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Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:48 am**

Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:45 am Alright, we still need 2. I have no plans for how to handle 2 empty spots, so call a friend or smart child.

Ok my friend is in...I PM'd you his info.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:11 am**

Nice thanks

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:50 am**

I'll take it, just to save a human job from AI.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:56 am**

Alright! That's 32. Will do something random to assign teams shortly.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:18 am**

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:50 am I'll take it, just to save a human job from AI.

Finalist for post of the year!

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:33 am**

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:50 am I'll take it, just to save a human job from AI.

That's exactly what an AI program would say to make us think they weren't taking over. How do we know you're not a robot?

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:56 am**

GoodKarma wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:33 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:50 am I'll take it, just to save a human job from AI.
That's exactly what an AI program would say to make us think they weren't taking over. How do we know you're not a robot?

Logic wouldn’t allow a robot to root for the Bears.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:14 pm**

Selection Show is now available for streaming. I recommend downloading it or at least full-screening from a browser. I'll post a list maybe tomorrow once people have had a chance to watch if they want. Discussion in spoilers until then?

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:22 pm**

[+] spoiler: Let's ride.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:54 pm**

[+] spoiler: In Belichick we trust.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:58 pm**

Next year, get a bunch of has-been singers and super-hot foreign models to spin the wheel. Spice it up, like a World Cup draw.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 1:07 pm**

"UNCBoy, once more could you please spin wheel number two?"

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 1:23 pm**

Dang first blood

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 2:07 pm**

I watched way too much of that. To the point that I know I was a whisker away from being a Raider.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:34 pm**

GoodKarma wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:33 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:50 am I'll take it, just to save a human job from AI.
That's exactly what an AI program would say to make us think they weren't taking over. How do we know you're not a robot?

It's DSafetyGuy, not DSafetyBot.

That's what you were looking for, right?

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:40 pm**

[+] spoiler: Just when I have renounced my Browns' fandom, they drag me back in.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:57 pm**

Was hoping BFJ was gonna get the Colts.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 4:08 pm**

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:34 pm
GoodKarma wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:33 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:50 am I'll take it, just to save a human job from AI.
That's exactly what an AI program would say to make us think they weren't taking over. How do we know you're not a robot?
It's DSafetyGuy, not DSafetyBot.

That's what you were looking for, right?

That’s better than anything I could have come up with

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 7:47 pm**

This was edge of seat stuff.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:03 pm**

And I disabled the confetti and sound effects!

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:21 pm**

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 2:07 pm I watched way too much of that. To the point that I know I was a whisker away from being a Raider.

Me too! On both counts.

Really well done,Turd. Captivating shit.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2023 6:29 am**

Good stuff. Thanks Ryan.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2023 9:28 am**

Tough division.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2023 10:31 am**

I don't know how this happened, but there are only 9 of you with a winning record? 3 of them in the NFC and they're all in the same division?

Here's the list for those who didn't/won't watch the video:

[+] spoiler: Bills - Nonlinear
Dolphins - Rush
Patriots - Sancarlos
Jets - BFJ

Texans - Romero
Colts- Syb
Jags - LJam
Titans - GoodKarma

Ravens - Shirley
Bengals - Rex
Browns - Pruitt
Steelers - Cerrano

Broncos - Giff
Chiefs - Bengal
Raiders - AB
Chargers - PDX

Cowboys - Duff
Giants - Jerloma
Eagles - Mister D
Commanders - Tony

Falcons - Trav
Panthers - Carwash
Saints - Bronto
Bucs - Enoch

Bears - Cheddah
Lions - BSF
Packers - Brian
Vikings - DSafe

Cards - Rass
Rams - GPJ
Niners - HaulCitgo
Seahawks - DiS

Week 1 questions will go up next Monday morning. As always, I'll be emailing them in addition to posting them here, so I'll be reaching out for emails I don't have. You can send me one at ryantfriedman gmail anytime. Answers will usually be due Friday at 12PM ET with reveals starting sometime later that afternoon.

For those that are new or need a refresher, a full list of rules and scoring will be included in every week's thread but a couple things that are NEW THIS YEAR:

If you're the only player with a one-point answer, you lose a point. Losing points, you might recall, is a positive. Like a negative COVID test, everyone knows this.

Every week (I think) will include at least one picture question. The bad news is that none of them are power tools. The good news is that I made all of them into slideshows that are meant to be nice and big. These are all MP4s that I think will be playable (and pauseable!) in Swamp threads and emails. You'll have the option to download them as well.

If you'd like to start talking trash already, and because I need to see if this stupid Google Drive image link works, here's W1:

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Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2023 10:34 am**

Brian getting the Pack is hilarious to me.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2023 10:52 am**

I don't like having to play Giff in Week 1 of everything.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2023 1:03 pm**

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 10:52 am I don't like having to play Giff in Week 1 of everything.

The Clash of the Bass!

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2023 1:11 pm**

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2023 1:29 pm**

duff wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 1:03 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 10:52 am I don't like having to play Giff in Week 1 of everything.
The Clash of the Bass!

A Bass-off!

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2023 4:00 pm**

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 10:34 am Brian getting the Pack is hilarious to me.

Your career record is very Bears-like, chedda.

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2023 9:31 am**

Just sent a test email to 30 of you so check your various accounts. If you want me to send them elsewhere, reply here or there.

I'll need addresses for DaveInSeattle and EnochRoot. You can pm me or send an email to ryantfriedman gmail

EDIT: And now I need Romero because the Yahoo one bounced

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