Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2023 12:24 pm
mister d wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:47 pm Interesting. Maybe the same thing always happens for migrant vessels but the attention/framing is different.
It's the sixth version of The Swamp. What could possibly go wrong?
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mister d wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:47 pm Interesting. Maybe the same thing always happens for migrant vessels but the attention/framing is different.
Livvy should really rizz that kid up and beg him to go to LSU.
He’s 36 and has been arrested (maybe imprisoned?) for threats against female DJs.Johnnie wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 3:11 pmLivvy should really rizz that kid up and beg him to go to LSU.
You know, I was thinking about this the other day; if you suffocated in a submersible two miles under water, can your soul escape to get to heaven?Pruitt IV wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 3:34 pm
And now that it's clear that the passengers are all mingling with Titanic victims in heaven
I don’t think they suffocated in the traditional sense. As in, their bodies collapsed immediately depending on depth. But I suppose that detail may never be surmised outside of finding something substantial that was intact.The Sybian wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 4:23 pmYou know, I was thinking about this the other day; if you suffocated in a submersible two miles under water, can your soul escape to get to heaven?Pruitt IV wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 3:34 pm
And now that it's clear that the passengers are all mingling with Titanic victims in heaven
Orcas have been in Jersey for years. Someone didn't watch Jersey Shore.HaulCitgo wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 6:39 pm They're awake now and there's nothing you can do about it. Coming for Jersey first. Not to be an asshole to Syb that just where theyre going.
Everyone knows souls go to heaven when a submarine collapses and the people are crushed, and I know that’s likely how they died. (Although I think the Bible said something about it being easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven, so they may be fucked). But if people ran out of air in a sub, can their souls escape an air locked, pressurized sub? The Bible doesn’t provide answers! Not that I’ve ever read it, but safe assumption.A_B wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 6:17 pmI don’t think they suffocated in the traditional sense. As in, their bodies collapsed immediately depending on depth. But I suppose that detail may never be surmised outside of finding something substantial that was intact.The Sybian wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 4:23 pmYou know, I was thinking about this the other day; if you suffocated in a submersible two miles under water, can your soul escape to get to heaven?Pruitt IV wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 3:34 pm
And now that it's clear that the passengers are all mingling with Titanic victims in heaven
ETA: your hypothetical scenario is certainly possible. But heaven or hell I reckon once I leave this body it won’t matter all that much.
I'm old enough to remember when liberals were insisting that the government pay employers to keep their employees on during the pandemic.
Don’t make me go down there, kidnap you, and bring you to the mean streets of North Orange.
You can just buy the plane ticket!L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 11:05 amDon’t make me go down there, kidnap you, and bring you to the mean streets of North Orange.
As someone who came from multi-generational wealth with a reported net worth in eight figures, he A.) probably didn't need the loan or B.) could have paid it back.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 10:42 amI'm old enough to remember when liberals were insisting that the government pay employers to keep their employees on during the pandemic.
Sure, and I supposed I could have "afforded" to pay out of pocket to keep my receptionist and secretary employed. But if I had to do it out of my pocket, I wouldn't have done it. I'm glad to give to charity, but not to that extent.DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 11:41 amAs someone who came from multi-generational wealth with a reported net worth in eight figures, he A.) probably didn't need the loan or B.) could have paid it back.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 10:42 amI'm old enough to remember when liberals were insisting that the government pay employers to keep their employees on during the pandemic.
And I guarantee you they were against the stimulus checks to those who needed them as well.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:25 pmSure, and I supposed I could have "afforded" to pay out of pocket to keep my receptionist and secretary employed. But if I had to do it out of my pocket, I wouldn't have done it. I'm glad to give to charity, but not to that extent.DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 11:41 amAs someone who came from multi-generational wealth with a reported net worth in eight figures, he A.) probably didn't need the loan or B.) could have paid it back.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 10:42 amI'm old enough to remember when liberals were insisting that the government pay employers to keep their employees on during the pandemic.
The point of PPP was that the government was going to pay employers to keep people employed. The loans were offered and accepted with the expectation that they would be forgiven. In other words, they weren't loans. They were subsidies. There was no expectation that anyone would pay the loans back unless they failed to do what the program required. Because we all wanted employers to keep people employed at a time when the entire society was undergoing major upheaval and there was a legitimate fear that the economy would collapse.
I'm sure they'd love to read this.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:25 pmSure, and I supposed I could have "afforded" to pay out of pocket to keep my receptionist and secretary employed. But if I had to do it out of my pocket, I wouldn't have done it.
sancarlos wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:26 pmOur receptionist knows that she was able to keep getting paychecks even though she wasn't coming into the office and she wasn't receiving anyone.mister d wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:37 pmI'm sure they'd love to read this.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:25 pmSure, and I supposed I could have "afforded" to pay out of pocket to keep my receptionist and secretary employed. But if I had to do it out of my pocket, I wouldn't have done it.
Our secretaries also know that they kept receiving full checks even though their workloads dropped by about half for several months.
Our receptionist knows that she was able to keep getting paychecks even though she didn't come into the office for several months (and so she wasn't receiving anyone).mister d wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:37 pmI'm sure they'd love to read this.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:25 pmSure, and I supposed I could have "afforded" to pay out of pocket to keep my receptionist and secretary employed. But if I had to do it out of my pocket, I wouldn't have done it.
That probably is the point - but it misunderstands the whole point of PPP. PPP was not intended to help businesses. So whether a business "needed assistance" doesn't matter.sancarlos wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:26 pm Steve, I think his point is that a lot of people got loans who didn’t need them or deserve them.
I think I get what you are saying but also I might need a 100 page explainer.HaulCitgo wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 4:52 pm The rub is the fact that employers would have kept 2/3 of the employees but got paid for all of them. That goes straight into owners pockets particularly those for whom revenues not tied to in person transactions. The good part was it happened quick but too quick to avoid waste and there was already the unemployment benefits which were slower but effective. Too effective and combination more or less added turbo boost to inflation such that housing is all but unaffordable now and the labor market has been not good enough for long enough that employers and consumers behaviors changing to compensate for less and less competent employment. Even if inflation is now trending to normalcy, fair to ask in retrospect whether the economy would have been better off with a less aggressive policy. Regardless serious questions about the length of government stimulus policy. That said the mind really does forget COVID days fast. Better check the 100 page thread
At the same time, rent prices nationwide are up about 5% from a year ago and 30.5% above 2019, according to the real estate company Zillow. There are few places for displaced tenants to go, with the National Low Income Housing Coalition estimating a 7.3 million shortfall of affordable units nationwide.
Yeah it’s gotten crazy here. We’re having our 20yo daughter move into the condo I inherited from my mom because there’s no practical way for her to rent a place on her own.DSafetyGuy wrote: Sun Jun 25, 2023 8:49 am Eviction filings are 50% higher than they were pre-pandemic in some cities as rents rise
At the same time, rent prices nationwide are up about 5% from a year ago and 30.5% above 2019, according to the real estate company Zillow. There are few places for displaced tenants to go, with the National Low Income Housing Coalition estimating a 7.3 million shortfall of affordable units nationwide.