It's the sixth version of The Swamp. What could possibly go wrong?
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Yeah, crossing the Pusan perimeter is a famous event in all of our former lives.testy boxcar wrote:The Pusan Perimeter is a rather famous event in my former life, but it just seemed too easy.
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I'm sure you'll get your Saxon in Germany, though.
You know, most of the German soccer players on the American team (fathers were US Servicemen) seem to have black fathers. You may be on to something there.SlimChristian wrote:Johnnie will do well in Germany. They dig black guys.
Go out again, just make it clear you are having fun, but not looking for a relationship. Either she'll bail or you can be guilt-free.ZMan wrote:As for a second date...man. See this is what shows I am mental about this shit. I want to, because why not? Right? It's a night out, nothing more, and she was good conversation the first time. But otoh, then I feel like I'm getting in deeper. I don't know why I put this pressure on myself, but I do. Which is why I am dreading this whole dating thing to begin with. I wish I could be Mr. Out on a Date with a Different Girl Every Weekend, but I'm not, never have been. I get too involved and am unable to let things slide off.
Same for me as well. I'd probably move to a cabin and start writing manifestos.devilfluff wrote:I'd be a terrible dater. If my wife ever got tired of me, I'd end up a hermit. (but I'd have good toys.)
I had you figured for more of a screed guySabo wrote:Same for me as well. I'd probably move to a cabin and start writing manifestos.devilfluff wrote:I'd be a terrible dater. If my wife ever got tired of me, I'd end up a hermit. (but I'd have good toys.)
At which point you'd have to mailbomb yourselfSabo wrote:Manifestos are my future. I'm currently wearing a hooded sweatshirt with the hood over my head. I just need some sunglasses and I'll be a manifesto writing machine.
A special kind of something, anyway. Holy shit, I have to go back to college.howard wrote:Most, if not all, of the locations in that little film were on the campus of UCSB. Gaucho gals are a special kind of intuitive, i guess.
This is a much better technique. Some of these girls seem like they kind of like the idea.Johnnie wrote:This is great. Maybe one day I'll work up the nerve to try it.
I just need to have not gone to college in fucking Buffalo.Steve of phpBB wrote:A special kind of something, anyway. Holy shit, I have to go back to college.howard wrote:Most, if not all, of the locations in that little film were on the campus of UCSB. Gaucho gals are a special kind of intuitive, i guess.
There would be no mailbox at the cabin.Ryan wrote:At which point you'd have to mailbomb yourselfSabo wrote:Manifestos are my future. I'm currently wearing a hooded sweatshirt with the hood over my head. I just need some sunglasses and I'll be a manifesto writing machine.
I don't know. The panhandling/manipulating/lying part seems like it would be a dealbreaker for most chicks.The Sybian wrote:This is a much better technique. Some of these girls seem like they kind of like the idea.Johnnie wrote:This is great. Maybe one day I'll work up the nerve to try it.
I watched that video afterward. Honestly, I read about that years ago in either The Game or saw it on a Double Your Dating seminar. It's funny in a "gotcha!" type of way. Though I'm sure you could get a date or 2 because of creativity.The Sybian wrote:This is a much better technique. Some of these girls seem like they kind of like the idea.
Yeah, I was going to comment on that, but Johnnie is is doing Crossfit! Those twigs got nothing on him! I also think it's a lot easier on a college campus, being a closed environment and all. Pull that shot on a public street somewhere, it may not play as well. Then again, pull it off with confidence (as a good looking guy), and it will work some of the time. Do it in a creepy way, hell, it'll still work some of the time. Who am I kidding. Keep swinging, no matter how lamely, and you are going to get some hits.Shirley wrote:I don't know. The panhandling/manipulating/lying part seems like it would be a dealbreaker for most chicks.The Sybian wrote:This is a much better technique. Some of these girls seem like they kind of like the idea.Johnnie wrote:This is great. Maybe one day I'll work up the nerve to try it.
What those videos fail to call much attention to is that the dudes are all fairly good-looking. That's always the best first step in picking up chicks - be good looking.
That's it. Number of hits. Not batting average. As my long-single brother used to say, "I'm not looking for Miss Right. I'm looking for Miss Right Now!"The Sybian wrote:Keep swinging, no matter how lamely, and you are going to get some hits.
At least total bases, right?sancarlos wrote:That's it. Number of hits. Not batting average. As my long-single brother used to say, "I'm not looking for Miss Right. I'm looking for Miss Right Now!"The Sybian wrote:Keep swinging, no matter how lamely, and you are going to get some hits.
I keep waiting for news that AussieDave accidentally hit mine with a yacht. Bitch moved Down Under, which is not different than when we were married, just not under me.FredRomero wrote:or we could invite all the swampers' ex-wives here.
Are you a medical professional?Johnny Hotcakes wrote:My crazy bitch of an ex-gf had the gall to call me the other day completely out of the blue (we hadn't previously talked for five years) in order to request some free medical advice from my wife.
Dave, if you're taking requests, please feel free to also take her out in your yacht the next time you are back in the Pacific Northwest.
No, but my wife is. She wanted me to solicit medical advice from my wife on her behalf. More than just advice even, she was practically asking for a medical opinion.Jerloma wrote:Are you a medical professional?Johnny Hotcakes wrote:My crazy bitch of an ex-gf had the gall to call me the other day completely out of the blue (we hadn't previously talked for five years) in order to request some free medical advice from my wife.
Dave, if you're taking requests, please feel free to also take her out in your yacht the next time you are back in the Pacific Northwest.
It'd be a shame if you misremembered something in repeating it.Johnny Hotcakes wrote:No, but my wife is. She wanted me to solicit medical advice from my wife on her behalf. More than just advice even, she was practically asking for a medical opinion.Jerloma wrote:Are you a medical professional?Johnny Hotcakes wrote:My crazy bitch of an ex-gf had the gall to call me the other day completely out of the blue (we hadn't previously talked for five years) in order to request some free medical advice from my wife.
Dave, if you're taking requests, please feel free to also take her out in your yacht the next time you are back in the Pacific Northwest.
"It's absolutely impossible to get herpes from an infected partner. Go ahead and have unprotected sex."The Sybian wrote:
It'd be a shame if you misremembered something in repeating it.
brian wrote:"It's absolutely impossible to get herpes from an infected partner. Go ahead and have unprotected sex."The Sybian wrote:
It'd be a shame if you misremembered something in repeating it.
Johnnie wrote:This is great. Maybe one day I'll work up the nerve to try it.