Return of the relations thread [NSFW]
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I think I read a Reddit AMA or at least some sort of Q&A somewhere that asked directly "How does it feel that your videos are just free to watch time and time again?"
The answer was "I got paid for the scene. Ask the distribution company."
So yeah, I agree. No idea where the business model is or how it's sustainable. Seems like the tube sites are samples and if you want to join that's how they make money.
But torrents still exist, so I don't know. I guess with worldwide access there are people that pay for it regardless.
The answer was "I got paid for the scene. Ask the distribution company."
So yeah, I agree. No idea where the business model is or how it's sustainable. Seems like the tube sites are samples and if you want to join that's how they make money.
But torrents still exist, so I don't know. I guess with worldwide access there are people that pay for it regardless.
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Jon Ronson did a podcast series "The Butterfly Effect" that was far too long, but it focussed on the porn industry and discussed how the company that runs PornHub and other sites have changed everything for the industry.
One interesting episode looked at how some actors make money by making custom videos for rich guys.
But again, these exclusive videos often end up streaming for free as well...
One interesting episode looked at how some actors make money by making custom videos for rich guys.
But again, these exclusive videos often end up streaming for free as well...
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How does Hollywood do it? Are they so rich that piracy is just a dent in the bottom line? Or are they so rich that they can sue.
Why are there no clips of the Avengers everywhere?
Having porn for free everywhere has killed the features. There are no "Vivid Girls" anymore. They're all amateur and independent.
You'd think this would be good for producers as they don't have to pay their girls as much. But then, nobody is buying either.
Why are there no clips of the Avengers everywhere?
Having porn for free everywhere has killed the features. There are no "Vivid Girls" anymore. They're all amateur and independent.
You'd think this would be good for producers as they don't have to pay their girls as much. But then, nobody is buying either.
Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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I'd suggest that unlike porn viewing, Hollywood film viewing is a communal experience. And there's not much demand for "MILFs and Stepsons" in imax.
Also, since the people who make smut can't really afford big time lawyers and monitors to see what is being pirated, they are a much easier target.
At the root of the problem is also the fact that (as I imagine) the average porn viewer isn't watching for 2 hours. He's probably online for a few minutes or so and ultimately it doesn't matter if the sorority sisters or fake taxi drivers are shown in crystal clear HD or if they were shot on a smartphone.
Also, since the people who make smut can't really afford big time lawyers and monitors to see what is being pirated, they are a much easier target.
At the root of the problem is also the fact that (as I imagine) the average porn viewer isn't watching for 2 hours. He's probably online for a few minutes or so and ultimately it doesn't matter if the sorority sisters or fake taxi drivers are shown in crystal clear HD or if they were shot on a smartphone.
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Seriously, you asked us to remind you.
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I'd watch that.Pruitt wrote: Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:15 am I'd suggest that unlike porn viewing, Hollywood film viewing is a communal experience. And there's not much demand for "MILFs and Stepsons" in imax.
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but...?bfj wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:05 amSeriously, you asked us to remind you.
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Ah, I thought you were changing it to the new pic. I'm stupid.rass wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:07 ambut...?bfj wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:05 amSeriously, you asked us to remind you.
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We know.bfj wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:10 amAh, I thought you were changing it to the new pic. I'm stupid.rass wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:07 ambut...?bfj wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:05 amSeriously, you asked us to remind you.
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Waaay too soon!
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Didn't some of you folks have a problem with her chin or something?
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I think it would be interesting to see the side by side of the actual photo next to the touched up version.
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Good lord, why?DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:22 pm I think it would be interesting to see the side by side of the actual photo next to the touched up version.
"He swore fluently, obscenely, and without repeating himself for just over a minute."
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It looks like a little kids body you fucking pederasts.
Muh
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I'm going to go see if my wife's up...
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She went viral before viral was "viral" for having a big butt in Maxim magazine in 2002. She's still going strong:
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This is funny coupled with your current avatar.
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Aw, I missed rush's post on my birthday. Thanks man!
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We're all winners.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Guess the Jamal Murray incident came at a good time in the news cycle.
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Honor Blackman

Something about those 60s women...

Something about those 60s women...
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She was 39 when she made that movie, so probably a bit older in that photo. Damn.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Ms. Mirren.
https://redgifs.com/watch/secondaryyellowishlarva
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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One of the stars on my hot women draft team. Anyone still have the draft results on that? It'd be funny to see how the picks panned out 10 years on. My Lara Logan selection certainly hit the wall and went nuts.
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I must be getting old.
I looked at that picture and shortly after the usual response in my nether regions I thought "And she can cook too!"
Wonder if she makes soup?
I looked at that picture and shortly after the usual response in my nether regions I thought "And she can cook too!"
Wonder if she makes soup?
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Ha! I think the secret of her metabolism is consuming massive amounts of marijuana. I love hearing Tom Colicchio talk about Padma on Top Chef. He's told some great stories about Padma smoking before they judge a meal. Everyone eats a few bites of each dish, and Padma scarfs down other judge's food, then snacks backstage while they deliberate.Pruitt wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:46 am I must be getting old.
I looked at that picture and shortly after the usual response in my nether regions I thought "And she can cook too!"
Wonder if she makes soup?
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54(!) today.


Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Not sure where else to put this, but it sounds like former Disney teen Bella Thorne is a real asshole
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Maria Ozawa has a new youtube channel. It's probably been close to a decade....
Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..