In DSafe’s league, a guy went auto draft and ended up with 5 TEs. He was on the end in a snake, went back-to-back TEs for his 4th and 5th.
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Jeez us. That's hilarious and awful.The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 11:57 amIn DSafe’s league, a guy went auto draft and ended up with 5 TEs. He was on the end in a snake, went back-to-back TEs for his 4th and 5th.
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I just looked at that list because I may have to auto-draft for The Bensell League. They literally just listed every player by expected fantasy points with no regards to positional scarcity, so QBs are 30 of the first 32 slots. Hell, Kyler Murray is in the top 40 according to them.Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 3:21 pmJeez us. That's hilarious and awful.The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 11:57 amIn DSafe’s league, a guy went auto draft and ended up with 5 TEs. He was on the end in a snake, went back-to-back TEs for his 4th and 5th.
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It was indeed genuinely hilarious.Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 3:21 pmJeez us. That's hilarious and awful.The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 11:57 amIn DSafe’s league, a guy went auto draft and ended up with 5 TEs. He was on the end in a snake, went back-to-back TEs for his 4th and 5th.
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An upgrade of the old version, which was an entire bench made purely of kickers.tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 5:57 pmIt was indeed genuinely hilarious.Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 3:21 pmJeez us. That's hilarious and awful.The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 11:57 amIn DSafe’s league, a guy went auto draft and ended up with 5 TEs. He was on the end in a snake, went back-to-back TEs for his 4th and 5th.
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I love that he made 2 FA moves on the first day, but kept all 5 TEs. Leverage for a trade if someone has a TE injury? Someone is going to have to pay big for Greg Dulcich or Juwan Johnson!
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It's extra hilarious. Like, no one is dealing for a TE, friend.The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:45 pm I love that he made 2 FA moves on the first day, but kept all 5 TEs. Leverage for a trade if someone has a TE injury? Someone is going to have to pay big for Greg Dulcich or Juwan Johnson!
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Jake Ferguson, Irv Smith and Noah Fant are still available on waivers in that league - like, they are all serviceable and will be picked up before anyone would deal anything of value for a TE he is accidentally hoarding...
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If I were "that guy" I would deal my best TE for the biggest need in the lineup. I'd then deal the third best TE for that guys backup.
But then again, autodraft suggests he wasn't that serious anyway?
But then again, autodraft suggests he wasn't that serious anyway?
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I feel like there's a specific way to set up priorities for auto draft and this guy just had no idea how to do it.
Or it's possible it isn't clear enough how to do it either.
Or it's possible it isn't clear enough how to do it either.
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I was joking about trading. As for Johnnie’s idea, his best TE is Goedert, so IMO the last of the desirables. Kelce or Andrews I could see, not Goedert.tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 8:51 pm Jake Ferguson, Irv Smith and Noah Fant are still available on waivers in that league - like, they are all serviceable and will be picked up before anyone would deal anything of value for a TE he is accidentally hoarding...
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This owner does the same thing in the draft every year.
This owner also has a career win percentage in the league just under .050 higher than Sybian, including .088 better than Sybian since the latter joined eight years ago, including five playoff appearances and a title to Sybian's... one playoff appearance.
This owner is also 7-0 against Sybian.
This owner also has a career win percentage in the league just under .050 higher than Sybian, including .088 better than Sybian since the latter joined eight years ago, including five playoff appearances and a title to Sybian's... one playoff appearance.
This owner is also 7-0 against Sybian.
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That's why I love this league, brutal, well researched writeups. I can't believe it's been 8 years!DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:21 am This owner does the same thing in the draft every year.
This owner also has a career win percentage in the league just under .050 higher than Sybian, including .088 better than Sybian since the latter joined eight years ago, including five playoff appearances and a title to Sybian's... one playoff appearance.
This owner is also 7-0 against Sybian.
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I think I mentioned it last year, but I tried doing some similar stuff in the league I commish and I didn't get past week 3. It's very impressive.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:36 amThat's why I love this league, brutal, well researched writeups. I can't believe it's been 8 years!DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:21 am This owner does the same thing in the draft every year.
This owner also has a career win percentage in the league just under .050 higher than Sybian, including .088 better than Sybian since the latter joined eight years ago, including five playoff appearances and a title to Sybian's... one playoff appearance.
This owner is also 7-0 against Sybian.
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I go all out for my league.
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And of course I now notice an error in a 2022 table, damn it
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I didn't want to say anything...
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The post-draft missive will hopefully get sent out in time for the holiday weekend.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:36 amThat's why I love this league, brutal, well researched writeups. I can't believe it's been 8 years!DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:21 am This owner does the same thing in the draft every year.
This owner also has a career win percentage in the league just under .050 higher than Sybian, including .088 better than Sybian since the latter joined eight years ago, including five playoff appearances and a title to Sybian's... one playoff appearance.
This owner is also 7-0 against Sybian.
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I presume the autodraft TE team got a way better draft grade than cbs assigned my effort…D.
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Bensell league drafting in a few hours - working on back to back last place finishes in my division in that league since joining…
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I input my team on some random website's grading system and they gave me a C- with a likely 6-7 record.tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 3:54 pm I presume the autodraft TE team got a way better draft grade than cbs assigned my effort…D.
When I looked category by category, all A and B+ except for QB, which was a D. Basically, since I didn't draft Mahomes, Allen, or Hurts that tanked everything.
I then closed the tab and asked myself "Why do I give a fuck about any of this? It's for fun."
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You’ve only been in there for a season?tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 3:55 pm Bensell league drafting in a few hours - working on back to back last place finishes in my division in that league since joining…
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No, I’ve finished last in the division twice. Trying to avoid a three-peat of bad.rass wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 5:57 pmYou’ve only been in there for a season?tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 3:55 pm Bensell league drafting in a few hours - working on back to back last place finishes in my division in that league since joining…
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You've also opened up as a two-point underdog in your quest to not go 0-8 against him.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:36 amThat's why I love this league, brutal, well researched writeups. I can't believe it's been 8 years!DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:21 am This owner does the same thing in the draft every year.
This owner also has a career win percentage in the league just under .050 higher than Sybian, including .088 better than Sybian since the latter joined eight years ago, including five playoff appearances and a title to Sybian's... one playoff appearance.
This owner is also 7-0 against Sybian.
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So what you are saying is I should autodraft next year?DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 8:36 amYou've also opened up as a two-point underdog in your quest to not go 0-8 against him.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:36 amThat's why I love this league, brutal, well researched writeups. I can't believe it's been 8 years!DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:21 am This owner does the same thing in the draft every year.
This owner also has a career win percentage in the league just under .050 higher than Sybian, including .088 better than Sybian since the latter joined eight years ago, including five playoff appearances and a title to Sybian's... one playoff appearance.
This owner is also 7-0 against Sybian.
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Sure. Then you wouldn’t have to miss Burning Man!The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 11:15 amSo what you are saying is I should autodraft next year?DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 8:36 amYou've also opened up as a two-point underdog in your quest to not go 0-8 against him.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:36 amThat's why I love this league, brutal, well researched writeups. I can't believe it's been 8 years!DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:21 am This owner does the same thing in the draft every year.
This owner also has a career win percentage in the league just under .050 higher than Sybian, including .088 better than Sybian since the latter joined eight years ago, including five playoff appearances and a title to Sybian's... one playoff appearance.
This owner is also 7-0 against Sybian.
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I'm picking 9th out of 12 tonight and pretty much after the 2nd round, I'm going to be in "just follow the rankings" mode. Not great!
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I'm in the second year of a league where my wife also has a team. I'm now the exception to the rule "fantasy sports doesn't get you laid" after helping her navigate a trade for CeeDee Lamb so she doesn't have to rename her team and for naming my team Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Okonkwo complete with a NKOTB avatar.
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My wife is a 49ers fan. Team name is Brock's got a Purdy Mouth. We do not have Brock Purdy on our team.Giff wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 4:25 pm I'm in the second year of a league where my wife also has a team. I'm now the exception to the rule "fantasy sports doesn't get you laid" after helping her navigate a trade for CeeDee Lamb so she doesn't have to rename her team and for naming my team Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Okonkwo complete with a NKOTB avatar.
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Our fantasy league has been going since 1992. That predates "standard" online scoring and rules. Thus, we have a number of rules in our league that are not standard. One of which is that our waivers don't start until after week one is complete. The guy who drafted Travis Kelce did not draft a backup tight end. So, everybody is trying to see what he'll give up in trade for random backup tight ends.
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I know a guy he should talk tosancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 5:59 pm Our fantasy league has been going since 1992. That predates "standard" online scoring and rules. Thus, we have a number of rules in our league that are not standard. One of which is that our waivers don't start until after week one is complete. The guy who drafted Travis Kelce did not draft a backup tight end. So, everybody is trying to see what he'll give up in trade for random backup tight ends.
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Is Brock’s Purdy Mouth a little less clunky?
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Probably, but I wanted something closer to the actual quote.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Slotting Skyy Moore into one of my teams to cover Christian Watson potentially not playing this weekend...BAD idea.
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I know the point of fantasy football is to draft for consistency every week, but it always makes me chuckle when players like Brandon Aiyuk (9th round) and Tyler Allgeier (undrafted) are top points getters like they are today.
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Going into SNF tonight in my league there was a matchup where Team 1 had 116.22 with Saquon and Team 2 had 64.06 with the Dallas D/ST & Tony Pollard.
Final score:
Team 1 125.52
Team 2 121.26
It was kinda fun watching to see if Team 2 could pull it out. (Team 2 also had Tua on the bench because he started Lamar Jackson. Big Ooof there too.)
Final score:
Team 1 125.52
Team 2 121.26
It was kinda fun watching to see if Team 2 could pull it out. (Team 2 also had Tua on the bench because he started Lamar Jackson. Big Ooof there too.)
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Kinda bummed to learn that my league's waiver priority resets every week based on worst team to best.
I'm in a bit of a dilemma for Thursday. I have Kirk Cousins and the Philly Defense.
Do I start my backup (Anthony Richardson, playing Houston) or just let it ride?
I am trying to keep my bench as robust as possible for the next inevitable injury, so I don't want to drop anyone for a spot start defense.
I'm in a bit of a dilemma for Thursday. I have Kirk Cousins and the Philly Defense.
Do I start my backup (Anthony Richardson, playing Houston) or just let it ride?
I am trying to keep my bench as robust as possible for the next inevitable injury, so I don't want to drop anyone for a spot start defense.
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