballistic about the playcalling (lack of run plays) for most of the night.jbfj wrote: ↑Sun Jan 17, 2021 1:53 pmLots of screaming in Baltimore for Greg Roman to be shown the door. At one point, the RB’s were averaging 5+ yds/carry last night but he seemed dead set on running designed runs for Lamar. The Run/Pass option that seems to suit them and opens up lanes for Lamar or Dobbins/Edwards wasn’t used much last night. There were so many things that went wrong last night. The O line play was horrible, the center should be made to walk home from Buffalo, there was no pass rush on Allen for a good portion of the game, Dobbins dropped two sure first down passes, etc. It’s very easy to blame Lamar, but I don’t think he was at fault not was a team loss and it sucked.degenerasian wrote: ↑Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:42 pm So what's the future for the Ravens? I think Ravens have a big year next year. I mean there's no doubt they're picking up Lamar's fifth year option, but before you commit to give him stupid QB money you might want to make sure he can actually QB. Even if being a pass heavy team next year means you go 6-10 you need to see if Lamar can be a true QB. You can demolish a good chunk of teams running for 200+ yards a game, but as we've seen in the playoff losses when you can put the Ravens in tight scoreline/timeline situations where running it is the least efficient option then they are in trouble. They didn't even need that much from their offense last night and they couldn't get it done.
As has been mentioned here, some of that is the organization failing Lamar by giving him a poor receiving core. Whether thru the draft or FA they need to give him a decent #1 option. But they also need to try and play more pass heavy so we can see if Lamar has the ability to play QB exclusively.
They are going to extend him and pay him stupid money, I think that’s a given. They need to give him receivers who can run routes so that would allow Brown to play the slot and get open more. I have ZERO faith that they can draft a good WR, they have never ever drafted/developed a good WR.
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Yeah, that was one where it needed to be in real time to show the violence (not dirty, just unlucky.)
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he didn't hit his head; reportedly got chopped in a neck nerve that triggers the sensation of being choked out.
(you can tell that something is amiss before his head gets close to the turf in the replay)
(you can tell that something is amiss before his head gets close to the turf in the replay)
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This is how I saw it. I don’t think his head hit, it looked like he took a shot to the side of the neck.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 9:59 pm he didn't hit his head; reportedly got chopped in a neck nerve that triggers the sensation of being choked out.
(you can tell that something is amiss before his head gets close to the turf in the replay)
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