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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:04 pm
by P.D.X.
no pre-game filler? what kind of operation is this

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:11 pm
by The Sybian
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:58 am Guys, the spreadsheet doesn't seem to be tallying the scores and Ryan is MIA so this might be a bit slow.
This just upped my excitement for this game. Let's go AFC!

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:14 pm
by GoodKarma
We should just make up our own scores...it is the pro bowl after all...

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:21 pm
by Ryan
Sorry I just got here and didn't realize we were doing the Nickelodeon broadcast

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:23 pm
by Giff
My caption would be:

Kelli's husband - He's OK.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:58 pm
by Jerloma
From the following list of NFL hall of famers (Peppers voted in, induction pending) drafted #2 overall, name the player that was drafted before them (9)

Tom Mack
Tony Dorsett
Lawrence Taylor
Randy White
Eric Dickerson
Marshall Faulk
Tony Boselli
Julius Peppers
Calvin Johnson

CORRECT
Ricky Bell (Dorsett) (1) - Enoch
David Carr (Peppers) (1) - Giff
Kijana Carter (Boselli) (1) - GoodKarma
Dan Wilkinson (Faulk) (2) - Carwash, Duff
George Rogers (Taylor) (2) - Ryan, Rex
John Elway (Dickerson) (5) - BFJ,DiS, GPJ, L-Jam, NLFC
Jamarcus Russell (7) - Brian, Cerrano, Chedda, Rass, SC, Syb, Tony

INCORRECT (12)
Mike Vick - Pruitt, Romero
Bruce Smith - AB
Randy Moss - BSF
Carson Palmer - Dsafe
Tony Boselli - HaulCitgo
A good QB - MrD
Brian Urlacher - PDX
Dan Marino - Shirley
Mario Williams - Trav

LEFTOVERS
Tommy Nobis (Mack)
Steve Bartkowski (White)

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:59 pm
by rass
Top 30 Pro Bowl FAILS of All-Time:


Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:08 pm
by mister d
Turd-Ry would have given me Elway there.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:28 pm
by Jerloma
Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
Iceland (-1) - Nonlinear
Netherlands (3) - Brian, Cerrano, SC
Norway (4) - BFJ, Giff, Pruitt, PDX
Canada (4) - BSF, Carwash, Pruitt, Tony
Sweden (6) - AB, Chedda, GoodKarma, Romero, Syb, Rex


INCORRECT (11)
Finland - Nonlinear, Ryan
Denmark - DiS, MrD, Shirley, L-Jam
France - Dsafe, HaulCitgo
New Zealand - GPJ, Trav
Mexico - Enoch
Saudia Arabia - Duff
Rass - Ireland


LEFTOVERS
Belgium
Spain
South Africa
Portugal
Argentina

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:37 pm
by P.D.X.
think I answered Norway on that one

eta: thebarker (at) gmail

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:37 pm
by L-Jam3
I think I said Denmark FWIW.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:44 pm
by Jerloma
Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
John Rahm (2) - BSF, Chedda
Brooks Koepka (3) - Cerrano, Pruitt, NLFC
Sergio Garcia (1) - BFJ, Giff, Trav
Dustin Johnson (4) - Brian, GPJ, Rex, Shirley
Bryson Dechambeau (6) - AB, Dsafe, GK, HC, Ryan, SC
Phil Mickelson (7) - Carwash, DiS, MrD, Rass, Romero, Syb, Tony


INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX



LEFTOVERS
Martin Kaymer
Kevin Na
Henrik Stenson
Bubba Watson
Cam Smith
Louis Oostheizen
Joaquin Niemann

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:47 pm
by Pruitt IV
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:44 pm Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
John Rahm (2) - BSF, Chedda
Brooks Koepka (3) - Cerrano, Giff, NLFC
Sergio Garcia (1) - BFJ, Giff, Trav
Dustin Johnson (4) - Brian, GPJ, Rex, Shirley
Bryson Dechambeau (6) - AB, Dsafe, GK, HC, Ryan, SC
Phil Mickelson (7) - Carwash, DiS, MrD, Rass, Romero, Syb, Tony


INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX



LEFTOVERS
Martin Kaymer
Kevin Na
Henrik Stenson
Bubba Watson
Cam Smith
Louis Oostheizen
Joaquin Niemann
Thought i wrote "Koepka"

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:50 pm
by Jerloma
P.D.X. wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:37 pm think I answered Norway on that one

eta: thebarker (at) gmail
Thank you, updated! It was NLFC that said Iceland

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:57 pm
by Jerloma
Pruitt IV wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:47 pm
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:44 pm Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
John Rahm (2) - BSF, Chedda
Brooks Koepka (3) - Cerrano, Giff, NLFC
Sergio Garcia (1) - BFJ, Giff, Trav
Dustin Johnson (4) - Brian, GPJ, Rex, Shirley
Bryson Dechambeau (6) - AB, Dsafe, GK, HC, Ryan, SC
Phil Mickelson (7) - Carwash, DiS, MrD, Rass, Romero, Syb, Tony


INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX



LEFTOVERS
Martin Kaymer
Kevin Na
Henrik Stenson
Bubba Watson
Cam Smith
Louis Oostheizen
Joaquin Niemann
Thought i wrote "Koepka"
Yup. Scored correct...just put Giff twice.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:57 pm
by Jerloma
I got a meeting...be back soon!

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:59 pm
by Giff
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:44 pm INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX
This shit cracks me up.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:59 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Has the Pro Bowl pre-empted the Super Bowl before?

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:00 pm
by rass
Gotta love jlo. Thanks man.

I answered "Ireland" on question #1, and watch your copy and paste on the question titles.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:01 pm
by L-Jam3
Giff wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:59 pm
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:44 pm INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX
This shit cracks me up.
Fucking Tom Kite.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:03 pm
by duff
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:44 pm Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
John Rahm (2) - BSF, Chedda
Brooks Koepka (3) - Cerrano, Pruitt, NLFC
Sergio Garcia (1) - BFJ, Giff, Trav
Dustin Johnson (4) - Brian, GPJ, Rex, Shirley
Bryson Dechambeau (6) - AB, Dsafe, GK, HC, Ryan, SC
Phil Mickelson (7) - Carwash, DiS, MrD, Rass, Romero, Syb, Tony
Gay marriage and golf. Gotta love it. Also the scores...something seems off there Sergio.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:06 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:28 pm Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
Iceland (-1) - Nonlinear
Netherlands (3) - Brian, Cerrano, SC
Norway (4) - BFJ, Giff, Pruitt, PDX
Canada (4) - BSF, Carwash, Rass, Tony
Sweden (6) - AB, Chedda, GoodKarma, Romero, Syb, Rex


INCORRECT (11)
Finland - Nonlinear, Ryan
Denmark - DiS, MrD, Shirley, L-Jam
France - Dsafe, HaulCitgo
New Zealand - GPJ, Trav
Mexico - Enoch
Saudia Arabia - Duff


LEFTOVERS
Belgium
Spain
South Africa
Portugal
Argentina
I think I only answered once on this question.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:07 pm
by mister d
Its funnier to picture J-Lo not having a meeting but just in a total meltdown over managing the game.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:16 pm
by Jerloma
rass wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:00 pm Gotta love jlo. Thanks man.

I answered "Ireland" on question #1, and watch your copy and paste on the question titles.
All set! You too, Pruitt! No more mistakes, guys!

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:19 pm
by DaveInSeattle
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:01 pm
Giff wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:59 pm
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:44 pm INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX
This shit cracks me up.
Fucking Tom Kite.
Tom Kite out here catching strays...

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:28 pm
by Jerloma
Name one of either the four horsemen of the apocalypse, the four horsemen of atheism, or the four horsemen of Notre Dame (12)


CORRECT
Conquest (1) - Enoch
Sam Harris (1) - SC
Christopher Hitchens (2) - Giff, Cerrano
War (4) - Carwash, Dsafe, Tony, Trav
Death (5) - GPJ, PDX, Ryan, Shirley, Syb
Famine (7) - AB, BFJ, Brian, BSF, GK, NLFC, Pruitt



INCORRECT (12)
Knute Rockne - Chedda, Romero
Pestilence - DiS, Rass
Arn Anderson - Duff
Declan Sullivan - MrD
Locusts - HaulCitgo
Warren Worthington - L-Jam
Frank Sinatra - Rex



LEFTOVERS
Richard Dawkins
Daniel Dennett
Elmer Layden
Harry Stuldreher
Jim Crowley
Don Miller

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:33 pm
by L-Jam3
No. Fuck you. Archangel was Death in Apocalypse’s Four Horseman. He was the one who gave him his metal wings. It’s not my fault you didn’t specify which Four Horseman of Apocalypse you were referring to.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:42 pm
by Jerloma
Q5 - Name any of the top ten career leaders in saves amongst left-handed pitchers (10) (12)


CORRECT
Aroldis Chapman (1) - Rass
Randy Myers (1) - MrD
John Franco (2) - Carwash, Syb
Sparky Lyle (2) - Enoch, NLFC
Mitch Williams (3) - Dis, L-Jam, Pruitt
Billy Wagner (5) - BFJ, Chedda, Giff, GK, Rex


INCORRECT (12)
Norm Charlton - Ryan
Andrew Miller - GPJ
Bobby Thigpen - Cerrano
Dennis Eckersley - Tony
Eric Gagne - AB
Goose Gossage - PDX
Jeff Reardon - Dsafe
Lee Smith - Shirley
Lefty Gomez - Romero
Lefty Grove - Brian
Lefty Grove - BSF
Lefty Lefterson - Duff
Rob Dibble - HaulCitgo
Tippy Martinez - SC
Tom Henke - Trav




LEFTOVERS
Dave Righetti
Brian Fuentes
Eddie Guardardo
Tug McGraw

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:43 pm
by cerranoredux
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:33 pm No. Fuck you. Archangel was Death in Apocalypse’s Four Horseman. He was the one who gave him his metal wings. It’s not my fault you didn’t specify which Four Horseman of Apocalypse you were referring to.
I thought this was the Pro Bowl.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:45 pm
by sancarlos
How did I forget all those saves Elmer Layden had in 1923? One of the Four Horsemen of Saves?

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:49 pm
by DaveInSeattle
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:42 pm Q5 - Name any of the top ten career leaders in saves amongst left-handed pitchers (10) (12)


CORRECT
Aroldis Chapman (1) - Rass
Randy Myers (1) - MrD
John Franco (2) - Carwash, Syb
Sparky Lyle (2) - Enoch, NLFC
Mitch Williams (3) - Dis, L-Jam, Pruitt
Billy Wagner (5) - BFJ, Chedda, Giff, GK, Rex


INCORRECT (12)
Norm Charlton - Ryan
Andrew Miller - GPJ
Bobby Thigpen - Cerrano
Dennis Eckersley - Tony
Eric Gagne - AB
Goose Gossage - PDX
Jeff Reardon - Dsafe
Lee Smith - Shirley
Lefty Gomez - Romero
Lefty Grove - Brian
Lefty Grove - BSF
Lefty Lefterson - Duff
Rob Dibble - HaulCitgo
Tippy Martinez - SC
Tom Henke - Trav




LEFTOVERS
Richard Dawkins
Daniel Dennett
Elmer Layden
Harry Stuldreher
Jim Crowley
Don Miller
Richard Dawkins was both a evolutionary biologist AND a left-handed relief pitcher? Talk about a varied resume!

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:52 pm
by sancarlos
DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:49 pm Richard Dawkins was both an evolutionary biologist AND a left-handed relief pitcher? Talk about a varied resume!
Pretty good on Hogan’s Heroes, too.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:53 pm
by Nonlinear FC
sancarlos wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:52 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:49 pm Richard Dawkins was both an evolutionary biologist AND a left-handed relief pitcher? Talk about a varied resume!
Pretty good on Hogan’s Heroes, too.
Dammit. I had a Family Feud joke... too slow.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:53 pm
by Jerloma
DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:49 pm
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:42 pm Q5 - Name any of the top ten career leaders in saves amongst left-handed pitchers (10) (12)


CORRECT
Aroldis Chapman (1) - Rass
Randy Myers (1) - MrD
John Franco (2) - Carwash, Syb
Sparky Lyle (2) - Enoch, NLFC
Mitch Williams (3) - Dis, L-Jam, Pruitt
Billy Wagner (5) - BFJ, Chedda, Giff, GK, Rex


INCORRECT (12)
Norm Charlton - Ryan
Andrew Miller - GPJ
Bobby Thigpen - Cerrano
Dennis Eckersley - Tony
Eric Gagne - AB
Goose Gossage - PDX
Jeff Reardon - Dsafe
Lee Smith - Shirley
Lefty Gomez - Romero
Lefty Grove - Brian
Lefty Grove - BSF
Lefty Lefterson - Duff
Rob Dibble - HaulCitgo
Tippy Martinez - SC
Tom Henke - Trav




LEFTOVERS
Richard Dawkins
Daniel Dennett
Elmer Layden
Harry Stuldreher
Jim Crowley
Don Miller
Richard Dawkins was both a evolutionary biologist AND a left-handed relief pitcher? Talk about a varied resume!
Thank you, all set!

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:58 pm
by The Sybian
DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:49 pm
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:42 pm Q5 - Name any of the top ten career leaders in saves amongst left-handed pitchers (10) (12)


CORRECT
Aroldis Chapman (1) - Rass
Randy Myers (1) - MrD
John Franco (2) - Carwash, Syb
Sparky Lyle (2) - Enoch, NLFC
Mitch Williams (3) - Dis, L-Jam, Pruitt
Billy Wagner (5) - BFJ, Chedda, Giff, GK, Rex


INCORRECT (12)
Norm Charlton - Ryan
Andrew Miller - GPJ
Bobby Thigpen - Cerrano
Dennis Eckersley - Tony
Eric Gagne - AB
Goose Gossage - PDX
Jeff Reardon - Dsafe
Lee Smith - Shirley
Lefty Gomez - Romero
Lefty Grove - Brian
Lefty Grove - BSF
Lefty Lefterson - Duff
Rob Dibble - HaulCitgo
Tippy Martinez - SC
Tom Henke - Trav




LEFTOVERS
Richard Dawkins
Daniel Dennett
Elmer Layden
Harry Stuldreher
Jim Crowley
Don Miller
Richard Dawkins was both a evolutionary biologist AND a left-handed relief pitcher? Talk about a varied resume!
3x Rolaids Relief Fireman award winner.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:01 pm
by Jerloma


Giff 14
Nonlinear 18
Carwash 19
BFJ 23
Cerrano 25
GoodKarma 25
Enoch 27
Sancarlos 27
Syb 27
Pruitt 29
Rex 29
Brian 31
Chedda 32
Tony 32
Ryan 34
BSF 35
GPJ 35
DiS 38
Rass 38
Travzilla 40
AB 41
Shirley 42
DSafe 43
L-Jam 43
Mister D 43
PDX 43
Duff 47
Romero 47
HaulCitgo 51
Bengal 57
Bronto 57
Rush 57

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:06 pm
by rass
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:33 pm No. Fuck you. Archangel was Death in Apocalypse’s Four Horseman. He was the one who gave him his metal wings. It’s not my fault you didn’t specify which Four Horseman of Apocalypse you were referring to.
Wouldn't that have been "the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse" instead of "four horsemen of the apocalypse"?

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:22 pm
by Jerloma
Q6 - Name an acting duo (must have both correct) that has appeared in at least 10 films together. (11)


CORRECT
Jack Lemmon/Walter Matthau - 13 (1) - Carwash
Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson - 12 (1) - Enoch
John and Joan Cusack -10 (1) - Giff
Seth Rogen/James Franco (1) - Syb
Matt Damon/Ben Affleck -14 (1) - MrD
William Powell/Myrna Loy - 13 (1) - SC
Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis - 17 (2) - BFJ, Pruitt
Laurel & Hardy - 27 (2) - Ryan, Shirley
Adam Sandler/Rob Schneider - 18 (3) - Rass, Romero, Trav
Abbott & Costello - 36 (6) - Cerrano, Duff, GK, GPJ, L-Jam, PDX,


INCORRECT (11)
X-Al Pacino/Robert Deniro - BSF, Tony
X-Bob Hope/Bing Crosby - Brian, DiS
X-Cheech and Chong - Citgo, NLFC
X-Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin - AB, Rex
X-Chris Hiddleston/Hemsworth - Chedda
X-Tracy and Hepburn - Dsafe




LEFTOVERS

Corey Haim/Cory Feldman (10)

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:28 pm
by P.D.X.
that was a good question

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:31 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Cheech and Chong with 9... Damn.