CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
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I'd wear a manatee belt.
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Aren't they endangered?P.D.X. wrote:I'd wear a manatee belt.
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There has been a guy hanging out in a distant and secluded corner of the parking for the last hour or so. He is standing next to a black Tesla. I just noticed that he is wearing one blue glove on his left hand (it's almost 60 here, and he is wearing a short-sleeved shirt) and using the fingers of that same hand to hold his cigarette.
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rass wrote:There has been a guy hanging out in a distant and secluded corner of the parking for the last hour or so. He is standing next to a black Tesla. I just noticed that he is wearing one blue glove on his left hand (it's almost 60 here, and he is wearing a short-sleeved shirt) and using the fingers of that same hand to hold his cigarette.
That's a total nurse move. Hold your cig in a gloved hand, less smell on your hands afterwards.
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He wasn't dressed like a nurse (at least not like one on break). Could have been a doc. Didn't think of that.A_B wrote:rass wrote:There has been a guy hanging out in a distant and secluded corner of the parking for the last hour or so. He is standing next to a black Tesla. I just noticed that he is wearing one blue glove on his left hand (it's almost 60 here, and he is wearing a short-sleeved shirt) and using the fingers of that same hand to hold his cigarette.
That's a total nurse move. Hold your cig in a gloved hand, less smell on your hands afterwards.
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Misogynist.rass wrote:He wasn't dressed like a nurse (at least not like one on break). Could have been a doc. Didn't think of that.A_B wrote:rass wrote:There has been a guy hanging out in a distant and secluded corner of the parking for the last hour or so. He is standing next to a black Tesla. I just noticed that he is wearing one blue glove on his left hand (it's almost 60 here, and he is wearing a short-sleeved shirt) and using the fingers of that same hand to hold his cigarette.
That's a total nurse move. Hold your cig in a gloved hand, less smell on your hands afterwards.
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I feel like doctors who smoke should be disbarred.
(And yes I know that's not the word, but you get the idea.)
Don't fucking lecture me about having some beers now and then if you're fucking puffing down on cancer sticks.
(And yes I know that's not the word, but you get the idea.)
Don't fucking lecture me about having some beers now and then if you're fucking puffing down on cancer sticks.
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Another step on my long road to cynicism. Third year medical student, in the surgical locker room getting ready to assist on an operation for throat cancer. I'm changing next to one of the leading lung cancer surgeons in the world, puffing away between cases.
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I don't have a problem with doctors who personally engage in unhealthy habits, because they have seen some shit. Just as long as the advice they are giving me is medically sound. A case where "do as I say, not as I do" is perfectly valid.
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He just wanted to be prepared for the day he gets throat cancer. It never sat right going to a hospital and seeing a gaggle of nurses and doctors smoking outside.howard wrote:Another step on my long road to cynicism. Third year medical student, in the surgical locker room getting ready to assist on an operation for throat cancer. I'm changing next to one of the leading lung cancer surgeons in the world, puffing away between cases.
So I think I mentioned the former NFLer (and O-lineman for Donovan McNabb in college) who works in my office. He was at the copier the other day, causing it to beep way too many times. Finally, he asks someone what he is doing wrong. "The machine says 'out of paper,' what does that mean." It means you took too many blows to the head.
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The Sybian wrote:He just wanted to be prepared for the day he gets throat cancer. It never sat right going to a hospital and seeing a gaggle of nurses and doctors smoking outside.howard wrote:Another step on my long road to cynicism. Third year medical student, in the surgical locker room getting ready to assist on an operation for throat cancer. I'm changing next to one of the leading lung cancer surgeons in the world, puffing away between cases.
So I think I mentioned the former NFLer (and O-lineman for Donovan McNabb in college) who works in my office. He was at the copier the other day, causing it to beep way too many times. Finally, he asks someone what he is doing wrong. "The machine says 'out of paper,' what does that mean." It means you took too many blows to the head.
Sabo played for the Eagles?
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No, 'Cuse. This guy was drafted by the Saints, but injured during rookie hazing and cut because he wasn't able to participate at camp. He won a decent settlement in a fairly publicized case.A_B wrote:The Sybian wrote:He just wanted to be prepared for the day he gets throat cancer. It never sat right going to a hospital and seeing a gaggle of nurses and doctors smoking outside.howard wrote:Another step on my long road to cynicism. Third year medical student, in the surgical locker room getting ready to assist on an operation for throat cancer. I'm changing next to one of the leading lung cancer surgeons in the world, puffing away between cases.
So I think I mentioned the former NFLer (and O-lineman for Donovan McNabb in college) who works in my office. He was at the copier the other day, causing it to beep way too many times. Finally, he asks someone what he is doing wrong. "The machine says 'out of paper,' what does that mean." It means you took too many blows to the head.
Sabo played for the Eagles?
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Jeez. You think you know a guy. He never posted about that even once.The Sybian wrote:No, 'Cuse. This guy was drafted by the Saints, but injured during rookie hazing and cut because he wasn't able to participate at camp. He won a decent settlement in a fairly publicized case.A_B wrote: Sabo played for the Eagles?
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Just saw something on reddit that made me think: what percentage of people at your workplace leave PowerPoint in edit (i.e. non-presentation) mode when presenting?
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Back to the Cube this morning. My employees completely cleared out my office and decorated my cube exactly how it was for April Fools.
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Photo of The Dome (giant bald scalp surrounded by hair on all sides) holding an umbrella for The Hog. They walked out to The Hog's car in the same manner.
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rass wrote: Photo of The Dome (giant bald scalp surrounded by hair on all sides) holding an umbrella for The Hog. They walked out to The Hog's car in the same manner.
The Dome needs to change to Fonzworth Bentley
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Did they go to the car so Hog could get some dome from Dome on his hog?
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This reminded me that rass still owes us explanations for everyone on the comprehensive list of nicknames he posted a while back.
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If you put someone on hold during a call you initiated, for anything short of a life-or-death emergency, you are basically the worst person in the world.
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(I assume we can all keep this amongst ourselves since I'm going to share a screenshot with real names though I've blanked out last names.)
So there's this co-worker of mine I absolutely can't stand. She's a vacuous twit whom I can't understand why the company keeps around and she causes everyone (but especially me) more work because of her stupidity. A little background for below. She's been pestering everyone in the company about this bug that we resolved this morning for the last two days. So here's a Slack conversation that includes her (Emily) and my boss and the company owner (Doug).
![Image](http://images1.upickem.net/BRIA/Slack.png)
Needless to say myself and the sizable anti-Emily crowd had a good laugh over that one. For all her stupidity those in positions of power either seem to ignore it or value her contributions in some way.
So there's this co-worker of mine I absolutely can't stand. She's a vacuous twit whom I can't understand why the company keeps around and she causes everyone (but especially me) more work because of her stupidity. A little background for below. She's been pestering everyone in the company about this bug that we resolved this morning for the last two days. So here's a Slack conversation that includes her (Emily) and my boss and the company owner (Doug).
![Image](http://images1.upickem.net/BRIA/Slack.png)
Needless to say myself and the sizable anti-Emily crowd had a good laugh over that one. For all her stupidity those in positions of power either seem to ignore it or value her contributions in some way.
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I'd be happy with that level of dumb some days.
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Giff wrote:I'd be happy with that ... d ... some days.
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Hilarious. We did it and now we're getting a divorce and now I lost my kids. Keep making the jokes, assholes.
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Anything for you, will do!Giff wrote:Keep making the jokes, assholes.
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So I noticed this thing? It was a small percentage of people at my old work? But it's more prevalent at my new job? Broads did it, but now dudes do too? It's this constant rising intonation? Sometimes it's called uptalk? It's really fucking annoying? It makes them sound like their unsure? And complete fucking idiots? And it's not just millennials?
I wonder if they do it in other aspects of their life? Like in the throes of passion? Oh yes? Give it to me? That's good? Yes? Yes? YES?
I wonder if they do it in other aspects of their life? Like in the throes of passion? Oh yes? Give it to me? That's good? Yes? Yes? YES?
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Are they Canadian?
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Maybe not surprising, but the dipshit I referenced at my office upthread does it and it drives me fucking bonkers. Though fortunately, I can't really think of anyone else who does.L-Jam3 wrote:So I noticed this thing? It was a small percentage of people at my old work? But it's more prevalent at my new job? Broads did it, but now dudes do too? It's this constant rising intonation? Sometimes it's called uptalk? It's really fucking annoying? It makes them sound like their unsure? And complete fucking idiots? And it's not just millennials?
I wonder if they do it in other aspects of their life? Like in the throes of passion? Oh yes? Give it to me? That's good? Yes? Yes? YES?
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I go from screaming in the beginning to whispering at the end of every sentence I speak. Secret to my vast success.
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I hate that so much. Drives me nuts, and makes the person look vapid and idiotic. Can't say I've heard a guy do it, though. My company is based outside of San Fran, and it seems more prevalent out there. My boss grew up in So-Cal (no idea where), and she occasionally slips into something similar, peppered with a lot of "fer sure." She is the greatest, so I can't be annoyed by anything she does, but everyone else is another story.L-Jam3 wrote:So I noticed this thing? It was a small percentage of people at my old work? But it's more prevalent at my new job? Broads did it, but now dudes do too? It's this constant rising intonation? Sometimes it's called uptalk? It's really fucking annoying? It makes them sound like their unsure? And complete fucking idiots? And it's not just millennials?
I wonder if they do it in other aspects of their life? Like in the throes of passion? Oh yes? Give it to me? That's good? Yes? Yes? YES?
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Uptalk from a man tends to immediately feminize his tone. It's an interesting phenomenon.
Vocal patterns that make you sound uncertain don't play well in my line of work. We have one cop (female) that does it and she's considered barely competent and too passive by most.
Vocal patterns that make you sound uncertain don't play well in my line of work. We have one cop (female) that does it and she's considered barely competent and too passive by most.
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Hooks?Moreta wrote:Uptalk from a man tends to immediately feminize his tone. It's an interesting phenomenon.
Vocal patterns that make you sound uncertain don't play well in my line of work. We have one cop (female) that does it and she's considered barely competent and too passive by most.
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I notice it mainly in younger women...30ish or under. At my last job we had a 20-something we nicknamed Michelle b/c when she talked it reminded us of "this one time...at band camp?"...which I think is hilarious on it's own merit.L-Jam3 wrote:So I noticed this thing? It was a small percentage of people at my old work? But it's more prevalent at my new job? Broads did it, but now dudes do too? It's this constant rising intonation? Sometimes it's called uptalk? It's really fucking annoying? It makes them sound like their unsure? And complete fucking idiots? And it's not just millennials?
I wonder if they do it in other aspects of their life? Like in the throes of passion? Oh yes? Give it to me? That's good? Yes? Yes? YES?
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My immediate thought.rass wrote:Hooks?Moreta wrote:Uptalk from a man tends to immediately feminize his tone. It's an interesting phenomenon.
Vocal patterns that make you sound uncertain don't play well in my line of work. We have one cop (female) that does it and she's considered barely competent and too passive by most.
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