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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:33 am
by rass
sent

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:40 am
by L-Jam3
Just sent. Legit lol'ed at one question.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:46 am
by Ryan
Just looking for Citgo and Rush. We'll be starting right around noon today so I can get out of here by sunset.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:46 am
by Ryan
Also, it is close.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:10 am
by rass
GSN2 is expecting the biggest ratings in the history of The Swamper Bowl(TM) as Pruitt's season-long relationship with Linda Frum has captured the fevered imagination of Canadian conservatives across the country.

Dozens were already expected to tune in just to catch a glimpse of her and to see if he will pop the question after the game, but after duff's inflammatory comments yesterday in the wake of the passing of former PM Brian Mulroney, conservatives are more invested than ever in seeing the outspoken American contestant lose.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:39 am
by Pruitt IV
rass wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:10 am GSN2 is expecting the biggest ratings in the history of The Swamper Bowl(TM) as Pruitt's season-long relationship with Linda Frum has captured the fevered imagination of Canadian conservatives across the country.

Dozens were already expected to tune in just to catch a glimpse of her and to see if he will pop the question after the game, but after duff's inflammatory comments yesterday in the wake of the passing of former PM Brian Mulroney, conservatives are more invested than ever in seeing the outspoken American contestant lose.
I know that my Momma will be watching from the jewish section of heaven, Hopefully with Linda's mother Barbara who is a Canadian broadcasting legend.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 11:30 am
by Ryan
Last call for Rush. Every last answer is going to matter.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:03 pm
by Ryan

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:04 pm
by Ryan
Ah well, nevertheless. Here we go...

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:08 pm
by Ryan
Q1 - Name one of the schools whose main campus location is listed below - they are the nine D1 Men's College Basketball programs with at least 1,500 losses (9)

CORRECT
Lexington = VMI (MINUS-1) - Rex
Providence = BROWN (2) - AB, Jerloma
Moscow = IDAHO (2) - Bengal, DSafe
New Haven = YALE (2) - BFJ, Syb
Des Moines = DRAKE (2) - Brian, Chedda
Hanover = DARTMOUTH (3) - Carwash, GoodKarma, Tony
Houston = RICE (4) - Giff, GPJ, Sancarlos, Shirley
Evanston = NORTHWESTERN (5) - BSF, Cerrano, Citgo, Nonlinear, Rass
Pullman = WASHINGTON STATE (6) - Bronto, DiS, Duff, Enoch, PDX, Pruitt

INCORRECT (11)
Iowa - LJam
Iowa State - Trav
Providence - Mister D
UConn - Romero

LEFTOVERS
none

DUFF - 6
PRUITT - 6

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:12 pm
by Ryan
Q2 - Name a meat or cheese included any COLD SUB on Jersey Mike's current main menu (10)
NOTE: Don't say tuna


CORRECT
Pepperoni (1) - Brian
Swiss (1) - Sancarlos
Turkey (2) - DSafe, Mister D
Proscuitto (3) - AB, Cerrano, Enoch
Roast Beef (3) - Carwash, GoodKarma, Shirley
Capicola (3) - GPJ, LJam, Syb
Provolone (4) - Citgo, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Tony
Ham (6) - BFJ, Bronto, BSF, DiS, Rass, Romero
Salami (7) - Bengal, Chedda, Giff, PDX, Pruitt, Rex, Trav

INCORRECT (12)
He said Tuna - Duff

LEFTOVERS
Bacon
(would also have accepted chicken salad)

DUFF - 18
PRUITT - 13

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:15 pm
by A_B
Oh noes.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:17 pm
by Jerloma
Lenny, how do you pronounce capicola? Is it gobbagool?

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:18 pm
by mister d
A_B wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:15 pmOh noes.
This is like when Hurts rolled the ball towards the KC end-zone for them.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:21 pm
by Ryan
Q4 - Name one of the actresses pictured below, all of which were the stars of either Blue Crush, Spring Breakers, or Josie and the Pussycats (9)

CORRECT
Michelle Rodriguez (2) - LJam, Shirley
Rosario Dawson (3) - Bronto, GoodKarma, PDX
Rachael Leigh Cook (4) - Carwash, DSafe, Rass, Trav
Kate Bosworth (4) - Chedda, DiS, Enoch, Syb
Vanessa Hudgens (5) - AB, Duff, Jerloma, Pruitt, Tony
Tara Reid (5) - BFJ, Cerrano, Giff, Mister D, Sancarlos
Selena Gomez (7) - Bengal, Brian, BSF, GPJ, Citgo, Nonlinear, Romero

INCORRECT (12)
Bea Arthur - Rex

LEFTOVERS
Sanoe Lake
Ashley Benson

DUFF - 25
PRUITT - 30

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:27 pm
by Ryan
Q5 - Name any male (12) or female (4) multiple-time winner of Pro Wrestling Illustrated's Wrestler of the Year award (16)

CORRECT
Bob Backlund (1) - Duff
Becky Lynch (1) - BFJ
Ric Flair (1) - Brian
Steve Austin (3) - Giff, Jerloma, Pruitt
Hulk Hogan (4) - GoodKarma, Citgo, Romero, Sancarlos
John Cena (5) - Bengal, GPJ, Nonlinear, Tony, Trav

INCORRECT (10)
Randy Savage - Carwash, LJam, PDX
Undertaker - BSF, Chedda, Rex
The Rock - Cerrano, DiS, Syb
Charlotte Flair - AB
Johnny Omega - Bronto
Terry Funk - DSafe
Andre the Giant - Enoch
Bret Hart - Mister D
Chyna - Rass
Goldberg - Shirley

LEFTOVERS
Dusty Rhodes
Harley Race
Brock Lesnar
Randy Orton
CM Punk
AJ Styles
Seth Rollins
Mickie James
Trish Stratus
AJ Lee

DUFF - 26
PRUITT - 33

Thru 5
16 GoodKarma
18 Brian
18 Jerloma
21 Giff
23 Carwash
25 Bengal
25 Enoch
25 Nonlinear
26 BFJ
26 Duff
26 Sancarlos
29 Rass
29 Tony
30 Cerrano
30 DSafe
30 Mister D
30 Travzilla
31 GPJ
31 Shirley
31 Syb
32 AB
32 Bronto
32 HaulCitgo
33 DiS
33 PDX
33 Pruitt
35 Chedda
35 Rex
35 Romero
38 L-Jam
40 BSF
57 Rush

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:27 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Did #3 get posted?

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:28 pm
by A_B
Are the scores psted wrong?

Edit: what he said (up arrow)

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:28 pm
by L-Jam3
Jerloma wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:17 pm Lenny, how do you pronounce capicola? Is it gobbagool?
The exact quote on my email to Ryan:
Me, two hours ago wrote:"Eh, GABBAGOOL! (or CAPICOLA if you wish) "
We've had a prior discussion here regarding SuperSaad as well.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:32 pm
by mister d
Is that wrestling award explicitly or implicitly whites only?

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:33 pm
by Ryan
Yeah but I must have edited in into Q4. For posterity...

Q3 - Name any NHL player to score 50+ in a season before their age-23 year since Mario Lemieux, Steve Yzerman, and 5 other guys did it in 1987-88 (10)

CORRECT
Pavel Bure (2) - Duff, Enoch
Steven Stamkos (2) - Giff, Mister D
Teemu Selanne (3) - Carwash, GoodKarma, Trav
Alex Ovechkin (4) - Bengal, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Rass
Sidney Crosby (7) - Brian, Bronto, Cerrano, DiS, PDX, Rex, Romero

INCORRECT (12)
Connor McDavid - AB, Citgo, LJam
Alex Mogilny - Chedda, GPJ, Syb
Auston Matthews - BSF, Pruitt
Martin St Louis - BFJ
Marian Hossa - DSafe
Kevin Stevens - Sancarlos
Jaromir Jagr - Shirley
Cale Makar - Tony

LEFTOVERS
Ilya Kovalchuk
Paul Kariya
Jeremy Roenick
Theo Fleury
Joe Nieuwendyk

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:34 pm
by A_B
This is like that time the power went out in the super bowl.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:35 pm
by sancarlos
Ryan wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:33 pm Yeah but I must have edited in into Q4. For posterity...

Q3 - Name any NHL player to score 50+ in a season before their age-23 year since Mario Lemieux, Steve Yzerman, and 5 other guys did it in 1987-88 (10)

CORRECT
Pavel Bure (2) - Duff, Enoch
Steven Stamkos (2) - Giff, Mister D
Teemu Selanne (3) - Carwash, GoodKarma, Trav
Alex Ovechkin (4) - Bengal, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Rass
Sidney Crosby (7) - Brian, Bronto, Cerrano, DiS, PDX, Rex, Romero

INCORRECT (12)
Connor McDavid - AB, Citgo, LJam
Alex Mogilny - Chedda, GPJ, Syb
Auston Matthews - BSF, Pruitt
Martin St Louis - BFJ
Marian Hossa - DSafe
Kevin Stevens - Sancarlos
Jaromir Jagr - Shirley
Cale Makar - Tony

LEFTOVERS
Ilya Kovalchuk
Paul Kariya
Jeremy Roenick
Theo Fleury
Joe Nieuwendyk
I almost answered Paul Kariya but I thought Kevin Stevens was the perfect answer. Overthinking is the enemy of a good Swampcrash answer.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:36 pm
by Ryan
Q6 - Name any Broadway musical whose Playbill is partially pictured below (9)

CORRECT
The Music Man (MINUS-1) - Syb
The King and I (2) - AB, Pruitt
Oklahoma! (2) - Jerloma, PDX
Jersey Boys (3) - Bengal, Cerrano, DiS
Spamalot (3) - Enoch, GoodKarma, Tony
Damn Yankees (3) - BFJ, LJam, Rex
Hairspray (4) - Brian, Chedda, Duff, Rass
Newsies (8) - Bronto, BSF, Carwash, DSafe, Citgo, Romero, Sancarlos, Shirley

INCORRECT (13)
The Sound of Music - GPJ

LEFTOVERS
none

DUFF - 30
PRUITT - 35

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:38 pm
by EdRomero
EdRomero wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:50 am
mister d wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:31 am
EdRomero wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:05 amI feel like our answers to 3, 5, 12, 15, and 17 will be data collected for some sociology men's recollection of notable women study.
Uhhh ... tell me you got #3 wrong without telling me you got #3 wrong amiright???
I meant 4, not 3, unless...
Cindy Crosby joke... hope the wait was worth it.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:40 pm
by Ryan
Q7 - Name the head coach of a team that played in the College Football Playoffs since and including the conclusion of the 2017-2018 season (12)

CORRECT
Brian Kelly (1) - DSafe
Steve Sarkasian (1) - Giff
Kalen DeBoer (2) - AB, Citgo
Ryan Day (2) - Duff, GPJ
Jim Harbaugh (2) - Syb, Trav
Ed Orgeron (3) - Bengal, Chedda, Tony
Sonny Dykes (3) - Bronto, GoodKarma, Sancarlos
Kirby Smart (3) - Brian, Rass, Rex
Dabo Swinney (6) - BFJ, Cerrano, Enoch, LJam, Nonlinear, Pruitt
Nick Saban (7) - BSF, Carwash, Jerloma, Mister D, PDX, Romero, Shirley

INCORRECT (12)
Chris Petersen - DiS

LEFTOVERS
Luke Fickell
Lincoln Riley

DUFF - 32
PRUITT - 41

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:41 pm
by Shirley
I was hoping Saban would be a Jordan.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:42 pm
by Pruitt IV
Fuck the Leafs!

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:44 pm
by Ryan
Q8 - Name any of the bones that make up either the ear, shoulder, or spinal column (10)

CORRECT
Cervical vertebrae (1) - DSafe
Sacrum (1) - PDX
Coccyx (2) - Bronto, Pruitt
Stirrup (4) - AB, Carwash, Chedda, LJam
Hammer (4) - BSF, GPJ, Rex, Shirley
Clavicle (6) - DiS, Duff, Giff, GoodKarma, Mister D, Tony
Scapula (8) - Bengal, Enoch, Citgo, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Romero, Syb, Trav

INCORRECT (13)
Unspecified verterbrae - Brian, Cerrano
Humerus - BFJ, Sancarlos
Cochlea - Rass

LEFTOVERS
Anvil
Thoracic vertebrae
Lumbar vertebrae

DUFF - 38
PRUITT - 43

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:44 pm
by HaulCitgo
Something so warm and fuzzy about knowing theres an extra ten to come

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:47 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Ryan wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:36 pm Q6 - Name any Broadway musical whose Playbill is partially pictured below (9)

CORRECT
The Music Man (MINUS-1) - Syb
The King and I (2) - AB, Pruitt
Oklahoma! (2) - Jerloma, PDX
Jersey Boys (3) - Bengal, Cerrano, DiS
Spamalot (3) - Enoch, GoodKarma, Tony
Damn Yankees (3) - BFJ, LJam, Rex
Hairspray (4) - Brian, Chedda, Duff, Rass
Newsies (8) - Bronto, BSF, Carwash, DSafe, Citgo, Romero, Sancarlos, Shirley

INCORRECT (13)
The Sound of Music - GPJ

LEFTOVERS
none

DUFF - 30
PRUITT - 35
I think this one is missing a correct answer slot.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:47 pm
by Jerloma
Ryan wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:36 pm Q6 - Name any Broadway musical whose Playbill is partially pictured below (9)

CORRECT
The Music Man (MINUS-1) - Syb
The King and I (2) - AB, Pruitt
Oklahoma! (2) - Jerloma, PDX
Jersey Boys (3) - Bengal, Cerrano, DiS
Spamalot (3) - Enoch, GoodKarma, Tony
Damn Yankees (3) - BFJ, LJam, Rex
Hairspray (4) - Brian, Chedda, Duff, Rass
Newsies (8) - Bronto, BSF, Carwash, DSafe, Citgo, Romero, Sancarlos, Shirley

INCORRECT (13)
The Sound of Music - GPJ

LEFTOVERS
none

DUFF - 30
PRUITT - 35
Should be a leftover here. Is it Wicked?

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:50 pm
by Ryan
Q9 - Name one of the 3 teams in either the MLB, NFL, NBA, or NHL with the fewest Twitter followers on their official account (12)

CORRECT
Marlins (1) - Chedda
Timberwolves (1) - LJam
Athletics (2) - Enoch, Pruitt
Jaguars (3) - Brian, Shirley, Syb
Coyotes (3) - Giff, Nonlinear, Sancarlos
Hornets (4) - Bronto, DSafe, GoodKarma, Citgo

INCORRECT (9)
Jets - Mister D, Rass, Rex
Royals - Bengal, Romero
Thunder - Carwash, DiS
Magic - AB
Rays - BFJ
Brewers - Cerrano
Kings - Duff
Cardinals - GPJ
Blue Jackets - Jerloma
Browns - PDX
Bengals - Tony
Specifically Carolina Panthers - Trav

LEFTOVERS
Rockies
Titans
Chargers
Pistons
Kraken
Florida Panthers

DUFF - 47
PRUITT - 45

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:50 pm
by Ryan
Jerloma wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:47 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:36 pm Q6 - Name any Broadway musical whose Playbill is partially pictured below (9)

CORRECT
The Music Man (MINUS-1) - Syb
The King and I (2) - AB, Pruitt
Oklahoma! (2) - Jerloma, PDX
Jersey Boys (3) - Bengal, Cerrano, DiS
Spamalot (3) - Enoch, GoodKarma, Tony
Damn Yankees (3) - BFJ, LJam, Rex
Hairspray (4) - Brian, Chedda, Duff, Rass
Newsies (8) - Bronto, BSF, Carwash, DSafe, Citgo, Romero, Sancarlos, Shirley

INCORRECT (13)
The Sound of Music - GPJ

LEFTOVERS
none

DUFF - 30
PRUITT - 35
Should be a leftover here. Is it Wicked?
Yes

Wicked (4)- Giff, Mister D, Nonlinear, Trav

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:53 pm
by Jerloma
Humerus - BFJ, Sancarlos
Almost said humerus.
The shoulder is made up of three bones: the scapula (shoulder blade), clavicle (collarbone) and humerus (upper arm bone). Two joints in the shoulder allow it to move: the acromioclavicular joint, where the highest point of the scapula (acromion) meets the clavicle, and the glenohumeral joint.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:53 pm
by Pruitt IV
Image

Hammer Time!

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:53 pm
by Ryan
Q10 - According to the MIT Collective Learning Group's "Pantheon" project, the three most memorable people in world history are Muhammad, Sir Isaac Newton, and Jesus. Name someone in the top 300 whose occupation is listed as "Composer" (12)

CORRECT
Schubert (MINUS-1) - Duff
Wagner (3) - Carwash, GoodKarma, Shirley
Bach (4) - Cerrano, Citgo, Giff, Pruitt
Beethoven (4) - GPJ, Mister D, Rex, Syb
Brahms (4) -Chedda, DSafe, Rass, Trav
Mozart (4) - Enoch, Nonlinear, Romero, Tony
Tchaikovsky (8) - AB, Bengal, BFJ, Brian, Bronto, BSF, Jerloma, LJam

INCORRECT (13)
Copland - DiS
Dvorak - PDX
Sousa - Sancarlos

LEFTOVERS
Chopin
Vivaldi
Verdi
Haydn
Handel

DUFF - 46
PRUITT - 49

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:54 pm
by A_B
What in the everloving fuck you people. Big 1812 Overture fans, huh?

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:55 pm
by HaulCitgo
How the hell are 12 of the most memorable people in history composers? Fucking MIT.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:55 pm
by Pruitt IV
Fuck Schubert!